WANTED: any "what do you get(cross a+b)?" jokes

[MANOJLOVIC Alexsandar]

I need a list of jokes along the lines of
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
big holes all over Australia.

that's the style of joke, any contributions would be
appreciated.

I`d also appreciate it if you would mail it to me at
u92...@student.canberra.edu.au

Aleksandar Manojlovic
University of Canberra, Australia
-sig file in need of repair

[Bill Bass]

what do you get when you cross a gorilla and a banana?

a happy gorilla

What do you get when you cross a david koresh and jeffery dahmer?

a brunch davidian

(sorry, just had to post 'cause it is so damn funny!)
hehehe, i love thiss forum

wheeeeeeee! <tm reive>

[Tony Konashenok]

What will you get if you cross a snake and a hedgehog?

A piece of barbed wire.

*

What will you get if you cross a prostitute and an elephant?

A 5000-lb. hooker who does it for peanuts and remembers you forever!

*

What will you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

--
Tony Konashenok a...@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu (510)843-5632 (home)
University of California, Berkeley (510)642-5831 (office)

Strauss research group, Latimer Hall, UC Berkeley, Berkeley CA 94720, U.S.A.

[Frank Reid]

In article <JBow0B...@mindvox.phantom.com> mrb...@mindvox.phantom.com (Bill Bass) writes:
>what do you get when you cross a gorilla and a banana?
>
>a happy gorilla
>
>What do you get when you cross a david koresh and jeffery dahmer?
>
>a brunch davidian

Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants
but none of the offspring survived.
-- MAD ca. 1958
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Frank re...@ucs.indiana.edu

[christopher motherway]

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dick-tater (dictator).

(Lame, yes, but you ASKED for it!!!!)

Chris Wolvie

[David Mattes Orr]

What do you get if you cross a mouse and a cow?

Mouse cow sin theta.

What do you get if you cross a hiker and a climber?

You can't, a climber's a scaler (scalar).

Dave or Dave
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choose it to mean--neither more nor less. \ love than stupid.
- Humpty Dumpty \ - Dave Or Dave

[Duke Groebe]

In article <1993Sep15.1...@leland.Stanford.EDU>,

dm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (David Mattes Orr) wrote:
>What do you get if you cross a mouse and a cow?
>Mouse cow sin theta.
>What do you get if you cross a hiker and a climber?
>You can't, a climber's a scaler (scalar).
>Dave or Dave

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a Dog.

[Daniel B Case]

In article <drg-1509...@ache.pharm.pitt.edu>, d...@prophet.pharm.pitt.edu (Duke Groebe) writes...

These are the ethnic variants:

A WASP with a Jew?

Pushy Pilgrims

A WASP with a Puerto Rican?

Assault and battery

A WASP with a black?

A conservation piece

A Jew and a black?

Someone who walks up to you and says "Gimme five...percent!"

A Jew and a Puerto Rican?

A janitor who thinks he owns the building?

A black and a Puerto Rican?

Kids who won't get up off their ass and steal

I know these are terribly offensive, but...it's rec.humor, and you asked for
them.

[Paul Kolenbrander]

In article <os922732.748072451@dogwood> os92...@dogwood.canberra.edu.au (MANOJLOVIC Alexsandar) writes:
>
> I need a list of jokes along the lines of
> what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
> big holes all over Australia.

Ok. Here's goes. Ready or Not...

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A. A wooly jumper.

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CYa, Paul
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.../ Danger: Humor Impaired Person Detected! Activating Terminator...

[The Dude]

from a joke collection book i read sometime ago:

what do you get when you cross:

q1. a computer and a jap (jewish american princess)?
a1. a system that won't go down on you.

q2. a rooster and m&m candy?
a2. a cock that will melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

q3. a man and life-savers candy?
a3. a man who comes in five different flavors.

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[Andy Symes]

David Mattes Orr (dm...@leland.Stanford.EDU) wrote:
: What do you get if you cross a mouse and a cow?

: Mouse cow sin theta.
[snip]

Q. What do you get if you cross East and North?
A. Up.

[Gilbert P. Gia]

Pheasant and duck. (from 1954 Calif.)
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Gilbert Gia Bakersfield, California
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[Mark Bernstein]

Paul Kolenbrander (boi...@myamy.hacktic.nl) wrote:
:
: Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
: A. A wooly jumper.
:
Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a sheep?

A. A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.

--
Mark Bernstein
ma...@cimage.com

[GREGORY CARLILL]

hel...@devvax.mincom.oz.au wrote:

>How about.....

>Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a beer?????

>A. A cock that tastes good.......

>Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter????

>A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth......

>Hell......

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a owl?

A. A cock that stays up all night.

I once knew heaps of these i'll try to remember more.

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My opinion may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

Greg Carlill Email: gc...@un.seqeb.gov.au

The South East Queensland Electricity Board
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[John Girvan]

These are for anyone who's ever done applied maths at university:

Q: What do you get if you cross a grape with an elephant?
A: |grape| * |elephant| * cos (theta)

Q: What do you get if you cross a mountaineer with an elephant?
A: You can't: a mountaineer is a scalar.

Well, I liked them :#)

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