Ted Kennedy Song

[Marshall Mentz]

Hi all, someone wanted the Ted Kennedy songs that were heard on the Rush
Limbaugh radio show and in his book "The Way Things Ought To Be". Even
if you're not a dittohead (nobody's perfect) they still are funny songs.

THE PHILANDERER
(Sung by a Ted Kennedy sound-alike to the tune of "The Wanderer")

Oh, well I'm the type guy who would never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I get so gosh darned hammered, I don't even know their names
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Well my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right
Only G-D wIll know where I'll be passing out tonight
And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best
I'll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy, he likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, I wake from town to town
But when I find myself falling for some girl
I walk right in that car of mine an I take her for a whirl
Because I'm a Kennedy, yes I', Ted Kennedy
The car skids round and round and round and round and round.

KENNA-DAY-O
(Sung by Harry Belafone sound-alike to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song
(Day-O")

Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Say Mr. Kennedy put back your banana
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Late one night down in Palm Beach town
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Brought young girl back to the big compound
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Hormones, Hormones.
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kennedy clan is trouble once more
Up in Chappaquiddick Tecddy looked for romance
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
JFK couldn't keep it in his own pants
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Hormones are raging, they won't leave us alone.

Enjoy! Marshall Mentz
Goucher College