Odd People's Names (Parse THAT!)
andy.russo
but then I got distracted. These are REAL names from the
Washington, DC, USA white pages.
Robyn Formica
Lawrence Fluke - the ONLY fluke in the phone book :-)
Porsche Capri Ford - her father must be a dealer
Leslie Footlick
Willie B Forcey
Minnie Ball - wasn't she ammunition in the revolutionary war?
Harry Ballman - how did he live through junior high?
James Baller - likewise
Sandra (Sandy) Banks - usually found in North Carolina
Harry Barber - who give haircuts to a hairy barber?
Michael Hunt - I'm surprised he didn't get an unlisted number,
but at least he isn't listed as Mike Hunt
Andy Russo
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sno...@waikato.ac.nz
A Canadian friend of mine swears that the Vancouver, BC, phone book
contains one "Hugh G. Rection"
Obviously someone taking the piss ... I sincerely hope!!!
Then of course there are all the unfortunates with surnames like
Hardcock, Treblecock, etc - usually pronounced by these people with
a silent "ck" for obvious reasons...
Snowy
Frank G. Rogers
Israel Ham
Walter & Elizabeth Bland
Barbara Bugg
Lisa Cronic
Jean Yapi
Sang Bang
Dick Rust
Wing Wong
-f
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Ke Huang
>These people have all come into the library were I work:
>
>Israel Ham
>Walter & Elizabeth Bland
>Barbara Bugg
>Lisa Cronic
>Jean Yapi
>Sang Bang
>Dick Rust
>Wing Wong
There's a guy in Buffalo, NY named "Chiting Ho"
Anthony S. Pelliccio
> In article <libfgr.7...@gsusgi1.gsu.edu> lib...@gsusgi2.gsu.edu (Frank G
> >These people have all come into the library were I work:
> >
> >Israel Ham
> >Walter & Elizabeth Bland
> >Barbara Bugg
> >Lisa Cronic
> >Jean Yapi
> >Sang Bang
> >Dick Rust
> >Wing Wong
>
> There's a guy in Buffalo, NY named "Chiting Ho"
A few years back there was a guy in the Providence white pages with the
name:
Bippin B. Dikshit
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Ernie
>Snowy
In the Albany, New York phone book there's an unfortunate man with the name
HEYWOOD JABLOME (hey would ya blow me!!)
-Ernie
Philip Young
v v _ v
The name Cecil (Sess'ill, not see'sill) is typicaly abbreviated here
as Cec (Sess'). I actually met a bloke called Cec Poole. I've also
encountered Dick Head, and a friend of mine knew Miles Long.
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Philip R. Young
TFST...@ukcc.uky.edu
I once met a guy named Richard Head (Dick Head) (Atlanta)
and a woman named Magic Head (Atlanta)
TFST...@ukcc.uky.edu
Hardin Short
Herda Birdwhistle
Crystal Chandalier
Lon Moore
cam::way
> I once met a guy named Richard Head (Dick Head) (Atlanta)
> and a woman named Magic Head (Atlanta)
My dad went to high school with a girl named Ophelia Peck.
And there was a guy who used to work here named Philip Orifice.
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Digital Equipment Corp.
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Springfield, MA Opinions expressed are mine alone
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Tony Konashenok
B & D Welding (B & D Woodworking, too)
The Western Screw Co.
Silver, L.D.
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Tony Konashenok a...@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu (510)843-5632 (home)
University of California, Berkeley (510)642-5831 (office)
Strauss research group, Latimer Hall, UC Berkeley, Berkeley CA 94720, U.S.A.
STEVEN JAY GIBBLE
::way) writes:
>> There is a newscaster with the name Sam Dick (Lexington),
>> I once met a guy named Richard Head (Dick Head) (Atlanta)
>> and a woman named Magic Head (Atlanta)
>
>
>My dad went to high school with a girl named Ophelia Peck.
>
>And there was a guy who used to work here named Philip Orifice.
>
There is a kid I know whose name is Michael Hymen, but he goes by the name
Buster. That is Buster Hymen.
Steve Gibble
Lehigh University
Alan D Shaw
> Steve Gibble
> Lehigh University
There's this guy works for volvo in Scotland called:
John Thomas
C Alan Williamson
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Mankato State University Life is full of surprises, but never
Mankato, MN when you need one. -Calvin & Hobbes-
bleh
While doing research for my fiber optics paper, I ran across an article
with the author's name listed as:
M.C. Brain
No kidding!!!!
-Koushik "I guess you had to be there..."
James W. Jeffries
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|> While doing research for my fiber optics paper, I ran across an article
|> with the author's name listed as:
|>
|> M.C. Brain
or was that M. T. Brain ?
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