Thanksgiving Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419EFCC6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "The New Mr. Humor" wrote:
> >
> > > Humor fans,
> > >
> > > Let's cluck into another weekend with a brand new "Humor of the Great
> > > Composers"!!!
> > >
> > > Q: Why did the fisherman take a jar of tartar sauce to listen to a
> > > recording of the Quintet for Piano, Violin, Violoncello and Double Bass
> in
> > > A Major, Op. posth. 114, D. 667 by the great composer Franz Schubert?
> > >
> > > A: Because he heard there would be trout there!!!
> > >
> > > HH: trout. Trout. The Quintet for Piano, Violin, Violoncello and
> Double
> > > Bass in A Major, Op. posth. 114, D. 667 by the great composer Franz
> > > Schubert is known as "The Trout". Get it??? Ha Ha Ha!!!
> >
> > Quintet: 5th celebration of the Vietnamese New Year.
> >
> > Why would a trout be attracted by tartar sauce?
>
> Ask one.
>
> Would a coin collector be attracted by mint sauce?
> Would Bertie be attracted by Wooster sauce?

Wooster: Spinning sex?