Leprosy Jokes

[Rupa Bhattacharya]

Why was thew Leper hockey game canceled?
There was a face-off in the corner!=)

Rupa Bhatta...@horacemann.pvt.k12.ny.us,Internet
aka
Great White

[Timo Salmi]

In article <58654686....@hdnsr111.horacemann.pvt.k12.ny.us> Rupa_Bha...@horacemann.pvt.k12.ny.us writes:
:Why was thew Leper hockey game canceled?

: There was a face-off in the corner!=)

Hey, give the man a hand here. We've heard this one quite a few
times already.

All the best, Timo (aka Professor Pundit in rec.humor)

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[Timo Salmi]

Never tell a leper anything confidential. He's got loose lips.

[I Could Have Gone Anywhere!!]

What do you call a leper in a wind tunnel?

A skeleton.

[Ypmoc Sirhc]

Q: What did the leper tell the hooker?
A: Keep the tip!

Q: Why did the leper work at the homeless shelter?
A: He heard they needed someone to lend a hand.

I heard the lepers in the tub as:
Q: What do you call 5 lepers in a hot tub?
A: Soup.
Q: What do you call 10 lepers in a hot tub?
A: Stew.

Stupid but related joke:
Q: Why didn't the skeleton fight?
A: He didn't have the guts.

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[Steve Pickering]

Rupa Bhattacharya (Rupa_Bha...@horacemann.pvt.k12.ny.us) wrote:
: Why was thew Leper hockey game canceled?

Three lepers playing cards when one threw his hand in

[Josh Danziger]

Why did the Leper get inot a car crash?

He left his foot on the gas.

[Sharone Sohayegh]

That was good Josh.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face- off in the corner.

[Nikhil Sadarangani]

I've got another one:

How do you know when a leper poker game is over?

When somebody throws his hand in.

[Jerry Ludwig]

m...@thecontrols.uk.sun.com wrote:

: sung to the first lines of the old Beatles tune "Yesterday"

: "Leprosy.........................,
: I'm not half the man I used to be"
Bits of peices falling off of me
Oh I believe in Leprosy

Another toe....................,
Only seven more left to go
Nothing docs can do to make it slow
Oh I detest my Leprosy

Why she had to go
I don't know, she wouldn't say
But I think somehow it must
have to do with my Leprosyeeeeeee...

(I could go on, but I don't see a point :)

Jerry.

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[Bob Ross]

Why don't they let lepers play hocky?

There is always a "face-off" in the corner.

[Lane Copley]

'Yesterday" tune:

Leprosy....
body parts are falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh, why did I get leprosy.

Syphilis
It only started with a single kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh why did I get syphilis.

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[00phv...@bsuvc.bsu.edu]

In article <ZS66-OK...@delphi.com>, Bob Ross <rrr...@delphi.com> writes:
> Why don't they let lepers play hocky?
>
> There is always a "face-off" in the corner.

Here is another leper joke that I think is really funny:

One day, this guy decides that he is going to be nice and take his leper friend
out to eat. The leper says that he doesn't want to go, that he will just end
up embarassing his friend. The guy tells the leper not to worry and that they
should go tonight.
So the two guys go out to eat. Right after they are served their salads, the
leper's friend looks right at the leper and vomits. As he is wiping his mouth,
the leper starts to insist that they leave. His friend says, "No, it's not
you, don't worry about it." So the leper and his friend decide to stay.
Right after they are served their appetizers, the leper's friend looks right at
the leper again and vomits. As his is wiping his mouth, the leper again
insists that they leave. The friend says, "Don't be silly. It's not you.
Let's just finish our meals, okay?" They agree to stay and finish their meals.
Right after the leper's friend takes the first bite of his entree, he looks at
the leper and throws up again. Finally the leper has had enough.
"Let's go," he says.
"No, it's not you."
"If it's not me, then what is it?" says the leper.
"It's the guy behind you. He keeps dipping his bread into your neck."

[Klausbrant]

Did you hear about the guy who was the only male in the all girl leper
colony?
He was doing great until the day his business started dropping off.

[ch...@lehigh.edu]

what did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip!

chs4

[Michael McClelland]

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?
Soup!

How do you make sausage?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel with a wind sock at the other end.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.

The above anecdotes represent or depict in no way actual humor. They are
merely fictional representions. Any simililarity to actual humor is
purely coincidental.

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[Jean-Paul Burlock u]

Why'd they have to stop the leper poker game. They all threw their hands in.

What'd the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.