He goes to the door and finds the owner, who is more than pleased
to take the Texan around the outside of the house to show it off.
"This is a great house," says the owner. "Last summer I re-roofed
it and put in new storm windows. This summer I put in new
insulation and gave it a new paint-job. I built the 2-car garage
myself. It's in a good nieghborhood and it has a big yard... I
guess you could say this house is pretty much without flaw."
"No flaw!?" says the Texan. "Well what do y'all walk on?"
Chadd VanZanten SL...@CC.USU.EDU ``If I had any word of advice it would be,
hey, accept responsibility for yourself; don't blame anyone.'' --OJ Simpson
Well, there was these two mountain lions along the Red River between
Texas 'n' Oklahoma. The Oklahoma lion looked sleek and well fed. The Texas
mountain lion was scrawny and his ribs were plainly visible.
OK: The Oklahoma mountain lion said to the Texas mountain lion, "What's the
matter with you. You look terrible. What's going on?"
TEX: The Texas mountain lion says "I am having trouble getting enough to eat
with these Texans".
OK: "Well, just how are you doing it with the Texans?"
TEX: "Well, first I roar at them, then I pounce on them, then I eat
OK: "I see the problem. When you roar at them, you scare the shit out of them.
When you pounce on them, you knock the wind out of them. After that, all
that's left is a pair of faded blue jeans and a dirty tee shirt."
| Felix Tilley |
| Tucson, AZ, USA |
| fti...@indirect.com |