In article <184...@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkh...@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>
>This is a test. Please ignore this message.
Hey there Mr. Wizard!
If you search through the newsgroups at your site,
you'll probably find "alt.test" or "misc.test",
which are more appropriate for this type of message.
Although "alt.flame" is preferred for newusers. ;-)
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Well, Well, Well!!! What have we here? I see we have another tester.
I can't believe the nerve some people have to post tests on rec.humor!
You have cost the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars to send your message everywhere.
I am sure that you do not know what you are doing.
(Of course I only find it fair to spend twice as much money to get rid of people like this)
I only have one message to these people.
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Funny, I hate tests other people set for me, but I somehow love setting
my own tests.
I suppose some humor is called for, no doubt that is what you are all
WARNING: Disc quota (\) exceeded. 0.9 DAYS
expecting and it is, perhaps, you say, my duty to provide some here
for you to enjoy this [day/night].
I would take great pleasure in doing this, for I am in a position
to grace any of my regularly subscribed newsgroups with a dash of humor -
but alas - not h
THIS one.
You see, my FUNNY file, contains articles almost solely from
this source.
And the rest I already posted hear.
Lets have TEST OBJOKES!
---------------------------------JOKE------------------------
This is a PRACTICAL JOKE, and all you non-TEST-READERS (I don't even
know why I'm addressing you will miss it)
(Including me, I dont read tests either)
A pal of mine, put some bread in the toaster, and left it,
so a couple of meanies (pals of mine) got salt and pepper and ginger
WARNING: Disc quota (\) exceeded. 0.1 DAYS
and rubbed it deep into the bread knowing that when it was toasted it
would not be detected visually.
Well it worked, and the guy had a nasty shock when he bit into it.
hee hee
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Katie
>In article <1992Dec6.0...@spock.UUCP>, gu...@spock.uucp (Danny Richman)
>writes:
>>In article <184...@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkh...@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Kh
>are) contaminates our newsgroup with this
>>stoopid test:
>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>
>>Well, Well, Well!!! What have we here? I see we have another tester.
>>
>>I can't believe the nerve some people have to post tests on rec.humor!
>>
>>You have cost the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars to send your message
> everywhere.
>>I am sure that you do not know what you are doing.
>>(Of course I only find it fair to spend twice as much money to get rid of peopl
>e like this)
>>
>>
>>I only have one message to these people.
>> [many, many "YOU BITE"'s deleted]
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>> gu...@choate.edu
>>
>> -My name's Gumby damnit! Not Gum! It's Gumby!
>>
>Why are we so bitter?
>Katie
I think it has something to do with a childhood trauma. Maybe he should drop
Clayton Cramer a line......
-MTC
something, something, something, gore.
Hows that for a followup score.
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> Payman Khalili (p...@engin.umich.edu) wrote:
> : In article <1993Jan5.1...@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s900...@csdvax.cs
> : >In article <1992Dec19.0...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, ce...@ns1.cc.lehigh
> : >> In article <1992Dec18....@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop...@bmerh301.bnr
> : >> id Smith) writes:
> : >>>In article <1992Dec18....@news.arc.nasa.gov> nich...@pioneer.ar
> : >> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
> : >>>>In article <BzF6E...@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei...@cck.coventry.ac.uk (T
> : >> k) writes:
> : >>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jm...@leo.bsuvc.bsu.ed
> : >> s:
> : >>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.0...@spock.UUCP>, gu...@spock.uucp (Dan
> : >> man) writes:
> : >>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11....@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@eul
> : >> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
> : >>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.2...@spock.UUCP> kur...@spock.uucp (An
> : >> yman) writes:
> : >>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.2...@spock.UUCP> ram...@spock.uucp (
> : >> Orphanides) writes:
> : >>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.2...@spock.UUCP> ba...@spock.uucp (Ca
> : >> uang) writes:
> : >>>>>>>>>>>In article <184...@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkh...@misdev.mis.pyrami
> : >> Vilas Khare) writes:
> : >>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> : >>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> : >>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> : >>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> : >>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> : >>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
> : >>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
> : >>>>>>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
> : >>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
> : >>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
> : >>> Why have one when we can have four!
> : >>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
> : >Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!
> Bill did Tipper now he's sore!
END THIS CASCADE, FOREVER MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> In article <1993Jan1...@babs.phallus.lcv.com>, gki...@babs.phallus.lcv.
> > In article <11JAN199...@trentu.ca>, lstv...@trentu.ca (LYNDELL PHILL
> > |> In article <1993Jan7...@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sar...@gallua.galla
> > |> >In article <1993Jan...@cogs.sussex.ac.uk>, ri...@cogs.sussex.ac.uk
> > |> >> In article <1993Jan6...@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>, cpsigd01@ulkyvx
> > |> >> |> In article <8791...@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM>, br...@godzilla.sw
> > |> >> |> > In article <-hc=V...@engin.umich.edu> p...@engin.umich.edu (Payman
> > |> >> |> >>In article <1993Jan5.1...@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s900028
> > |> >> |> >>>In article <1992Dec19.0...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns
> > |> >> |> >>>> In article <1992Dec18....@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@b
> > |> >> |> >>>> id Smith) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>In article <1992Dec18....@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso
> > |> >> |> >>>> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>In article <BzF6E...@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei...@cck.covent
> > |> >> |> >>>> k) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.b
> > |> >> |> >>>> s:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.0...@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spoc
> > |> >> |> >>>> man) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11....@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>
> > |> >> |> >>>> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.2...@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spo
> > |> >> |> >>>> yman) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.2...@spock.UUCP> ramirez@s
> > |> >> |> >>>> Orphanides) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.2...@spock.UUCP> bane@spo
> > |> >> |> >>>> uang) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <184...@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev
> > |> >> |> >>>> Vilas Khare) writes:
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>>Ommes it porn,which is hard core.?
> > |> >> |> >>>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
> > |> >> |> >>>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
> > |> >> |> >>>> Why have one when we can have four!
> > |> >> |> >>>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
> > |> >> |> >>Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!
> > |> >> |> > This is one cascade I really abhor.
> > |> >> |> Hilary Clinton is really a Wh--
> > |> >> I have this strange feeling, there's far more in store.
> > |> >Reading this cascade is becoming a chore.
> > |> Good material, good to the core.
> > Core was already used; sheesh, redundancy I deplore!
> how long's this cascade been doing the tour?
Since the one before the one before.
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