Cheers

[marc g boffardi]

How about:

Football, Baseball, Hockey puck!
Come on Cheerleaders, give us a...
cheeeer!

Marc Boffardi
BOFF...@ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU

[Tim Foster]

Here's a couple of gross football cheers:

Offense:
E-X (pause) L-A-X
Open up that hole!

Defense:
Kaopectate, kaopectate (sp?)
Stop that run!

--
Tim Foster (Software Engineer)
Viewlogic Systems, Inc. (The CAE Company)
293 Boston Post Road West
Marlboro, MA 01752
508 480 0881 x224
E-mail: tfo...@Viewlogic.COM

[William Hooper]

O.K. Back at good old Rice U., we liked our cheers
a little different. I'll see what I can do.

E to the x, dy, dx!
e to the x, dx!
Secant, tangent, cosine, sine!
3.14159!
Cube root, square root, BTU!
Compass, slide rule, go Rice U!

We're from Rice, ain't that nice?
Who are you, do you know?

We also used to do a spelling cheer where we would spell
out the full old name of Rice:
T-h-e W-i-l-l-i-a-m M-a-r-s-h R-i-c-e I-n-s-t-i-t-u-t-e f-o-r t-h-e
a-d-v-a-n-c-e-m-e-n-t o-f L-e-t-t-e-r-s, S-c-i-e-n-c-e a-n-d A-r-t.

I also liked the cheer where we would spell Pterodactyl over and
over to a syncopated rythm (really confused the Aggies--"What are
they spelling over there, Bubba? Psychiatrist?")

Finally, whenever Rice would screw up, which was all the time (Rice
hasn't had a winning season since the early '60's) we would do:

Aaaaaww <-- winding up sound
S**t, G** D***, F**k!
Son of a B**ch!
Gee Wally! Hi mom!

[ins...@outside.ecn.purdue.edu]

[Brad]

In article <1990Oct2...@minnie.Viewlogic.COM> t...@minnie.Viewlogic.COM (Tim Foster) writes:
>Here's a couple of gross football cheers:
>

>Defense:
> Kaopectate, kaopectate (sp?)
> Stop that run!

Give me a "T"
Give me a "A"
Give me a "M"
Give me a "P"
Give me a "A"
Give me a "X"
What's that spell?
TAMPAX.
What's that make you do?
HOLD THAT LINE...

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[VLSI]

There are a bunch of rugger cheers that i don't remember, most of them
are at least very obscene. Does anyone out there remember them?

In the mean time:

Listen, listen
Over here
While we do our silent cheer:
(Stand up waving arms and mouth agape, with no noise at all)

While at Grinnell (the Pioneers rarely won a game, and i was often the
other fan present):

(to the rythm of Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah)
We've got higher board scores.

Here's another:
That's alright, that's ok
THEY're gonna work for US some day.

[joe carl white]

Rice University has some great cheers...have to to compensate for the football team...but at least we have the Mob.

Anyway:

C--H--E-A-T! Cheat, Rice, Cheat!

We Scored First! We Scored First!

We Won the Toss! We Won the Toss!

and on those rare occasions when we are ahead:

C--L--O-C-K! Go, Clock, Go!

--
Joe Carl Patrick Spontaneous White jc...@midway.uchicago.edu
University of Chicago Divinity School (312) 752-3810
(Yes, Divinity School! Wanna make sumpin') 1156 E. 57th St.
(uv it? I ain't ordained yet!!) Chicago, IL 60637

[Yes, as a Matter of Fact, I *DO* Own This Whole Damned Site]

Of course, when the ref makes a bad call, the band will
shout:

"Elevator Elevator!"
"We got the shaft"

I will have to rummage for the old Columbia U. Marching Band songs
unless Lynn Gold beats me to it.

ER

[Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.]

>
> What I am after is the following: I'm trying to compile a list
> of good cheers to use at football games, basketball games, etc.
> Something other than:
>

There's always the old standby:

Rah rah rhee,
Kick 'em in the knee!
Rah rah red,
Kick 'em in the head!
Rah rah rack,
Kick 'em in the back!
Rah rah rass
Kick 'em in ... the other knee!

Peace,
Patrick

[Fluffy the Wonder Bunny]

Here's just one of the cheers I can remember from the University of
Waterloo (Ontario, Canada):

(verse 1: everyone yells it)
Waterloo once, Waterloo twice.
Holy jumping Jesus Christ.
Rip, ram, Goddamn,
Son of a bitch, shit!

(verse 2: just the guys)
Salivate, masturbate
Think of all the girls you ate.
How do you like your meat?
Raw! Raw! Raw!

(verse 3: just the girls)
Take a bite, take a chew
Think of all the guys you blew.
Munch, munch, bag lunch.
How do you like your meat?
Hard! Verrrrry harrrrrrd!

=========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny =========================
"I think you're pretty tough, don't I?"
- Daffy Duck
===================== cadesj...@trillium.uwaterloo.ca ====================

[marc g boffardi]

In article <1...@catnip.berkeley.ca.us> boo...@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (Yes, as a Matter of Fact, I *DO* Own This Whole Damned Site) writes:
>
>Of course, when the ref makes a bad call, the band will
>shout:
>
>"Elevator Elevator!"
>"We got the shaft"

Up here in Buffalo it's:
"A rope. A tree."
"Hang the referee!"
or:
"The ref beats his wife!"
"She loves it!!"

Marc Boffardi
BOFF...@ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU
.sig THIS!!!

[Tim Roberts]

In article <42...@eerie.acsu.Buffalo.EDU> boff...@acsu.buffalo.edu (marc g boffardi) writes:
>In article <1...@catnip.berkeley.ca.us> boo...@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (Yes, as a Matter of Fact, I *DO* Own This Whole Damned Site) writes:
>>
>>Of course, when the ref makes a bad call, the band will
>>shout:
>>
>>"Elevator Elevator!"
>>"We got the shaft"
>
> Up here in Buffalo it's:
>"A rope. A tree."
>"Hang the referee!"
> or:

At Oregon State, we (the band) used to sing:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
I could be a PAC-10 referee.

(R) Oscar Meyer Wiener is probably a registered trademark of some huge
international conglomerate.

--
ti...@gssc.gss.com Tim N Roberts, CCP Graphic Software Systems

I think Lotus should come out with a PS/1 spreadsheet.
They could call it 0-1-2.

[Dan Lucko]

In article <10...@ccncsu.ColoState.EDU>, mat...@handel.CS.ColoState.Edu (kenneth lee mathis) writes:
>>Of course, when the ref makes a bad call, the band will
>>shout:
>>
>>"Elevator Elevator!"
>>"We got the shaft"
>>

With bad ref's in a basketball game, we would shout:

Our five will beat your seven (clap, clap). [repeat infinitum]

---
Dan

[John R. Perry/;093091;csgrad]

Here's a cheer I heard a while back which I believe was atributed
to Cal Tech's football team (no flames please, I know CalTech doesn't
have a football team):

Tangent,
Secant
Cosine
Sine
Logarithm, logarithm,
Hyperboilc sine,
three point one four one five nine
Go-o-o-o Tech

[joe carl white]

Rice has a cheer that is used by several other colleges, with variations to
make them rhyme:

e to the X, dy dx
e to the X, dx
secant, tangent, cosine, sine
3.14159
cube root, square root, BTU
compass, slide rule, go Rice U.!

--
Joe Carl Patrick Spontaneous White jc...@midway.uchicago.edu
University of Chicago Divinity School (312) 752-3810

(formerly of Rice University, the MOB 1156 E. 57th St.
and things not frozen in general) Chicago, IL 60637

[Phil Nielsen]

Credits to Robin Williams:

"Rick'em, Wreck'em, Rack'em, Ruck'em
Get that ball and really....fight!"

philn@hprmokg

[t...@router.jhuapl.edu]

"We're Beatrice"

Carl Schelin

[ROBERT ALLAN STEWARD]

How about:

Kick 'em in the ass.
Kick 'em in the dirt.
Get up, M. F., you ain't hurt!

________________________________________________________________________
__________

Rob Steward
N. C. State (CSC Student)

If the Earth fell, would it bounce?
- Steven Wright

________________________________________________________________________
__________

[Robert C. Boenne]

[previous cheers deleted]

My H.S.'s favorite :

Nuts and bolts,
Nuts and bolts,
We got screwed!

[Tim Dodge]

> Here's a couple of gross football cheers:
>
> Offense:
> E-X (pause) L-A-X
> Open up that hole!

Out here in east PA, we just cheer
EX-LAX EX-LAZ
Open up a hole.

>
> Defense:
> Kaopectate, kaopectate (sp?)
> Stop that run!

How about one from Duke (?)

Supress them, supress them
Make them relenquish the ball!

OB JOKE: an old star trek one, but me being young had only
recently heard it...

What is the similarity between tissue and the USS Enteprise?

They both hand around Uranus knocking off klingons...

--
Timothy Dodge |Bernhardt 207 ,Box 134, Moravian College, Bethlehem PA 18018
under | CSNET/INTERNET....dodgeT@moravian.edu | Visualize whirled
construction | Computo, Ergo Sum! (2b) || !(2b) | peas.
I'm living in money mag's 300th out of 300 cities to live in!!!

[dan obrien]

Here's one from the tidewater area of Virginia:

We don't drink
We don't smoke
Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk!!

[Toby D.]

Rah rah ree
Kick 'em in the knee
Rah rah rass
Kick 'em in the other knee

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[Heather L. Garvey]

In a previous article, who...@oakhill.UUCP (William Hooper) says:

>O.K. Back at good old Rice U., we liked our cheers
>a little different. I'll see what I can do.
>
>E to the x, dy, dx!
>e to the x, dx!
>Secant, tangent, cosine, sine!
>3.14159!
>Cube root, square root, BTU!
>Compass, slide rule, go Rice U!
>

Case Western Reserve University does:

E to the x, dx, dy;
E to the y, dy;
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine;
3.14159
Cube root, square root, inverse sine;
Add an asymptotic line;
Come on Spartans, hold that line!

>
>We also used to do a spelling cheer where we would spell
>out the full old name of Rice:
>T-h-e W-i-l-l-i-a-m M-a-r-s-h R-i-c-e I-n-s-t-i-t-u-t-e f-o-r t-h-e
>a-d-v-a-n-c-e-m-e-n-t o-f L-e-t-t-e-r-s, S-c-i-e-n-c-e a-n-d A-r-t.
>

We spell out the entire address of the CWRU Band:

Case Western Reserve University Marching Spartans
Case Western Reserve University
University Circle
Cleveland, Ohio 44106
44106 - HEY!
44106 - HEY!

>
>Finally, whenever Rice would screw up, which was all the time (Rice
>hasn't had a winning season since the early '60's) we would do:
>

Ours was:
That's alright, that's OK, you're gonna work for US someday!

Then someone told me the cheer was directed at the other team....:)

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of CWRUGen | #5 | This .sig in no way condones drunken burping!

[Jeff Harrell]

My personal favorite is the MIT fight song, although somewhat similar to
some of the cheers already posted here.

e to the x, du dx
e to the u, deeeee u
secant, cosine, tangent, sine
3.14159
integral, radical, u dv
slipstick, sliderule, MIT!!!!

[Heather L. Garvey]

In a previous article, boff...@acsu.buffalo.edu (marc g boffardi) says:

>
> How about:
>
>Football, Baseball, Hockey puck!
>Come on Cheerleaders, give us a...
>cheeeer!
>

Our is:
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a buck!
Come on cheerleaders, give us a...
Cartwheel!

Case Western Reserve University, home of the World's Longest Cheer!

[Heather L. Garvey]

In a previous article, jc...@quads.uchicago.edu (joe carl white) says:

>Rice University has some great cheers...have to to compensate for the football team...but at least we have the Mob.
>

>and on those rare occasions when we are ahead:
>
>C--L--O-C-K! Go, Clock, Go!
>

Or when it's pouring out and both teams are calling time-outs left
and right....
PLEASE! PLEASE! Please make the clock go!

(We came up with an entire song to the tune of "We wish you a Merry Christmas"
that horrible afternoon, entitled "We wish you would make the clock go!":))
Sometimes it's almost not worth being a band member....)

[Heather L. Garvey]

In a previous article, boff...@acsu.buffalo.edu (marc g boffardi) says:

> Up here in Buffalo it's:
>"A rope. A tree."
>"Hang the referee!"
> or:
>"The ref beats his wife!"
> "She loves it!!"

We go through a whole Ref Cycle:

First,"The ref beats his wife, the ref beats his wife!
"She likes it, she likes it!"

Then he beats his kids, his dog, himself, etc. for each subsequent
bad call. After himself, we break out the Ref Song (Sung to the Mickey Mouse
Club song):

M-I-C-K-E-Y, O-U-S-O-B!
Referee, SOB, how I wish I had a hanging treeeeeee!
M-I-C-K-E-Y, O-U-S-O-B!

[Dan Hinojosa (Guest)]

In article <1990Nov4.2...@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> h...@po.CWRU.Edu (Heather L. Garvey) writes:

>Mayor/Goddess | Bob's | "When I get drunk, I burp a lot."
>Heather Garvey | Woman | - Bob Yantosca
>of CWRUGen | #5 | This .sig in no way condones drunken burping!

^^^^^
Makes you wonder about Bob, doesn't it?

--
daniel hinojosa... email -=> hino...@hpwrc07.hp.com | Mountain View, CA
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Jesus Saves!... But Gretzky gets the rebound. He Shoots. He SCOOORES!!!

[Jeff Jones]

At my high school, there was a group at all the basketball games that
called themselves "Crowd Control". They had two favorites.

1)
Potato chip, potato chip, munch munch munch.
Look out [opposing team] here's your lunch! [obscene gesture]

2)
Munch munch munch, ref wants lunch, eat it, ref, eat it!

[Rob Fugina]

Here at U Missouri--Rolla, it goes like this...

e to the x, dy dx
e to the x, dx
cosine secant tangent sine
3.14159
pv=nrt
Come on Miners, Victory...

[Ed Naratil]

And don't forget ---

Yim! Yam!
Jim! Jam!
Son-of-a-bitch, God Damn!
Hi-dy Ti-dy, Christ All-Mighty!
TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

-----
Ed Naratil (All standard disclaimers apply)
Amateur Radio Packet: W3BNR@N3LA.#epa.PA.USA.NA e...@gvlv3.gvl.unisys.com

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