7/31 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40495DFD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> >
> > > At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that soon
we
> > > will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to choose a
different
> > > building material. There's a pack of stray dogs in the
neighborhood!
> >
> > I've been to Pizza Hut.
>
> There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called "The
> Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are
sentient
> enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating them!
Shades of "The Restaurant at the end of the Universe"!
Tim Bruening
Opine: Tree that offer comments on political issues.
Posy: Ocean of tall cylindrical objects.
Rusty: Iron oxide tea.
Rejuvenator: Arnold Schwarzenegger energizing people.
Tim Bruening
Concern: Against European particle accelerators.
Concert: Against breath freshener.
Concoct: Against sex with a man.
Concord: Against ropes.
Concur: Against dogs.
Tim Bruening
Fencer: Knight of lot boundries and barriers.
Flamer: Burning ocean.
Furnace: Very hot hair.
Gamer: Homosexual ocean.
Tim Bruening
Foolcow wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 21:36:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > When a fly runs for its life, is it FLEEING?
>
> If a fly RUNS for its life, it is not using its motory organs effectively.
>
> A fly that runs for its life is retarded.
Motory: An increase in British Conservatives.
Pumpkin: Relatives of the well.
Columbus: Mass transit vehicle that went off course and reached a
Caribbean
island instead of India.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Where they got the equipmant from in those days I've no eye deer.
>
> Anyway, it stars Victor Ma Chewer and Richard gone-for-a Burton and it's
> about a refuse collector turned flower seller:
>
> Detritus and the Gladiolas.
No Eye Deer: Blind deer.
Tim Bruening
Subdew: Underwater soft drink.
Dew Ming: Vase for such a drink.
Subwoofer: Musical dog under the ocean.
Tim Bruening
Grading: Black-white bell.
Grating: Bell on a vent.
Inventing: Technology bell.
Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.
Tim Bruening
March of Dimes: 10 cents in the 3rd month.
Maybe: Bee in the 5th month.
Macing: 5th month song.
Maker: Dog in the 5th month.
Maiming: Chinese vase in the 5th month.
Mason: Male offspring in the 5th month.
Mating: Bell in the 5th month.
June: Why is there never a Junetag sale?
July: Why did July about Iraq, President Bush?
August: Wind in the 8th month.
Tim Bruening
Canton: Metal container weighing 2,000 pounds.
Carbon: Pastry automobile.
Carcinoma: Automobile that causes cancer.
Catacomb: Used to brush feline fur.
Catamount: Feline mountain, or feline mating.
Tim Bruening
Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 08:07:42 -0500, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>
> >> Yes, the wind in my hair. In Greg's case it would be the
> >> wind on his scalp.
> >
> >I'll have you know I've got plenty of thick, full, lovely dark-blonde
hair!
> >
> >On my back.
>
> So does my golden Labrador retriever. So what?
Labrador: Door to a lab in a nation in the far North?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EB83E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 01:34:57 GMT, Bill Baker
> > > <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>> Who wants dirty birds fluttering around in the house? They'll
> > give you
> > > >>> canarial diseases.
> > > >>
> > > >> Canarial diseases, lol, like chirpees?
> > > >
> > > >Yes! Do you know it's untweetable!
> > >
> > > What's it do, make you flighty?
> >
> > Flighty: Flying tea.
> >
> Tea as medicine and truck repairer: Dodge Healing.
Heeling: Baby heel.
Tim Bruening
Laddie: Young demon from Scotland.
Lady: Sex with a demon.
Lady: Female demon.
Maybe: Apine in the 5th month.
Tim Bruening
Pacer: Give money to the knight.
Pacy: Give money to the ocean.
Palsy: Ocean that damages motor skills.
Reedy: Swamp demon.
Tim Bruening
Inquest: Member of cast of adventure film.
Bequest; Entomological adventure.
Conquest 2: Jimmy Durante searching for his missing rhinal organ.
Interrupt Request: To start another subroutine.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 08:14:04 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >news:CTX4c.6361$T95....@newssvr22.news.prodigy.com...
> >> Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:1057ljp...@corp.supernews.com...
> >> >
> >> >>"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:1r7750l1udrsffeef...@4ax.com...
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:27:05 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found
> >> >>>these unused words floating about:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>"Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> >> >>>>news:10568tb...@corp.supernews.com...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>Aeschylus walked into the tailor shop with a pair of torn trousers.
> >> >
> >> > The
> >> >
> >> >>>>>tailor looked at them and asked, "Euripides?" Aeschylus replied,
> >> >
> >> > "Yeah,
> >> >
> >> >>>>>Eumenides?"
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Did he fix them with a lump of Plato?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Athena everything used but that.
> >> >>
> >> >>atlas he went homer bound with his trousers
> >> >>
> >> > Isis pect his wife had a few questions, don't you?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> I Zeno point in going into that
> >
> >I Hera you loud and clear.
> >
> Loki here, Wodin heck is going on? I Thor this was a godless society (per
> B.G.)!
Loki: God of the low tones.
nemo
Knee tied deer: One that's been hobbled.
nemo
Investigating: Walking along wearing only a men's upper undergarment!
nemo
Cepp't ember: A burned expensive mushroom.
nemo
To see your catamount to anything, you gotta look after it and feed it well.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!
nemo
What's the Pointer that?
nemo
Male bovines charging through it: Bullrushes!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
D. Cember: A demon in the 12th month.
Tim Bruening
Jonners wrote:
> Sine: What you do to a check.
> Cosine: What you need for a joint account.
> Tangent: Sunbed for a man.
> Cotangent: Sunbed for two men.
> PI: Patstry covered food.
> Arc: Listen
> Radius: Wireless receivers
> Secant: Something you might get looking up skirts.
> Hyperbola: Cricketer on speed.
> Parabola: Cricketer for the airborne division.
> Binomial: never pay for lunch.
> Polynomial: unfed parrot.
> Quadratic: a house with four lofts.
> Algebra: Terrorist group with weapons of maths instruction.
Sextant: Ant on Viagra or Cialis.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4070FDC3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Congest: Against jokes.
> >
> > Conquest: Against intellectual inquiry.
> >
> > Digest: To die laughing.
> >
> > Embed: M shaped sleeping furniture.
>
> Any Old Iron: Rusty plate shaped like a chicken.
Rustic: Oxygenated iron parasite.
Rusting: Oxygenated iron bell.
Rusty: Oxygenated iron drink.
nemo
girlfriend in Neighbours.
nemo
Not always.
The 8085 microprocessor chip had an ALE input. Odd. I thought it ran off
electricity!
Data Bus: For transporting robots from Start Wreck - the Second Generation.
Address Bus: For transporting people who can't remember where they live.
And with that, he SC/MPered away and hid!
http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?SC%2FMP
Happy daze - when a 2K by 1 bit memory chip cost £70 and drew half an Amp!
Subroutine: What went on underwater until they spotted something and sounded
General Quarters.
General Quarters: An officer with a big arse!
nemo
And recorder players!
http://www.loekistardust.nl/HTML_EN/index.html
nemo
Ferrous dark-haired woman?
Tim Bruening
Typhoon: Neckwear tropical storm.
Tycoon: Neckwear for a rich raccoon.
Hammer: Pig with a huge, hard impact.
J.C. Penny: Ocean of perfume (scent) stores.
Lawering: Ring that practices law.
Macy: Clothing store in the 5th month.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40014B91...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>
> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.
>
> Bumble: Male cow with sore arse/ass.
>
> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.
>
> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words -
> or who stinks!.
>
> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.
Grumble: Complaining bull.
Amble: Bull just walking along.
Scramble: Fast bull.
Compatible: Friendly bull.
Compatible: Electronic bull.
Tim Bruening
Firming: Vase company.
Jamming: Lots of vases on the road.
Jamming: Vase full of jam.
Lemming: Suicidal vase.
Tim Bruening
Convent: Against angry rants.
Convent: A ranting criminal.
Converse: Against singing.
Contract: Against railroads.
Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.
Tim Bruening
Confirming: Chinese vase that verifies.
Confirming: Vase at a criminal company.
Confirming: Against vase companies.
Tim Bruening
Subcast: Actors in an underwater play. They must follow the subplot.
Subceller: Lowest part of an underwater house.
Subceller: To sell submarines.
Subdean: What happened to Dean's poll numbers.
Suburban: To ban mermaids.
Tim Bruening
Subclass: Takes place in a fish school.
Sub-cloud car: Car lowered from a blimp below the clouds to allow
observation of the ground.
Subclover: Underwater flower.
Subcoat: Worn by mermaids in cold water.
Tim Bruening
Subbranch: Part of an underwater tree.
Subbreed: Specials of submarine.
Subcabinet: Part of the merperson government.
Subclan: Tribe of merpeople.
Tim Bruening
Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
Tim Bruening
Onkel Petey wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >
> > "Keith E." wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Fri, 30 Jan 2004 21:43:07 -0500 was a day just like any other,
> >>until "Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Keith E. wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>Working in perfect harmony
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Harmony? You're having chili pygthurr, huh?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Harmony, harmony, let's all join in harmony.
> >>>>
> >>>><pfffft>
> >>>><brrraaAAPPPPPP!!!!>
> >>>
> >>>It's been done - 30 years ago, c/o Mel Brooks.
> >>
> >>'74? That's smack-dab in the middle of the hazy '66-'80 period.
> >
> >
> > I went to Ithica, NY that year!
> >
> Umm, I think you mean Ithaca, New York. That's in the heart of Cornell.
Cornell: An a-maizing bell.
Tim Bruening
Alan wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:30:25 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
> <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:28:15 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>Sounds like sharp advice
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You met Barb Dwyer?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >>>>
> >>>>I heard she had a lot of stile.
> >>>
> >>>She was more than a little loopy, if you ask me.
> >>
> >>She was strung out when I saw her.
> >
> >And probably dumb as a post.
>
> Well, a Pole anyway.
Gallup, Zogby, ABC, CBS, or etc...?
Zogby: Apine that asks political questions.
Tim Bruening
"Keith E." wrote:
> Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets that thick,
> >>>>>>>Keith.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> >>>>
> >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> >>>
> >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored streamers were
> >>>a bit much, though.
> >>
> >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> >
> >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
>
> They want me for my classy ways.
Fishing: Singing sea life.
Barby: Apine in jail, or drunk, or practicing law.
Tim Bruening
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> said:
> >>So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
> >>>> So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
> >>>> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
> >
> >>>> >>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
> >>>> >>Because he had only two worms.
> >>>> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
> >>>> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
> >>>> Ivory much doubt that.
> >>>If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
> >>>the deck instead.
> >>Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
> >
> >Did you know that Noah was Japanese? After it was all over he
> >committed Hatari-kari.
>
> One of the cattle drown due to his clumsiness, so he had to do the
> honor a bull thing.
How Terri Bull!
Tim Bruening
"Keith E." wrote:
Have you ever tried to TUNAFISH?
Tim Bruening
Stan Kegel wrote:
> PUNS OF THE WEAK for the week ending 10-18-04
>
> THE ONE-LINERS
>
> He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now. (Marsha Coleman)
>
> Women have finally found acceptance in virtually every occupation in India
> except bookkeeping. With all the progress, there's still no accounting for
> women. (John S. Crosbie)
>
> Then there was the clumsy file clerk who dropped her birth control pills
> into the Xerox machine. It wouldn't reproduce for a month. (Paul Cooper)
>
> Didja hear about the circus fire eater who settled down and married his old
> flame? They had a son who wanted to go into his dad's business when he grew
> up but dad was unable to pass the torch. (Gary Hallock)
In fact, the son got fired!
> When the FBI arrested the head of a Mafia family, he turned out to be a very
> proud man and kept refusing to answer their questions. They grilled him all
> night without success but finally, when morning came, the don broke. (John
> S. Crosbie)
Pardon: Mafia boss playing golf.
> What might happen to a student at Harry Potter's school if he/she is unable
> to successfully perform a single simple act of conjuring?
> The Get Hex-Spelled (Gary Hallock)
Like the custodian with the cat?
> Martha Stewart is sharing new quarters. How might she address her roomie
> that sounds like advice that will get her in trouble again?
> Cell mate! (Bob Dvorak)
Cell Mate: To put one's spouse on the auction block.
> What do you call an 18-wheeler carrying a big load of bottle of Crisco
> Oil Rig (Clynch Varnadore)
Is it driven by the Crisco Kid?
nemo
Bullocks! You can't pat a big, fierce bull. You'll find the experience very
goring indeed!
nemo
>
>
> Convent: Against angry rants.
>
> Convent: A ranting criminal.
>
> Converse: Against singing.
>
> Contract: Against railroads.
>
Wasn't this one of mine?
> Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.
I'm the only one here who says 'locomotive driver.' All you yEncs say
'Engineer' like in K.C. Jones - steamin' and a' rollin'.
If anyone needed to sober up and use a deodorant it was him!
nemo
That should razor laugh - or it might have done first time around.
nemo
How can you ban something that there ain't none of already?
nemo
Farvos zogt er politisher fragen?
nemo
A lawyer was supposed to be representing a girl in court but he got it all
wrong and embarrister instead!
nemo
I've tuned a piano - and without one of those elecronic gadgets either!
Absolute pitch: Very pure asphalt.
nemo
1992. The Queen's worst year because she got hæmorrhoids: Anus Terri Bullis.
nemo
With his partly brain-dead boxer companion - Puncho!
Let's went!
(Owzat for memory?)
MÐ
Plonkable: Bullshit.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "The Lurch" <lurc...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:mWB0e.53014$c72....@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42426C41...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > I've seen straight bills of lading at the Davis Enterprise, but I
have
> > > yet to see a homosexual bill of lading.
> > >
> > > I've heard tellers ask for straight deposits, but I've never heard
them
> > > ask for homosexual deposits.
> >
> > What do ya mean.....ya never heard of a deposit with a curved
interest
> rate?
> >
> Don't be Mean. Homosexuality is almost a Standard Deviation these
days!
Demean: Brutal demon.
Sundial: Solar powered phone.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Subplot: Underwater farm.
> >
> Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
still!!)
>
> Subarid: Underwater desert.
> Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
Subsahara: Underwater desert rabbits.
Tim Bruening
bc wrote:
> I'm a tailor and I do as I see fit.
Befit: Apine tailor.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Have you ever seen a wolfish?
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Packing: King of political action committees.
Tim Bruening
Chris Trask wrote:
> "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:404819db$0$97598$d36...@news.calweb.com...
> > "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >
> > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Must be harrowing.
> > >
> > ...having the winnow of opportunity close.
> >
>
> Rye did you say that? That was a hull of a thing to say, and there's
> not a grain of truth in it. It really chaffs me.
Harrowing: A scared bird.
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
is
> > grown and mown. :-(
>
> Do you get plowed first?
Plowing: Bird farmer.
Farmer: Distant ocean of crops.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(
Raking: King who cleans up leaves.
Cropping: Musical food plants.
Planting: Plans for making bells.
Tim Bruening
Complacent: Penny which doesn't expect trouble.
Complacent: A computer setting a penny down.
Efficient: To fish for pennies on the Internet or in the eBay.
Evanescence: Bubbly pennies.
Heaven Cent: Penny that comes from Heaven and sends you to where you are
most needed.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "The Lurch" <lurc...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:mWB0e.53014$c72....@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Have you ever seen a wolfish?
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Tim Bruening
Chris Trask wrote:
> "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:404819db$0$97598$d36...@news.calweb.com...
> > "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >
> > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > >
> > >
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
is
> > grown and mown. :-(
>
> Do you get plowed first?
Plowing: Bird farmer.
Tim Bruening
Chris Trask wrote:
> "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:404819db$0$97598$d36...@news.calweb.com...
> > "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >
> > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > >
> > >
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Packing: King of political action committees.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Have you ever seen a wolfish?
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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> > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
is
> > grown and mown. :-(
>
> Do you get plowed first?
Plowing: Bird farmer.
Tim Bruening
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> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >
> > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > >
> > >
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Packing: King of political action committees.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Have you ever seen a wolfish?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(
Raking: King who cleans up leaves.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Chris Trask wrote:
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> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
Have you ever seen a wolfish?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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nemo
I'm most needed just here. Keeping this seat warm!
nemo
>
> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>
> > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> > grown and mown. :-(
>
>
> Cropping: Musical food plants.
>
> Planting: Plans for making bells.
They have those here:
http://www.whitechapelbellfoundry.co.uk/
They've been going a very dong time!
nemo
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>
> artyw wrote:
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> > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> is
> > > grown and mown. :-(
> >
>
>
> Farmer: Distant ocean of crops.
The machinery would sink! It'd be a very harrowing experience! Scarifying
even.
nemo
Or the experience of a schoolboy from the UK's second best public school
when he encountered Whacko Jacko!
Eton is the better one - although they do get through one hell of a lot of
food!
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
The MPs all fiddling has sort of died down,
But now poor old Gordon looks like a Brown clown!!
And dear Whacko Jacko is fin'lly Upstairs,
So fewer small boys will need anus repairs!
(Very short memories most people have.)
nemo
>
> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
>
> > I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
>
Strange kind of company if they have that sore tov thing going on in the
packing department.
CNS Farnell's packing department was called Fred!
nemo
>
>
> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
>
> > I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
>
> Beware of the Wherewhathowl wolf.
Or the Werwithall Wolf who thinks he can buy absolutely anything.