Moose Song

[Stepan Riha]

The following is The Moose Song, the chorus is sang between each verse.
I'm looking for more verses so if you have any good ones, mail them
to me.

Moose Song
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(chorus)
Moose, moose, I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose
But I've never had anything quite like a moose

1)
When I was younger I used to like girls
I fondled their bodies, I played with their curls
Till my wife run off with a salesman named Bruce
You never get treated this way by a moose

2)
I've done it with all kinds of beasties with hair
I'd do it it with snakes if their fangs weren't there
but it's just not the same when you pull the caboose
as the feeling you get when you're ramming a moose

3)
The people of old they had their icons
The Greeks, the Romans, the Amazons
Well, get away God, Allah, Buda and Zeus
I go on my knees for no one but a moose

4)
When I'm in the mood for a very fine lay
I go to the barn and I get me some hay
I go to the window and spread it around
For a moose always comes when there is hay on the ground

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ste...@cs.utexas.edu

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Stepan Riha, UT Austin

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