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~Hippy

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Nov 18, 2007, 9:53:02 AM11/18/07
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Australian Court Docket, #12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved
and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the
swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident'... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!'

~Hippy


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 18, 2007, 12:05:05 PM11/18/07
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~Hippy wrote:

> Australian Court Docket, #12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
>
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
> her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
> smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
> driver and he had the man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court.

Your entire joke rests on the idea that someone was arrested for
laughing at someone else?


And it came to COURT?

Greg Evans

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Nov 18, 2007, 1:33:50 PM11/18/07
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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Your entire joke rests on the idea that someone was
> arrested for laughing at someone else?
> And it came to COURT?

You don't think that's a laughable premise?


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 18, 2007, 1:39:00 PM11/18/07
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Greg Evans wrote:


I think it skirts the fine line where reality is required to make
the joke funny.


SummersFrenzy

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Nov 18, 2007, 3:18:57 PM11/18/07
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It's a laughable offense


~Hippy

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Nov 18, 2007, 5:20:05 PM11/18/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> Your entire joke rests on the idea that someone was
> >>arrested for laughing at someone else?
> >> And it came to COURT?
> >
> >
> > You don't think that's a laughable premise?
>
>
> I think it skirts the fine line where reality is required to make
> the joke funny.
>
aw christ...chickens crossing roads---a cowboy,a jew and a lawyer
"togerther"--all blondes are stupid, etc...think about what your saying
Einstein
~Hippy
and the joke wasnt mine...I stole it from somewhere


MosNot

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Nov 18, 2007, 5:30:10 PM11/18/07
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"~Hippy" <hipp...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"think about what your saying"
.....heh.....
That was funnier than the joke.
Thanks.


bleus

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Nov 30, 2007, 5:09:46 PM11/30/07
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funny joke

it could just have easily been an old man sitting next to the young
man who then inquired as to why he was laughing.. or something like
that. there are some jokes that are too ridiculous to go along with,
but the court really had nothing to do with why this one was funny and
so it shouldnt matter

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