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Phaeton

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Feb 25, 2008, 5:31:57 AM2/25/08

A gem from the famous website... :-)

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2004-27.html

(3 October 2004, Galati, Romania) Constantin, 67, lived in a formerly
peaceful village near Galati. But lately Constantin couldn't get any sleep,
all because of a single noisy chicken. Night after night he dreamed of
wringing its neck, or even better, chopping its head off and eating it.
One night, he finally had enough. He roused himself from bed and
headed out to the yard in his underwear, determined to bring silence
to his home.

The sleep-deprived villager grabbed that chicken by the neck and
chopped its head right off. Only then did he realize that he had
confused his own penis for the chicken's neck. While Constantin
stood stunned by his folly, his dog rushed over and gobbled up the treat.

He was rushed to the hospital, bleeding heavily. Doctors sewed up the
wound and pronounced him out of danger.
He is also in no danger of reproducing.

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Cheers, Csaba

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