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I'm not racist, but this is a funny joke

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Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?

A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
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Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty wrote:
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> What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
>
> A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
> --
>


I'm surprised I haven't recieved any newsgroup replies to this yet, but I
have gotton mail.
I am terribly sorry that I offeneed anyone and I realized it was a
mistake posting the joke...only too late. I am absolutly not racist
because I happen to have a few black friends, yes friends, and a couple
Vietnamese friends. (all were not offended by the joke either.
In conclusion, I AM NOT A RACIST! and I am sorry for offending anyone.

I have posted a formal apology, no you can keep your peeves w/me to
yourself.

William 'BILL' Harkness

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
to Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty

Look here Fogarty, Shaun (and everyone else in general)

=09Who gives a diddly about what the other people think of your
jokes? If you found it funny. . GREAT!. . that's the whole point of humor,
at least it got a laugh out of someone. You don't have to try and
"establish" that you're not a bigot by stating that you have friends of
other ethnic in order to post jokes.
=09Almost all of my friends are white, and I don't give a diddly if
everyone calls me a racist, bigot, or just a plain moron. . . who
are
they to judge me and you, and other
people?

Those people are just "social eye browing" people who feels that
they can "get" off by telling people what to think. You're only giving
them the "justification" and power that they're correct by telling you
that you're
wrong for posting this post.

=09This goes for everyone . . .heed this advice. .

=09"Those without sin. . . cast the first stone."


=09=09=09=09BILL


(throws stone)

=09(sorry . .couldn't resist!)

On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "=F4=BF=F4" Fogarty wrote:

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Stuart A. Bronstein

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Mar 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/29/96
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Shaun \"ôżô\" Fogarty <tow...@tiac.net> wrote:

>Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty wrote:
>>
>> What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
>>
>> A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
>
>I'm surprised I haven't recieved any newsgroup replies to this yet, but I
>have gotton mail.
>I am terribly sorry that I offeneed anyone and I realized it was a
>mistake posting the joke...only too late. I am absolutly not racist
>because I happen to have a few black friends, yes friends, and a couple
>Vietnamese friends. (all were not offended by the joke either.
>In conclusion, I AM NOT A RACIST! and I am sorry for offending anyone.

The problem is not that you are offensive. The problem is that nothing I
have seen you post is the least bit funny. Try to post again after you
grow up. But not until then.

OBJ: A man told his lawyer to provide for his wife in his Will. "But she
has to get married within six months," he continued.

"What on earth do you want to require her to get married for?" asked the
lawyer.

"I want someone to be sad I'm gone."

Stu


fredenburg george

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Apr 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/1/96
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On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "=F4=BF=F4" Fogarty wrote:

> What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?

>=20
> A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
> --=20
>=20
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>=20
If you aren't a racist then why did you post such a sick joke? WHy don't=
=20
you think about the people that you're advertising this to before you put=
=20
it on the net. It disturbs me that people actually think these=20
jokes are the least bit funny.=20

Mysterous Stranger

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96
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come on, Shaun...it was funny. Jeez, get a life.

Thomas Graddy

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Apr 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/4/96
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fredenburg george wrote:
> =

> On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "=F4=BF=F4" Fogarty wrote:

> =

> > What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
> >

> > A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
> > --


> >
> >
> If you aren't a racist then why did you post such a sick joke? WHy don't=

> you think about the people that you're advertising this to before you put=

> it on the net. It disturbs me that people actually think these


> jokes are the least bit funny.

OH MY GOD. Call the ACLU!

Lighten up a bit. I'm not a racist, and I didn't think it was funny, but
hey, it was to others.

Kay

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Apr 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/4/96
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Thomas Graddy wrote:
>
> fredenburg george wrote:

> >
> > On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "ôżô" Fogarty wrote:
> >
> > > What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
> > >
> > > A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
> > > --
> > >

Im neither a pornographer nor naked, but this is a funny (if old) joke.

An artist who specializes in themes made a photograph of eight nude
women. The photo was taken with the models standing in order: front to
the camera, back to the camera, front, back, front, back, back, back.

The artist called the photograph "The Lone Ranger"
(tiddy-rump-tiddy-rump-tiddy-rump-rump-rump)

-- Kay
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
* Mother is the name for God *
* in the lips and hearts *
* of all children *
* Do you understand? *
* Do you understand? - J. O'Barr *
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Ruby Bowen

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Apr 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/8/96
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Thomas Graddy (TGr...@NWlink.com) wrote:
: fredenburg george wrote:
: > =
:
: > On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "=F4=BF=F4" Fogarty wrote:
: > =
:
: > > What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
: > >
: > > A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
: > > --
: > >
: > >
: > If you aren't a racist then why did you post such a sick joke? WHy don't=

:
: > you think about the people that you're advertising this to before you put=
:
: > it on the net. It disturbs me that people actually think these
: > jokes are the least bit funny.
:
: OH MY GOD. Call the ACLU!
:
: Lighten up a bit. I'm not a racist, and I didn't think it was funny, but
: hey, it was to others.

You said that you did not find it funny, but that it was funny to
others. What difference does that make? If it was funny to others that
you sucked your mother's pussy, would you do that too?

white_guy

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Apr 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/9/96
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Thomas Graddy <TGr...@NWlink.com> wrote:

>OH MY GOD. Call the ACLU!

Yea, I agree their is a lot racism into virturally everything ... but
..

>Lighten up a bit. I'm not a racist, and I didn't think it was funny, but
>hey, it was to others.

Can you name three other people that thought it was funny???
Oh, yea, they have to have an IQ above 10.

White Guy


Thomas Graddy

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Apr 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/9/96
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Ruby Bowen wrote:
>
> Thomas Graddy (TGr...@NWlink.com) wrote:
> : fredenburg george wrote:
> : > =
> :
> : > On Thu, 28 Mar 1996, Shaun "=F4=BF=F4" Fogarty wrote:
> : > =
> :
> : > > What do U call 3 mexicans an asian and 3 black guys?
> : > >
> : > > A sprinkler...spic-spic-spic-chink!-nigger-nigger-nigger
> : > > --
> : > >
> : > >
> : > If you aren't a racist then why did you post such a sick joke? WHy don't=
> :
> : > you think about the people that you're advertising this to before you put=
> :
> : > it on the net. It disturbs me that people actually think these
> : > jokes are the least bit funny.
> :
> : OH MY GOD. Call the ACLU!
> :
> : Lighten up a bit. I'm not a racist, and I didn't think it was funny, but

> : hey, it was to others.
>
> You said that you did not find it funny, but that it was funny to
> others. What difference does that make? If it was funny to others that
> you sucked your mother's pussy, would you do that too?

In response to your juvinile analogy,
Not in the least. I don't want it, so I won't do it, but my stepdad
probably does, so he will. I'll not think less of him for it, either.
What I was originally saying was that I didn't find it funny, but if others
do then it should be posted here. It's still a joke, for God's sake. Don't
condemn people just because their sense of humor is different from yours.

And if the joke was fine for you, and you're just baiting me, well, I bit.

The original poster of the joke disclaimed his actions by saying that he was
not a racist. By his definition, he doesn't discriminate against any race.
He can, however, possess a broad sense of humor that includes material of
what some might consider a questionable nature.

If you have more input on this, email me personally, and we'll spare everyone
the ensuing noise.

Thomas
Tgr...@nwlink.com

John Francis

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Apr 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/10/96
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White, Guy wrote:

>
> Thomas Graddy <TGr...@NWlink.com> wrote:
>
> >OH MY GOD. Call the ACLU!
>
> Yea, I agree their is a lot racism into virturally everything ... but
> ..
>
> >Lighten up a bit. I'm not a racist, and I didn't think it was funny, but
> >hey, it was to others.
>
> Can you name three other people that thought it was funny???
> Oh, yea, they have to have an IQ above 10.
>
> White Guy

Sigh. I know I'm going to regret this, but..

I thought it was mildly amusing, albeit in rather poor taste.
I didn't find it particularly offensive. It didn't poke fun
at any of the characteristics of the racial groups mentioned;
the humour (such as it was) in the joke came from the sounds
of the slang words used to identify the racial groups.
Another joke recently posted to this group that shows the
same source of humour (albeit at the expense of women rather
than racial groups) was the "Lone Ranger" joke
(titty bum, titty bum, titty bum bum bum ...).

And I'm sure people can remember others. Just think back to
when you were six or seven, and just using certain words
was automatically funny. Or listen to Robin Williams, who
still seems to have this belief.

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