Dyslexia joke

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David Dalton

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Jul 20, 2022, 8:02:55 PMJul 20
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Seen on a front gate;

BEWARE OF GOD

:-)

DRD

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Radey Shouman

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Jul 20, 2022, 10:53:13 PMJul 20
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David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> writes:

> Seen on a front gate;
>
> BEWARE OF GOD
>
> :-)
>
> DRD

Dyslexics of the word: Untie!

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David Dalton

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Jul 22, 2022, 10:39:13 PMJul 22
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In article <0001HW.2888CF2D00...@88.198.57.247>,
David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote:

> Seen on a front gate;
>
> BEWARE OF GOD
>
> :-)
>
> DRD

Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
second waning crescent high:

...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh

have & helf, black et tan,
wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
all weigh fael sLlabelLs

Radey Shouman

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Jul 24, 2022, 8:58:43 PMJul 24
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David Dalton <dalto...@gmail.com> writes:

> In article <0001HW.2888CF2D00...@88.198.57.247>,
> David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote:
>
>> Seen on a front gate;
>>
>> BEWARE OF GOD
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> DRD
>
> Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.
>
> Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
> Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
> second waning crescent high:

DOG IS MY COPILOT
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