IRISH JOKE(S)
cjo93
Knock on the door.
On his way to the pub, Paddy is walking along
and he slips in some dog shit, and goes arse
over tits. He stands up and wipes himself
down, when an Englishman comes out of
the pub and slips in the shit.
"I just did that!" says Paddy.
"You dirty ba****d" The Englishman says taking a
swipe at him.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman
are marooned on a dessert Island, when one day
the Englishman stumbles upon a magic lamp.
Sure enough he rubs it and a Genie appears.
"You are granted three wishes: one each"
"I wish I was at home with the wife and kids
watching telly with my feet up." The Englishman
says and in a flash he is gone.
"I wish I was drinking Whiskey with me mates
down the pub." The Scotsman said and in a flash
he was gone.
After some thought the Irishman says
"Core its kinda lonely here now my mates have gone,
I wish they could come back to help me make up my mind"
FLASH!.
More jokes soon, please don't flame me for being
rascist! I like Guinness and have half Irish decent.
Calvin the Guinness drinker
Gavin Adrian X8303
Paddy and Murphy, two pilots for shamrock airways,
were getting ready to land.....
P "Jesus Murphy, have you seen how short that runway is?"
M "I know paddy, but look how wide it is!"