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What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

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etaoin

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May 1, 2003, 12:33:25 PM5/1/03
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What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

Grass widows.


Greg Evans

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May 1, 2003, 12:44:21 PM5/1/03
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etaoin wrote:

> What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
> Grass widows.

And toe-fu.


Martin Trump

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May 1, 2003, 2:13:32 PM5/1/03
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In article <04csa.16459$h%2.12...@read1.cgocable.net>, etaoin
<eta...@cogeco.ca> writes

>What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

Kidney beans?

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Martin Trump

The Mad Jesuit

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May 1, 2003, 3:44:23 PM5/1/03
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"etaoin" <eta...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
>
> Grass widows.
>
>

Peanut butter and Toe-jam sandwiches?

fmhlaw

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May 1, 2003, 3:44:39 PM5/1/03
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lady fingers
elbow-roni
navel oranges
kidney beans

Greg Evans

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May 1, 2003, 3:49:36 PM5/1/03
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fmhlaw wrote:

> >>What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
> >>Grass widows.
> > And toe-fu.
>
> lady fingers
> elbow-roni
> navel oranges
> kidney beans

bread heels
knee-hi soda
cigarette butts
lettuce heads
long-neck bottles of beer


Alan

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May 1, 2003, 5:24:15 PM5/1/03
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Who eats cigarette butts and beer bottles?

Alan

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May 1, 2003, 5:28:01 PM5/1/03
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On Thu, 1 May 2003 12:33:25 -0400, "etaoin" <eta...@cogeco.ca> wrote:

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>What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
>
>Grass widows.
>

potato eyes and cauliflower ears

duzz

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May 1, 2003, 5:58:06 PM5/1/03
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On Thu, 1 May 2003 12:33:25 -0400, "etaoin" <eta...@cogeco.ca> wrote:

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>What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

Swedes

Larry Krzewinski

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May 1, 2003, 7:04:17 PM5/1/03
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On Thu, 1 May 2003 19:13:32 +0100, Martin Trump
<Mar...@wmeadow.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>>What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
>
>Kidney beans?

With some organic chianti?

QuickDraw McPerv

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May 1, 2003, 7:07:08 PM5/1/03
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Vegetarian cannibals?


Alan

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May 1, 2003, 7:40:40 PM5/1/03
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I wondered who would be first to say that. I knew it wouldn't be
Larry because he's not too quick on the draw.

Larry Krzewinski

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May 1, 2003, 8:22:00 PM5/1/03
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On Thu, 01 May 2003 23:40:40 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
wrote:

>>>> fmhlaw wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
>>>>>>> Grass widows.
>>>>>> And toe-fu.
>>>>>
>>>>> lady fingers
>>>>> elbow-roni
>>>>> navel oranges
>>>>> kidney beans
>>>>
>>>> bread heels
>>>> knee-hi soda
>>>> cigarette butts
>>>> lettuce heads
>>>> long-neck bottles of beer
>>>>
>>> Who eats cigarette butts and beer bottles?
>>
>>Vegetarian cannibals?
>>
>I wondered who would be first to say that. I knew it wouldn't be
>Larry because he's not too quick on the draw.

That's why the ladies like me, Quick Draw.

Darrel Hoffman

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May 1, 2003, 10:44:26 PM5/1/03
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"etaoin" <eta...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

Michael Jackson
Cher

(Plastic is perfectly acceptable on a vegetarian diet...)


Greg Evans

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May 1, 2003, 11:18:01 PM5/1/03
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Darrel Hoffman wrote:

> (Plastic is perfectly acceptable on a vegetarian diet...)

No no, you've got it backwards! It's perfectly acceptable to *pay for* a
vegetarian meal with plastic.


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