November 11 Puns
Tim Bruening
Dowdy: Wall Street demon.
Tim Bruening
Arming: Explosive vase.
Averting: Bell that avoids disaster.
Biting: Toothy bell.
Biting: Purchase a bell.
Tim Bruening
Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound.
Dating: Calender bell.
Dating: Romance bell.
Dating: Fruit bell.
Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime.
Tim Bruening
Priming: First vase.
Trimming: A fit vase.
Perfecting: Bell with no flaws.
Petting: Companion animal bell.
Tim Bruening
Exalt: Former change.
Exante: Former ant or sister of a parent.
Exanthem: Former national song.
Excarnation: A country that has banned automobiles. I expect such
nations to arise as oil runs out.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:422969F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <voru107...@corp.supernews.com>, mba...@ev1.net, Michael
> > > Balarama was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >news:hOjjb.40287$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >>
> > > >> Dragon <drag...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:bmhuc0$neb$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> > > >> > Mix some Plaster of Paris with your hair gel.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > You will get a hold that will last all day.
> > > >> > -
> > > >> > And all night
> > > >> > -
> > > >> > and all week.
> > > >
> > > >First we were plastered in Paris,
> > > >/ Then we were frying in Greece.
> > > >and it held all day.
> > > >
> > > And all night he was gettin' Ibizia with his chic..
> >
> > Tipping: Musical money given to waitresses and waiters.
>
> Gratuity: Beverage for people with seriously off-white teeth.
Chronos: Time traveling noses.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296AEC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.2...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129AFC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
> > > > > >>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
> > the
> > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snake price.
> > > >
> > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> > > >
> > > Viper: Snake price???
> > >
> > > Sod it! I've adder nough!
> >
> > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
> > water.
> >
> Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
>
> Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
>
> Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.
Manny: Knee of a male adult.
nemo
> Childish: Immature plate.
>
> Dowdy: Wall Street demon.
Dowdy Li: Folk song taken from the Song of Songs about Sheba when she wore
no make-up and very plain, untidy clothes.
nemo
A couple of very incisive puns!
nemo
Compounding: A PC playing that dumb, awful-sounding, aggressive, heavy rock
alleged music with stupid Mega Bass. In other words, many young people's
sonic weapon.
nemo
Petard: A couple snogging and grasping each other so tightly and strongly
that they explode and blow the door down!
Jean Luc Petard: Exploding Start Wreck captain.
nemo
If the empty oilfields are below them, the countries will probably sink
rather than arise!
Sign: "Oil! Going Cheap"
Passer-by: "Hmm. They must be having a shale!"
nemo
Proboscis: Pimps!
Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £28 - 16s - 2d actually! (Inflation.)
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
nemo
You'd better let ankle the shots then.
Douglas D. Anderson
Rashly: Bath Sheba, Solomon's mother, means "daughter of seven". David
violated the seventh commandment by not merely committing adultery, but
literally /stealing/ the wife of Uriah the Hittite, and having Uriah
done away with. The baby conceived in their illicit union died on the
seventh day. Subsequently Solomon added the Queen of Sheba, or "Queen
of Seven" to his collection. Paranoids should learn numerology and
spend the rest of their lives searching for the hidden meaning of this
in the bible.
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:PIodf.1234$uC3...@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
Yes, but how come Shesh is Hebrew for six, and yet it's Ancient Egyptian for
Scribe? - unless all he ever wrote was 'six'!
And seven is Sheb'ah or Sheba' with ' representing the nice rattling
back-of-the-throat gutteral, 'Ayin - and possibly the number of people per
day who choke while trying to pronounce it!
Douglas D. Anderson
> "Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> news:PIodf.1234$uC3...@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
>>nemo wrote:
>>
>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>>news:43758FB9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Childish: Immature plate.
>>>>
>>>>Dowdy: Wall Street demon.
>>>
>>>
>>>Dowdy Li: Folk song taken from the Song of Songs about Sheba when she
>
> wore
>
>>>no make-up and very plain, untidy clothes.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Rashly: Bath Sheba, Solomon's mother, means "daughter of seven". David
>>violated the seventh commandment by not merely committing adultery, but
>>literally /stealing/ the wife of Uriah the Hittite, and having Uriah
>>done away with. The baby conceived in their illicit union died on the
>>seventh day. Subsequently Solomon added the Queen of Sheba, or "Queen
>>of Seven" to his collection. Paranoids should learn numerology and
>>spend the rest of their lives searching for the hidden meaning of this
>>in the bible.
>
>
> Yes, but how come Shesh is Hebrew for six, and yet it's Ancient Egyptian for
> Scribe? - unless all he ever wrote was 'six'!
Sheba, i.e. seven, also meant an oath.
>
> And seven is Sheb'ah or Sheba' with ' representing the nice rattling
> back-of-the-throat gutteral, 'Ayin - and possibly the number of people per
> day who choke while trying to pronounce it!
That's a funny one too... in some transliterations Ayin is omitted, in
others, like "Gomorrah" it is made out to be a g. That and Heth are far
easier to pronounce after many years of smoking tobacco.
>
>
>
Jon
<d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<PIodf.1234$uC3...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
>>>Dowdy: Wall Street demon.
>> Dowdy Li: Folk song taken from the Song of Songs about Sheba when she wore
>> no make-up and very plain, untidy clothes.
>Rashly: Bath Sheba, Solomon's mother, means "daughter of seven". David
>violated the seventh commandment by not merely committing adultery, but
>literally /stealing/ the wife of Uriah the Hittite, and having Uriah
>done away with. The baby conceived in their illicit union died on the
>seventh day. Subsequently Solomon added the Queen of Sheba, or "Queen
>of Seven" to his collection. Paranoids should learn numerology and
>spend the rest of their lives searching for the hidden meaning of this
>in the bible.
want to know the hidden meaning of the Bible?
here it is:
"it is all bullshit."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
nemo
Modern Hebrew seems to have dropped the 'Ayin as well. Pity. It's taken a
lot of the character out of it. It's still one of the most poetic-sounding
languages there is though, even when you do only catch about on word in
five!
Yiddish would sound pretty odd though if the'Ayin were pronounced properly
instead of being used as an 'e'!
Moaner Lisa
say...
> >violated the seventh commandment by not merely committing adultery, but
> >literally /stealing/ the wife of Uriah the Hittite, and having Uriah
> >done away with. The baby conceived in their illicit union died on the
> >seventh day. Subsequently Solomon added the Queen of Sheba, or "Queen
> >of Seven" to his collection. Paranoids should learn numerology and
> >spend the rest of their lives searching for the hidden meaning of this
> >in the bible.
>
> want to know the hidden meaning of the Bible?
>
> here it is:
>
> "it is all bullshit."
>
Only not as useful.
--
Moaner Lisa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
...for a Klondike Bar?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jon
message <MPG.1de197d19...@news-server.nc.rr.com>:
>> >violated the seventh commandment by not merely committing adultery, but
>> >literally /stealing/ the wife of Uriah the Hittite, and having Uriah
>> >done away with. The baby conceived in their illicit union died on the
>> >seventh day. Subsequently Solomon added the Queen of Sheba, or "Queen
>> >of Seven" to his collection. Paranoids should learn numerology and
>> >spend the rest of their lives searching for the hidden meaning of this
>> >in the bible.
>> want to know the hidden meaning of the Bible?
>> here it is:
>> "it is all bullshit."
>It's like looking for the hidden meaning in toilet paper.
>Only not as useful.
i've never done that. i won't be doing that.
from tomorrow, i will be spending a lot of my time learning to play age of
empires iii, which i am collecting in the afternoon, as well as an extra 1GB
of memory.
my life is complete.
ur_droll
> i've never done that. i won't be doing that.
>
> from tomorrow, i will be spending a lot of my time learning to play age of
> empires iii, which i am collecting in the afternoon, as well as an extra 1GB
> of memory.
>
ja
CheechWizard
jerk off to a porn flick or mag...n if the fist
fuk was smart he'd have his g'friend/wife/momma
do it for'im...
...but no...not dougie...he jerkz off to
wikipedia...is that a bad thang??...
pull...sneeze that snake...
...wherez my 'squeeze' pee-chee??...
i need her to check out my sperm sample...
...taste is everything...
Ærchie
any sense had already left town. Yet Jon was standin' in the doorway
saying:
>from tomorrow, i will be spending a lot of my time learning to play age of
>empires iii, which i am collecting in the afternoon, as well as an extra 1GB
>of memory.
>
>my life is complete.
Translation - When my life sucks - redefine life.
Douglas D. Anderson
nemo
No good to me. I don't own a Pornograph to play it on!
nemo
"Jon" <upf...@icon.co.za> wrote in message
news:tkidn19k4d9jv7kqr...@4ax.com...
Don't you mean shoordreck?
nemo
"Jon" <j...@upfold.co.za> wrote in message
news:ajqfn118ljd2knt90...@4ax.com...
Not yet - and when it is you won't know anything about it!
Jon
>> from tomorrow, i will be spending a lot of my time learning to play
>> age of empires iii, which i am collecting in the afternoon, as well as an
>> extra 1GB of memory.
cool game. now i gotta get a serious graphics card too. my one is just not
up to it.
Douglas D. Anderson
Finally time to retire the old CGA, eh? While you're at it you ought to
consider upgrading that 1200 baud Hayes modem, as long as you've already
got the cover off.
exquisite witch peachy
glad you are enjoying
ur_droll
A 6600 GT will do nicely (Sparkle is a good cheap brand, tested
well with this card) a 6800 GT would be better.
Douglas D. Anderson
Jeez, a VGA would be better than what he's got. And then he'll have to
get it shipped in by the next safari.
Jon
<d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<S5Eef.10029$DL6....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
i have an onboard SiS 661FX. it uses part of the RAM installed. I've
allocated it the maximum amount possible (128MB).
aoe iii naval battles are the problem. they seem to need a lot of graphics
processing power.
i've got 1280MB of main memory.
ur_droll
On Board graphics... <snigger>
Jon
<G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in message
<1UWef.1900$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>> i have an onboard SiS 661FX. it uses part of the RAM installed. I've
>> allocated it the maximum amount possible (128MB).
>> aoe iii naval battles are the problem. they seem to need a lot of graphics
>> processing power.
>> i've got 1280MB of main memory.
>On Board graphics... <snigger>
i bought a cheap PC - Intel Celeron processor 2.54GHz. i don't believe in
spending a lot on hardware.
the PC cost R1895. the extra 1GB cost R920. total R2815.
a good graphics card could cost more than that total. it depends on what i
get. i'll probably get an NVidia GeForce FX6800 with either 128 or 256MB.
"640K is all you will ever need."
i can't even wipe my arse with 640K.
Phil T
: >get it shipped in by the next ATARI!!!!!!!
:
: Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
Phil T(enacious)
athei...@yahoo.com
I remember the days of Intel "Extreme" graphics. No hardware Transform
and Lighting. Intel thought it wasn't necessary since the CPU could do
it. The only thing extreme about that chipset is the game lag from
dynamic lighting, even with a 2 GHz CPU. An upgrade to a sub-modest
GeForce4 MX almost made me piss myself. But one must endure what they
have until they can get something better.
ur_droll
Jon wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:07:40 +1300, ur_droll
> <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in message
> <1UWef.1900$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>
>>>i have an onboard SiS 661FX. it uses part of the RAM installed. I've
>>>allocated it the maximum amount possible (128MB).
>>>aoe iii naval battles are the problem. they seem to need a lot of graphics
>>>processing power.
>>>i've got 1280MB of main memory.
>>
>>On Board graphics... <snigger>
>
>
> i bought a cheap PC - Intel Celeron processor 2.54GHz. i don't believe in
> spending a lot on hardware.
>
> the PC cost R1895. the extra 1GB cost R920. total R2815.
>
> a good graphics card could cost more than that total. it depends on what i
> get. i'll probably get an NVidia GeForce FX6800 with either 128 or 256MB.
>
> "640K is all you will ever need."
>
> i can't even wipe my arse with 640K.
I suppose you even bought an off the shelf box
Douglas D. Anderson
I remember when we had to make our own graphics, and the big argument
was whether the more expensive "Crayola" brand was really worth it.
Phil T
ur_droll <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in
message news:F1fff.2101$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
:
:
It's the SIZE of the Arse that causes the problem!
Jon
>> i bought a cheap PC - Intel Celeron processor 2.54GHz. i don't believe in
>> spending a lot on hardware.
>> the PC cost R1895. the extra 1GB cost R920. total R2815.
>> a good graphics card could cost more than that total. it depends on
>> what i get. i'll probably get an NVidia GeForce FX6800 with either 128 or 256MB.
>> "640K is all you will ever need."
>> i can't even wipe my arse with 640K.
> I suppose you even bought an off the shelf box
it's a whitebox. i got it from my "wholesaler".
it's a damn side faster than my old PIII 800 MHz with only 128MB of RAM.
there's absolutely no point spending a premium on hardware. even google
knows that. they run their entire business on el cheapo no name brand PCs in
massive clusters. each day at least 1000 of them fail and are hot swopped out.
ur_droll
No need to be so defensive... It's not your fault that you're an
idiot
David Jensen
ur_droll <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in
<2OKff.2367$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
premium for?
Douglas D. Anderson
That depends on how bad you need 'em and how many you need.
ur_droll
Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to
75% of brand $.
Douglas D. Anderson
Time is money and money is time, and a lot of businesses and individuals
could be making more money doing something else, so it's cheaper then to
have a professional shop put computers together for you. Even though it
was probably a lot of fun to build and maintain steam locomotives in the
19th century, men like Jacob Schiff and William Vanderbilt were a lot
better off paying others to do that for them, saving /way/ more than 66%
in the bargain, more like 666%.
Jon
wrote in message <nemvn1109mkp84k75...@4ax.com>:
>On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 08:11:03 +1300, in alt.atheism
>ur_droll <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in
>>>>> i bought a cheap PC - Intel Celeron processor 2.54GHz. i don't
>>>>> believe in
>>>>> spending a lot on hardware.
>>>>> the PC cost R1895. the extra 1GB cost R920. total R2815.
>>>>> a good graphics card could cost more than that total. it depends on
>>>>> what i get. i'll probably get an NVidia GeForce FX6800 with either
>>>>> 128 or 256MB.
>>>>> "640K is all you will ever need."
>>>>> i can't even wipe my arse with 640K.
>>>> I suppose you even bought an off the shelf box
>>> it's a whitebox. i got it from my "wholesaler".
>>> it's a damn side faster than my old PIII 800 MHz with only 128MB of RAM.
>>> there's absolutely no point spending a premium on hardware. even google
>>> knows that. they run their entire business on el cheapo no name brand
>>> PCs in massive clusters. each day at least 1000 of them fail and are hot
>>> swopped out.
>>No need to be so defensive... It's not your fault that you're an
>>idiot
actually you're the idiot. any stupid mutherfukker, such as your sad self,
who makes an international call to another Usenet user for the purpose of
calling them names on the phone is the ultimate example of what a fucking
arsehole is.
i'm happy with my new PC. it is irrelevant to me what you think.
>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>premium for?
alienware is not worth paying for either.
i buy the cheapest hardware that will do the job and only the job. no extra
frills.
i'm willing to pay for a new AGP VGA card, so that i can play aoe iii
without the pc crawling to a halt whenever a naval battle occurs, but only
for what i need. if i only need 128MB, i will not get a 256MB card.
hardware is not an investment. it is an expense only, and a grudge purchase
at that.
it's like petrol, which is the best example of a grudge purchase. no one
wants petrol for petrol's sakes. but we have to buy it if we want to
transport ourselves and our goods around.
whatever i spend on hardware today could be better spent on better cheaper
hardware in a mere few month's time.
10 years ago, i spent R1650 to purchase 16MB of RAM. This month I spent R920
to purchase 1GB of DDR memory. that's 115 times cheaper (pro-rata) for the
same quantity of memory, without factoring in the speed advances.
i'm completely convinced that in another 10 years time, i will spent perhaps
R1500 (that amount in 10 years time) for a PC that comes standard with 2GB
of RAM, 512GB hard drive, processor that is at least 5 times faster
(probably a dual core or more), and a graphics card which makes today's VGA
adaptors look like they are stone age tools.
i don't think DVD writers will still be manufactured. everything will be
distributed via the Internet, USB memory sticks or some equivalent
i spent under R3000 to get a new PC recently. in Feb 1994 i paid R4400 for a
piece of crap (AMD 486 DLC clone). a real piece of crap. it had only 4MB of
RAM, 100MB hard drive. i wanted to run Win NT, so i purchased an extra 16MB
of RAM for it.
ultimately, i junked that PC within a year to get a Pentium 120MHz which ran
NT much better.
i skipped right over Pentium IIs. never owned one.
the Pentium III 800Mhz, 128MB that I got in Jan 2001 for R8000 was never
good. the supplier i purchased it from (SDD) went bang soon afterwards. it
would not run Win2000 or XP without freezing up. caps on the motherboard
popped. it got progressively slower over time until it became functionally
unuseable. while it was still under warranty (before the supplier went belly
up), it was attended to and the techs could not give me a PC which worked
with Win2000 or XP.
i had other much better uses for the R3000 i spent recently. i didn't want
to have to spend it on a computer.
when you purchase a TV or a fridge or a microwave oven, you spend about
R2000 on average for each one and they will last you at least 10 years,
often much longer.
i spent over R8000 under 5 years ago for a PC, and it is now a very
expensive coaster. the only parts of it i continue to use are its 20GB hard
drive and its monitor (which needs repairing).
i am done with all this fucking upgrading. it's not sexy anymore. i didn't
get anything soooo much better that the R3000 expense was justified. i'm
running XP now. big deal. i use my applications much more than i use the OS.
they ran exactly the same way - no wonderful extra sexy features.
Windows XP itself is not so wonderfully wonderful that upgrading from
Win98SE is compelling. who gives a fuck really about an OS? i'm done wowing
over new expensive bullshit software and hardware. that's all fucking
bollocks.
my new system runs fast, just like my old PIII used to back in Jan 2001. it
ran wonderfully fast when i first got it. back then, though, i didn't have
to lay out extra cash for a sexy graphics card so i could appreciate a new
game. now i have to spend over R1000 just to run a R270 game. that sux.
when you stop to think and analyse the whole situation, you just realise
what fucking madness it all is.
i'm supposed to be so fucking impressed that i spent "ONLY" R3000 for a
system that so much more super fucking duper than i got 10 years ago, but
what fucking for?
it's still not even close to the appliance model, where you spend under
R2000 (some even under R1000) for something which lasts you at least 10
years, probably longer.
the upgrade from 16bit Windows to 32bit Windows was the one which was a huge
leap. WinXP does run a whole lot better than Win98SE did, but it also
consumes a huge amount of system resources.
Before I even get any program started, 220MB is consumed. Right now Windows
Task Manager informs me that 400MB is in use.
what's up with that shit?
Jon
<G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in message
<13fgf.2724$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>>premium for?
>Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to
>75% of brand $.
been there done that.
when you build your own PC, all you do is burn up hours of your time.
for about R100, my supplier will build whatever spec i want for me.
Jon
<d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<%Dhgf.25748$DL6....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
>>>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>>>premium for?
>>Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to 75% of
>>brand $.
>Time is money and money is time, and a lot of businesses and individuals
>could be making more money doing something else, so it's cheaper then to
>have a professional shop put computers together for you. Even though it
>was probably a lot of fun to build and maintain steam locomotives in the
>19th century, men like Jacob Schiff and William Vanderbilt were a lot
>better off paying others to do that for them, saving /way/ more than 66%
>in the bargain, more like 666%.
building my own PCs was fun back in 1995 when it was new to me.
nemo
"Phil T" <phi...@mapsonslingshot.co.nz> wrote in message
news:1132289322.341366@ftpsrv1...
> : >Jeez, a VGA would be better than what he's got. And then he'll have to
> : >get it shipped in by the next ATARI!!!!!!!
> :
> : Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire
>
>
Nemo
nemo
The very best ones are artists' pastels by Rowney, with Royal Talens coming
a close second.
Of course you do have to be highly talensted to use 'em.
nemo
Congratulations!
exquisite witch peachy
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:50:35 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> <%Dhgf.25748$DL6....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
>
>>>>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>>>>premium for?
>>>
>>>Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to 75% of
>>>brand $.
>>
>>Time is money and money is time, and a lot of businesses and individuals
>>could be making more money doing something else, so it's cheaper then to
>>have a professional shop put computers together for you. Even though it
>>was probably a lot of fun to build and maintain steam locomotives in the
>>19th century, men like Jacob Schiff and William Vanderbilt were a lot
>>better off paying others to do that for them, saving /way/ more than 66%
>>in the bargain, more like 666%.
>
>
> building my own PCs was fun back in 1995 when it was new to me.
Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
Greg Evans
> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
Yes. Your point is...?
Mos
"exquisite witch peachy" <Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
Then explain that song Cindy Lauper did.
Greg Evans
>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>
> Then explain that song Cindy Lauper did.
http://tinyurl.com/9c6uc HTH. HAND.
exquisite witch peachy
She was mocking you.
Mos
"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:3uedeoF...@individual.net
All the more reason not to wear a watch. Thanks.
Mos
Only if she was dancing naked on a chair.
exquisite witch peachy
> "exquisite witch peachy" <Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote
> in message news:8hngf.5573$kw2.3074@trnddc05
>
>>Mos wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"exquisite witch peachy" <Exquisi...@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote
>>>
>>>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>>>
>>>Then explain that song Cindy Lauper did.
>>>
>>
>> She was mocking you.
>
>
> Only if she was dancing naked on a chair.
>
>
not you personally Mos - men in general.
Larry Krzewinski
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>
>Yes. Your point is...?
Women! And they think we're clueless!
Larry Krzewinski
<Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>>>>
>>>>Then explain that song Cindy Lauper did.
>>>
>>> She was mocking you.
>>
>> Only if she was dancing naked on a chair.
>
> not you personally Mos - men in general.
And I thought the Army's slogan was "Don't ask, don't tell".
ur_droll
And you can never earn money the same as when you're buying...
i.e.... if you take the extra hour or ten to haggle over a price
reduction of between $1000 to $100,000 on a purchase or contract
for services... you can "save" between $500 to $10,000 'per hour'
or on the other hand... if it's a hobby or interest that results
in a saving when building a PC rather than buying a crappy 'white
box' (which you would only buy if $ were critical... or you were
'pig ignorant')... then the saving is only a bonus.
ur_droll
Jon wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:53:39 +1300, ur_droll
> <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in message
> <13fgf.2724$vH5.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>
>>>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>>>premium for?
>>
>>Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to
>>75% of brand $.
>
>
> been there done that.
>
> when you build your own PC, all you do is burn up hours of your time.
>
> for about R100, my supplier will build whatever spec i want for me.
Then you knowingly spec'd crappy onboard graphics cause... yer a
pauper... or 'pig ignorant'
ur_droll
Really knocked you outta shape...... LMAO.. for about $1 a
minute.. LoLoLoL
>
> i'm happy with my new PC. it is irrelevant to me what you think.
>
Like I said... "No need to be so defensive... It's not your fault
that you're an idiot"
>
Phil T
nemo <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
news:pSkgf.50865$375....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
:
: "Phil T" <phi...@mapsonslingshot.co.nz> wrote in message
: It's the sMelling of the arse that causes half the world's problems. (X2)
: Congratulations also!!!!
Ærchie
any sense had already left town. Yet exquisite witch peachy was standin'
in the doorway saying:
Some of us think "Lust, Lust, Lust"
Come to think of it - that is fun too - - -
Ærchie
erikc
Just have to ask: What do women think about?
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
Greg Evans
>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>
> Just have to ask: What do women think about?
Flowers, and kitty-cats, and shopping. And the size of their butt.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>Aside from Alienware, how many brand name computers are worth paying a
>>>>>>premium for?
>>>>>
>>>>>Zip.... especially when you can spec & build your own for 66% to 75% of
>>>>>brand $.
>>>>
>>>>Time is money and money is time, and a lot of businesses and individuals
>>>>could be making more money doing something else, so it's cheaper then to
>>>>have a professional shop put computers together for you. Even though it
>>>>was probably a lot of fun to build and maintain steam locomotives in the
>>>>19th century, men like Jacob Schiff and William Vanderbilt were a lot
>>>>better off paying others to do that for them, saving /way/ more than 66%
>>>>in the bargain, more like 666%.
>>>
>>>
>>> building my own PCs was fun back in 1995 when it was new to me.
>>
>> Fun fun fun, that's all you men think about!!
>
>Just have to ask: What do women think about?
Men having all the fun, of course.
exquisite witch peachy
Men, politics, kids, emotions, clothes, shoes, hair, shaving the
hair, music, the paint in the kitchen, the carpet cleaner coming on
Saturday, that cute boy that stocks at the grocery store, when the
movie Rent will be out.
Mostly men.
exquisite witch peachy
OH!
Yes, all of those, too. How could I forget?
Greg Evans
>>> Just have to ask: What do women think about?
>> Flowers, and kitty-cats, and shopping. And the size of their butt.
>
> OH!
> Yes, all of those, too. How could I forget?
You were busy being mesmerized by the flowers.
Mos
"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in
message news:3uj827F...@individual.net
While she's busy, I'll contemplate the last one of the list.
nemo
>
Should I eat some Heinz Beanz? After all . .
Heinz Beanz are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart!
InSainsbury's 'Basics' (cheapo) ones are just as good though, and only 14p a
tin.
exquisite witch peachy
poppies poppies poppies poppies!
exquisite witch peachy
mmm,yes. me too!
Mos
Nice, huh.
Greg Evans
>> You were busy being mesmerized by the flowers.
>
> poppies poppies poppies poppies!
I just got this image of Peachy in gingham and pigtails and ruby
slippers, all dreamy in Oz's Deadly Poppy Field....
Larry Krzewinski
And her little dog Mos, er, Toto.
Greg Evans
>>>> You were busy being mesmerized by the flowers.
>>> poppies poppies poppies poppies!
>> I just got this image of Peachy in gingham and pigtails and
>> ruby slippers, all dreamy in Oz's Deadly Poppy Field....
>
> And her little dog Mos, er, Toto.
Thanks for the mod, Mr. Lion.
Larry Krzewinski
Glad to be of help, Mr. Scarecrow.
Larry
Your setup fee is in the mail.
exquisite witch peachy
Mos
Looks like you quit shopping at Dillard's.
Larry Krzewinski
<Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>You were busy being mesmerized by the flowers.
>>>
>>> poppies poppies poppies poppies!
>>
>> I just got this image of Peachy in gingham and pigtails and ruby
>> slippers, all dreamy in Oz's Deadly Poppy Field....
>
> http://shop.trashy.com/index.php?s=product&set_id=6073
>
> ?????
Trashy.com? ROTFL!
exquisite witch peachy
*giggles*
You should take a look at their Native American costumes.. very
thematic for today's holiday!
- and truly representative of Dolly Parton's saying "It takes a
lotta money to look this cheap"
Greg Evans
>> I just got this image of Peachy in gingham and pigtails and ruby
>> slippers, all dreamy in Oz's Deadly Poppy Field....
>
> http://shop.trashy.com/index.php?s=product&set_id=6073
Can't talk...busy with <vivid image>....
exquisite witch peachy
*s* Consider that a Thanksgiving day present from a peach.
Bill Colmers
"exquisite witch peachy" <Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8kFhf.149$F73.66@trnddc03...
>>
>
> *s* Consider that a Thanksgiving day present from a peach.
I'd sat "gobble, gobble", but that would provoke the wrong reaction from
some of our band of brothers./
Happy T-day!
Bill
exquisite witch peachy
Thank you Bill.
I hope you are having a lovely day today too.
Anyone got another <vivid image> to share?
I could use a cure for the headache.
Bill Colmers
>>
>
> Thank you Bill.
>
> I hope you are having a lovely day today too.
Thanks for the wishes, hon, but I'm slaving away as we speak!
Bill
exquisite witch peachy
mmmmm, Bill slaving.
Somehow I bet that doing it wasn't nearly as fun as my <vivid
image> of it.
yeah yeah, I know. I'm incorrigible.
Also a perv.
Greg Evans
> I'm incorrigible. Also a perv.
But are you an incorrigible perv? Do you have indelible nerve? Could you
make a dirigible swerve?
Greg
suffering tryptophan flashbacks
Bill Colmers
>
> Greg
> suffering tryptophan flashbacks
Avoid using L-DOPA then
Bill
Larry Krzewinski
<Exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I can picture you as a red-haired big-busted Pocahontas. Want me to
be play John Smith?
exquisite witch peachy
ROFL, you can be anyone you wanna be Larry.
Greg Evans
>>> http://shop.trashy.com/index.php?s=product&set_id=6073
>> Can't talk...busy with <vivid image>....
>
> *s* Consider that a Thanksgiving day present from a peach.
Do I get the *personal* modeling session for Christmas?
Greg Evans
>> Greg
>> suffering tryptophan flashbacks
>
> Avoid using L-DOPA then
But if I can't use Larry the Dope for a straight guy, are you willing to
step in as a substitute?