Now beat that one.
Hello, Joe's Butcher Shop - nobody beats Joe's meat.
Hello, Smith Funeral Home - we will be the last people on earth to let
you down.
Hello, B & H Mule Barn - which ass would you like to speak to?
Where am I?
Whew! How to keep one's countenance?
All the best, Timo (aka Perfesser Pundit in rec.humor)
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Then there is:
Grants tomb, Lee speaking.
Washington Monument, Jefferson speaking.
Chicago precinct 83, Sgt. Jones speaking.
Then there was on on the radio years ago (Great Gildersleeve):
It is I - Digby O'Dell, your friendly undertaker.
John De Kleine
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James Thompson <jam...@AIRnet.net> wrote in article
<32A114...@AIRnet.net>...
> Marshall wrote:
> >
> > Michael S wrote:
> > >
> > Now beat that one.
>
> Hello, Joe's Butcher Shop - nobody beats Joe's meat.
> Hello, Smith Funeral Home - we will be the last people on earth to let
> you down.
> Hello, B & H Mule Barn - which ass would you like to speak to?
>
Mary's Day care, you breed 'em, we feed 'em.
When your kids answer the phone and ask for mom or dad, tell them to say
"THEY are in the shower now, but I will let them know you called when they
unlock the door. I don't think they can hear me over all the shouting
they are doing in there"
On Sat, 30 Nov 1996, Marshall wrote:
> Michael S wrote:
> >
> > ri...@cs.athabascau.ca (Rick Powell) wrote:
> >
> > >I have a little habit of funyn ways to answer phones but I am
> > >running dry since I know only 4:
> > >House of the lord, god speaking
> > >Joe's creamatorium you kill 'em we grill 'em
> > >Joe's taxidermy you snuff 'em we stuff 'em
> > >Bonjurrrrrr ye cheese eatin surrendur monkey!
> > >(Watch the Simpsons for the last 3)
> > >Please post some original ones.
> >
> > Hello, Joe's Undertakers - You stab 'em ! We slab 'em !
> >
> > Hello, Fred's Abortion Clinic - You rape 'em ! We scrape 'em !
> > No foetus can defeat us !!!
> >
> > ( Beat that !)
> > > >When they call say "you have reached the (insert your last name)
> residence, unfortunately we are at home right now, so at the tone please
> leave your message with a live person, thank you.
>
> Now beat that one.
>
>
Ava M. Cimafranca
cima...@odo.msoe.edu
"Yankee Stadium, third base."
"Hi, you've reached the person you're calling...."
"Who dis?"
post more, this is a good topic!
DAVE
I've always hated it when someone calls me and asks,
"who's this?" without identifying himself.
So, I always answer, "This is the person to whom you
are speaking." (Inspired by Lily Tomlin's "Ernestine
the Operator."
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