*** Honest Lawyer? ***
Two small boys were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.
*** Duck Hunting ***
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been
duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it -- why
aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the
dog high enough."
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