Canonical smiley list [request]
Dave Bushong
>I knew I had one, but I can't find it. Could someone point me to
>one or email one to me? Thanks!
I got one - thanks!
--
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc. Amateur Radio Callsign KZ1O
Project Leader, Recognition products kz1o@n0ary.#noca.ca.na
Internet: dbus...@wang.com
Dave Bushong
I knew I had one, but I can't find it. Could someone point me to
one or email one to me? Thanks!
Dave
Omar Stoltzfus
# $Id: faces,v 1.9 1993/02/21 18:48:48 dws Exp dws $
#
# faces - this is my master list of smiley faces
#
# This collection is (C) Copyright 1993 by DaviD W. Sanderson
#
# You may copy it and use it for your own enjoyment.
# You may not represent it as your own work or sell it.
#
# If you would like to send me new smileys, PLEASE feel free to do so!
# See 'How to contact me', below.
#
# An expurgated version of this list (i.e. suitable for children) with
# additional editorial material is available in book form from
# O'Reilly & Associates, Inc., 103 Morris Street, Suite A, Sebastopol,
# CA 95472, U.S.A. phone: (800) 998-9938, fax: (707) 829-0104,
# internet email: nu...@ora.com
#
# The book is called "Smileys", ISBN 1-56592-041-4.
#
# Note that this file is part of the source for my smiley program.
# Currently it must satisfy these invariants:
#
# (a) This header block must be followed by exactly one
# completely blank line.
#
# (b) The faces and their definitions must be listed in ASCII
# collating sequence, with one face and defintion per line.
#
# DaviD W. Sanderson (d...@ssec.wisc.edu)
#
# "The Noah Webster of smileys is David Sanderson"
# - The Wall Street Journal, 15 Sep 1992
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
# What is a smiley? (if you don't already know)
#
# A smiley is a picture 'drawn' with ordinary ASCII characters, which
# occupies exactly one line. Smileys started as a concise way to
# convey nonverbal information such as mood, voice tone, body language,
# and so forth in Email and other forms of electronic communication.
# The one-line restriction is so that you can include smileys in-line
# with other text. For instance, the most widespread smiley,
#
# :-)
#
# is a smiling face. (Tip your head to the left if you don't see it.)
# People use this smiley to indicate that you shouldn't take whatever
# they just said too seriously. For instance:
#
# Smileys are a very serious subject! :-)
#
# Most of the smileys in this list are not in common use as
# punctuation. Rather, they are simply clever pictures dreamed up by
# people intrigued with smileys.
#
# In the interest of completeness and to the best of my knowledge (I
# started this collection several years ago) I have not "censored" the
# smileys, so there may be smileys you find offensive. I certainly
# find some of them offensive!
#
# Note that the proper spelling is 'smiley', plural 'smileys'.
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
# How to contact me.
#
# My internet Email address is 'd...@ssec.wisc.edu'. Below you will
# find instructions on how to reach me from other electronic forums,
# such as Compuserve and FidoNet. I welcome instructions for reaching
# me from other forums not listed here.
#-------
# Compuserve users:
#
# (I derived this entry from J.J. Chew's Inter-Network Mail Guide of
# June 1992.)
#
# Address your mail to '>INTERNET:d...@ssec.wisc.edu'.
#-------
# FidoNet Sysops:
#
# From: Orville...@f36.n135.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Orville Bullitt)
# Date: Tue, 19 Jan 93 09:39:11 EDT
#
# 1) Determine who is your closest UUCP gateway system by one of the
# following: (a) asking your buddies, (b) asking your NC or NEC
# (assuming that either isn't in (a) above), or (c) using something
# like LIST to search the nodelist. All of the UUCP nodes in FidoNet
# should have the UUCP flag in their nodelist listing.
#
# 2) Address your message to UUCP (*NOT* to the SYSOP) of the closest
# UUCP Gateway.
#
# 3) Make this the TOP LINE of your message, starting in column 1:
#
# To: d...@ssec.wisc.edu
# ^
# | NOTE: This *MUST* start in column 1 (the far left side of
# the message) and be on line 1.
#
# Note that case is important. Mail to 'DWS' will *not* work.
#
# 4) Skip at least one line and then start your message.
#
# When the UUCP Gateway system receives the message, it will add your
# FidoNet address as well as the date and time to the message, and
# automatically forward it to d...@ssec.wisc.edu.
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
# Revision history
#
# $Log: faces,v $
# Revision 1.9 1993/02/21 18:48:48 dws
# Added book title, ISBN, and release date.
#
# Revision 1.8 1993/01/21 21:40:43 dws
# corrected fidonet instructions
#
# Revision 1.7 1993/01/20 03:36:17 dws
# Added WSJ quote.
#
# Revision 1.6 1993/01/20 03:25:00 dws
# Added information by Orville Bullitt on how to contact me from
# FidoNet. Reorganized header to include some background info.
#
# Revision 1.5 1993/01/11 01:42:47 dws
# Removed some spurious entries with redundant definitions.
#
# Revision 1.4 1992/12/31 02:48:44 dws
# Moved change log information from patchlevel.h to faces.
# (Since it mostly consists of notes on who sent me faces.)
#
# Revision 1.3 1992/12/31 02:43:14 dws
# Fixed header
#
# Revision 1.2 1992/12/31 02:39:13 dws
# Added header.
#
# 20 Apr 92 Added 1 from Ann Finley <finle...@iscsvax.uni.edu>
#
# 19 Apr 92 Added 1 from Robert Andracsek <an...@cs.widener.edu>
# Added 1 from Tara Lin Dahlkemper
# <tdah...@ucs.indiana.edu> via Brian D. Chase
# <cha...@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu>
# Added 1 from Jeffrey Deutsch <jdeu...@gmuvax2.gmu.edu>
# Added 2 from <soa...@ac.dal.ca>
# Added 1 from Peter da Silva <pe...@ficc.ferranti.com>
# Added 1 from John Hughes <j...@coyote.datalog.com>
# Added 25 from RICHH via Johnathan Vail <va...@tegra.com>
#
# 18 Apr 92 Added 1 from Howard Chu <h...@umix.cc.umich.edu>
# sent in by Dave Horsfall <da...@ips.oz.au>
# Added 4 from David Gundlach <da...@marie.stat.uga.edu>
# Added 1 from Jon Stewart-Taylor
# <uunet.uu.net!telenet!maunaloa!jstewart>
# Added 1 from guru <mei...@cch.coventry.ac.uk>
# Added 1 from Axl <j_he...@oz.plymouth.edu>
# Added 4 from Andrew R. Millen
# <ar_...@pavo.concordia.ca>
#
# 27 Nov 91 Added 2 from James Blustein <ja...@uwo.ca>
#
# 26 Nov 91 Added 2 from Kei Okano <t901...@sfc.keio.ac.jp>
#
# 19 Nov 91 Added 9 from Bob Peirce <r...@investor.pgh.pa.us> from
# (he thinks) US News and World Report.
#
# 15 Nov 91 Added 1 from Jon Stewart-Taylor
# <jstewart!maun...@telenet.com>
# Added 1 from Brian C. White <vhdl...@bnr.ca>
#
# 09 Nov 91 Added 1 from Richard Myint <my...@clipper.ingr.com>
#
# 29 Oct 91 Changed smiley.c to print one face for each -f flag.
# Suggested by Harry Langenbacher
# <ha...@neuron6.jpl.nasa.gov>
#
# 28 Oct 91 Added 1 from Bill Shirley <shi...@bush.jsc.nasa.gov>
#
# 26 Oct 91 Added 1 from James Blustein <ja...@uwo.ca>
# Added 4 others sent in by James Blustein but created by
# Mike Dowell <mdo...@isleta.nmsu.edu>
# Carl Pettypiece <pet...@gaul.csd.uwo.ca>
# Peter da Silva <pe...@ficc.ferranti.com>
# Shane S. Sturrock <ss...@ukc.ac.uk>
# Added 2 from Jayanth N. Anantharaman
# <jay...@ee.eng.ohio-state.edu>
# Added 4 from Crunchy Frog <amo...@neon.stanford.edu>
# from alt.sex.
#
# 23 Oct 91 Added 2 from Ross Johnson <r...@ise.canberra.edu.au>
#
# 17 Oct 91 Added 43 from David J. Rood
# <roo...@crtvax.vanderbilt.edu>
# via David Gundlach.
#
# 16 Oct 91 version 4@0 sent to comp.sources.misc.
#
# 16 Oct 91 Added 1 from David J. Rood
# <roo...@crtvax.vanderbilt.edu>
# via David Gundlach.
#
# 15 Oct 91 Added 14 from David Gundlach <da...@marie.stat.uga.edu>
# from alt.sex.
#
# 29 Aug 91 Added 3 from Andrew Williams <awil...@qucis.queensu.ca>
#
# 27 Aug 91 Added 1 from DJ Delorie <d...@ctron.com>
# Added 2 from Dave Straker <da...@hpopd.pwd.hp.com>
#
# 15 Jul 91 Added 1 from Craig P McLaughlin
# <cp...@duts.ccc.amdahl.com>
#
# 12 Jul 91 Added 6 from The Grey Wolf <grey...@unisoft.com>
#
# 11 Jul 91 Added 4 from Michael Cook
# <mlc%gva.d...@consrt.rockwell.com>
#
# 10 Jul 91 Added 2 new faces to faces.in from Po-Jen J. Yang
# <py...@rice.edu>.
# Improved README for the benefit of UNIX novices to
# describe how to format the man page and how to
# get smiley(1) to print a summary of its options.
# Added 1 from Peter da Silva <pe...@ficc.ferranti.com>.
# Added 2 from Charles J. Lord <c...@ecsvax.uncecs.edu>.
# Added 2 from Liron Lightwood <r.lig...@trl.oz.au>.
#
# 09 Jul 91 Added 19 new faces to faces.in from a 1984 collection
# mailed to me by Scott Bolte <sc...@craycos.com>.
# This collection also included two animated
# smileys; I saved them in "other".
#
# 08 Jul 91 version 3@0 sent to comp.sources.misc.
#
# 19 May 91 New smileys from lists recently posted to the net
#
# 27 Apr 91 Added new faces and definitions to faces.in from a
# collection mailed to me by Karl A. Nyberg
# <ka...@grebyn.com>. This collection included some
# attributions, so I went through more carefully and
# incorporated not only the new faces but also new
# definitions for existing faces. I should really go
# back and see whether some of the other lists also have
# definitions I have not yet incorporated...
#
# Added count of smileys and definitions to output of -V.
# (Added ltoa() to generate string form of integer.
# smiley(1) still doesn't need stdio.)
#
# 23 Apr 91 version 2@0 sent to comp.sources.misc
#
# 23 Apr 91 Added about thirty (!) new smileys to faces.in from
# a new smiley list I found in rec.humor.d.
#
# 05 Apr 91 Used archie to locate ftp-able smiley lists;
# found these:
#
# tolsun.oulu.fi
# /pub/misc/smiley.lzh (unable to access)
# mrcnext.cso.uiuc.edu
# /ux1/doc/misc/smiley
# lut.fi
# /misc/smileys
# ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
# /doc/misc/smiley
# fionavar.mit.edu
# /pub/jokes/smiley_face
# sachiko.acc.stolaf.edu
# /home/sachiko/cdr/Doc/Fun/ai-humor/smiley_face.Z
# vax.ftp.com
# /hobbit/flamage/silly/smiley.faces
# mc.lcs.mit.edu
# /its/ai/humor/smiley.face.Z
#
# There was a lot of redundancy (as I expected) but there
# were two new smileys for faces.in.
# Corrected some spelling errors in faces.in.
#
# 19 Mar 91 Eliminated a couple of duplicate smileys from faces.in.
# Updated faces.in and "others" with smileys from a recent
# posting to rec.humor.d.
# Modified smiley.c to exit with nonzero status if the
# search for a smiley fails.
# Obtained bsearch.c and modified smiley.c to use
# bsearch() to look for a smiley in the smiley table.
# Modified Makefile to sort faces.in when feeding it to
# mkfaces. I keep faces.in sorted anyway, but it does not
# hurt to play it safe.
#
# 16 Mar 91 Fixed example of ps1sed() in smiley.1 not to \-quote
# the doubled !. The extra quoting hurts nothing, but it
# is superfluous.
#
# 15 Mar 91 Eliminated #include of <string.h> in mkfaces.c for
# greater portability.
#
# 14 Mar 91 version 1@0 sent to comp.sources.misc
#
#----------------------------------------------------------------------
:-) Willie Shoemaker
-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in
room [ent...@fluke.UUCP]
!-( black eye
!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth."
[The Grey Wolf]
!.'v (profile) flat top
!|:-( ) being brained by a baseball bat [David J. Rood]
#(,'%/) slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair
[David J. Rood]
#-) partied all night
#:-) "Everything you know is wrong" [RICHH]
#:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine [Richard Treitel,
<CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
#:-) smiley done by someone with matted hair [fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o "Jesus built my hotrod" [RICHH]
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [Lynn Gold, figmo@lll-crg]
#:-o smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+= Betty Boop
$$ for academic jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$$$ for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$$$$ for people starting up their own company [Richard Treitel,
<CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-) won big at Las Vegas
$-) won the lottery
$-) yuppie
% for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose) [Richard
Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
%') after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-( hung over
%*} very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{ lost a fight
%-( confusion [Bob Peirce]
%-(I) laughing out loud
%-) Elephant man
%-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-) broken glasses
%-) cross-eyed
%-) drunk with laughter
%-) long bangs
%-6 braindead
%-<I> drunk with laughter
%-\ hungover
%-^ Picasso
%-{ sad variation
%-| been working all night
%-} humor variation
%-~ Picasso
%\v Picasso
&-| tearful
&.(.. crying
&:-) curly hair
'-) one eyed man
'-) only has a left eye, which is closed
'-) wink
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-) one eyebrow
'~;E unspecified 4-legged critter
( unhappy Cheshire cat [David J. Rood]
( o ) ( o ) hooters
(!) reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football [David J. Rood]
($) speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC [David J. Rood]
() reference to football [David J. Rood]
(,'%/) slept too long on one side [David J. Rood]
(-) needing a haircut
(-) needs a haircut
(-.-)Zzz... sleeping [Kei Okano]
(-: Australian
(-: Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-: left-handed
(-::-) Siamese twins
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
(-E: wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-) secret smile
(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(.)(.) big boobs, little nipples [David Gundlach]
(00) mooning you
(8-) wears glasses
(8-o Mr. Bill
(8-{)} glasses, moustache and a beard
(: (=| wearing a ghost costume
(:)-) likes to scuba dive
(:)-) scuba diving
(:+) big nose
(:- unsmiley frowning
(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-# said something he shouldn't have
(:-$ ill
(:-$ ill-informed about the Renaissance [RICHH]
(:-& Rosicrucian [RICHH]
(:-& angry
(:-( Sting [RICHH]
(:-( frowning
(:-( unsmiley
(:-) "I never sang for my grandfather" [RICHH]
(:-) smiley big face
(:-) no hair
(:-) surprised
(:-) wearing bicycle helmet
(:-* kissing
(:-... heart-broken
(:-D blabber mouth
(:-I egghead
(:-\ VERY sad
(:-{~ bearded
(:-|K- formally attired
(:<) Rastafari [RICHH]
(:<) blabber mouth
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(:>-< thief: hands up!
(:I egghead
(:^( Jack Nicholson in Chinatown [RICHH]
(:^( broken nose
(@ @) You're kidding!
(H f Robocop in a hydraulic press [David J. Rood]
(O--< fishy
(V)=| pacman champion
(X0||) double hamburger with lettuce and tomato [David J. Rood]
([( Robocop
(^^)y-~~~ smoking [Kei Okano]
(o)(o) big boobs, big nipples [David Gundlach]
(x) reference to Vanderbilt football [David J. Rood]
(|-| F Robocop [David J. Rood]
(}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave
Straker]
) Cheshire cat
)8-) scuba smiley big face
):-( unsmiley big face
):-) smiley big face
*!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic
** for winter sports generally [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
**-( too many shocks [David J. Rood]
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-) shot dead
*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) [James Cameron]
*:* fuzzy
*:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o) Bozo the Clown
*<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X party outfit with hat and bow-tie [Andrew Williams]
*<:-) Santa Claus
*<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-)) Santa Claus
*L* blotto
*| for oh what a beautiful sunset [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
+-(:-) Religious leader
+-(:-) the Pope
+-:-) priest
+:-) priest
+:-) smiley priest
+<.'v (profile) knight
+<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..." [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
+<:-| monk/nun
+<||-) knight
+O:-) the Pope
,-) one eye ... and winking
,-) other eyed man
,-} wry and winking
,.'v (profile) has short hair
,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee [David J. Rood]
,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
- Helen Keller
- @= messages about nuclear war
- -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-) punk rocker (alternate version)
-) Jose Feliciano
---... SOS (variant)
---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/- stirring up trouble [James Blustein]
-:) has mohawk [soa...@ac.dal.ca]
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-) has mohawk
-:-) punk rocker
-= a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-) wizard
->- for airline tickets going cheap [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead [Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer]
'! (profile) grim
'" (profile) pursing lips
'J (profile) smiling
'P (profile) sticking tongue out
'T (profile) keeping a straight face
'U (profile) yawning
'V (profile) shouting
'Y (profile) whistling
'\ (profile) frowning
'r (profile) sticking tongue out
'v (profile) talking
'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue
-( always should wear safety glasses [Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke]
-) Sammy Davis, Jr.
-) one eye
-] one eye
..---... ABBA fan [RICHH]
..---... SOS
....( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life [David J. Rood]
\/ duck variation
^v (profile) pointy nose
_) suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten
minutes now)
_) suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~ hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee [James Revell]
/:-| Mr. Spock
/;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax]
/\ for camping and backpacking [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
0-) Cyclops
0-) arc-welder
0-) scuba diver
0:-) angel [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B "Forty Seconal should suffice" [RICHH]
2B|^2B message about Shakespeare
3 :-) Bart Simpson [Liron Lightwood]
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o cow
3:[ mean pet smiley
3:] pet smiley
3:o[ net.pets
4:-) George Washington
5:-) Elvis Presley
6\/) elephant
7:) Ronald Reagan
7:-) Fred Flintstone
7:^] Ronald Reagan
8 infinity
8 :-) wizard
8 :-I net.unix-wizards
8(:-) Mousketeer
8(:-) Walt Disney
8) frog
8*) glasses and a moustache [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
8-# death
8-) "I was the second gunman" [RICHH]
8-) excited
8-) glasses
8-) sunglasses
8-) swimmer
8-) wide-eyed look [fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-* just ate a hot pepper
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
8-O took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O --* just before doubling over with pain [David Gundlach]
8-P reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee [The Grey Wolf]
8-S sees all evil [David J. Rood]
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-o Mr. Bill
8-| eyes wide with surprise
8-| suspense
8:) pig [The Grey Wolf]
8:-) glasses on forehead
8:-) little girl
8:] gorilla
8=:-) Galloping Gourmet
8=:-) chef
8===> dickhead
8P bullfrog in mating season
8^ chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8_) don't get your nose out of joint [Andrew Williams]
8b bullfrog in mating season
: ) leper
:###) Jimmy Durante
:$) Donald Trump
:%) an accountant
:%)% has acne
:'( crying [Bob Peirce]
:'-( crying
:'-) crying with happiness
:'O Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord]
:'} Richard Nixon [Charles J. Lord]
:( frowning [Bob Peirce]
:( sad
:(=) Jimmy Carter [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:) Cheshire cat smile
:) happy
:) midget smiley
:) salamander
:* kisses
:*) Ed McMahon
:*) drunk
:*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated
before or while reading netnews
:*) everyman
:*) smile with moustache [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
:+( punched nose, hurt
:+) Carl Friedrich Gauss
:,( crying
:- male
:- prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, je...@midas.UUCP]
:-! bland face
:-" heavy smoker
:-" pursing lips
:-# braces
:-# mouth zipped
:-# my lips are sealed
:-# punched in the mouth
:-#| bushy mustache
:-$ "These braces sure do hurt!" [David J. Rood]
:-$ mouth wired shut
:-$ sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!) [David J. Rood]
:-$ uncertainty
:-% banker
:-% bearded
:-% talking out of both sides of mouth
:-& tongue-tied
:-' smoker
:-'| has a cold
:-( "I will start with those you love most" [RICHH]
:-( Drama
:-( boo hoo
:-( frowning
:-( has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-( mad
:-( sad
:-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-( unsmiley
:-( 8==o can't get it up [Crunchy Frog]
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
:-( :- impotent (or let down) [David Gundlach]
:-( ) You stepped on my toe
:-( : - small-breasted female [Crunchy Frog]
:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell [David J. Rood]
:-() I stubbed my toe
:-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0) yelling
:-(=) big teeth
:-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it." [David
J. Rood]
:-(O) yelling
:-) "We are all, each of us, alone" [RICHH]
:-) Comedy
:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
:-) ha ha
:-) happy
:-) humorous
:-) smiley standard
:-) smiling
:-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article
means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-) , outie belly button
:-) . innie belly button
:-) 8 Dolly Parton
:-) < slut
:-) < ... :-) < ... :-) < ... nymphomaniac
:-) > celibate
:-) -8 blue balls [David Gundlach]
:-) -: smiley with an erection [David Gundlach]
:-) -^-: in need of some corrective surgery [David Gundlach]
:-) :-... taking a leak [David Gundlach]
:-) )-: masking theatrical comments
:-) *=====8 Long Dong Silver [Richard Myint]
:-) --- John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-) 8 - female [David Gundlach]
:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce [David J. Rood]
:-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine [David J. Rood]
:-)!!! Sam Kinnison
:-)' drooling
:-)) double chin
:-))) William Conrad
:-))) very overweight
:-)* speaks Esperanto [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:-)-- 98-pound weakling
:-)-8 big girl
:-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8 big girl
:-)-}8 big girl
:-)8 man with bowtie
:-)8 well dressed
:-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X wearing a bowtie
:-)} has goatee/beard
:-)~ drooling
:-* Oops!
:-* Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
:-* after eating something bitter or sour
:-, "Hmmmm."
:-, smirking
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) big liar
:-.) Madonna [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
:-.) Marilyn Monroe [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-/ skeptical
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0 orator
:-0 user can't find shift key
:-0==8 oral sex [Crunchy Frog]
:-1 bland face
:-6 after eating something sour
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
:-7 smokes a pipe
:-7 talking out of side of mouth
:-7 wry face
:-8 talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8( condescending stare
:-9 licking its lips
:-: mutant
:-: toothless
:-< frowning
:-< moustache
:-< real sad
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:-> biting sarcastic face
:-> deformed lips
:-> happy
:-> hey hey
:-> yet another smiley
:->X==| smiley formalware [Peter da Silva]
:-? smiley smoking a pipe
:-? smoking a pipe
:-? tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
:-@ "I swear"
:-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@ extremely angry
:-@ screaming
:-@ swearing
:-B drooling
:-C just totally unbelieving
:-C really bummed out
:-D "I am wearing garters" [RICHH]
:-D big smile
:-D laughing (at you!)
:-D said with a smile
:-D talking too much
:-D wider happy face [fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E bucktoothed vampire
:-E has major dental problems
:-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G- smoking cigarettes
:-I hmm
:-I indifferent
:-I thinking
:-J tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M speaking no evil
:-O Mr. Bill
:-O Wow!
:-O birth
:-O ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O uh oh
:-O yelling [Bob Peirce]
:-O>-o American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons" [RICHH]
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-P has a secret to tell you
:-P nyah nyah
:-P sticking out tongue
:-P telling secrets
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q smoker
:-Q~ smoking
:-R has the flu
:-S just made an incoherent statement
:-T keeping a straight face
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V shouting
:-W speak with forked tongue
:-X A big wet kiss!
:-X bow tie
:-X my lips are sealed
:-Y a quiet aside
:-[ biting criticism
:-[ biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-[ blockhead
:-[ pouting
:-[ sarcastic
:-[ vampire
:-\ Popeye
:-\ undecided smiley
:-\ 8o after a cold shower [David Gundlach]
:-] biting sarcasm
:-] biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since
we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-] blockhead
:-] sarcastic
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-` spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
[RICHH]
:-b left-pointing tongue
:-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest [Bill
Shirley]
:-c bummed out
:-c real unhappy
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~ smokes heavily
:-e disappointed
:-f sticking tongue out
:-i semi-smiley
:-j left smiling smiley
:-k beats me, looks like something, though
:-l yet another smiley
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-o "Oh, the humanity!" [RICHH]
:-o Mr. Bill
:-o Uh oh!
:-o Wow!
:-o shocked
:-o singing national anthem
:-o surprise
:-o yawn
:-o ^^^^: after zipping up fly too fast [David Gundlach]
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~ smokes heavily
:-q trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r sticking tongue out
:-s after a BIZARRE comment
:-t cross smiley
:-v speaking
:-v talking head smiley
:-w speak with forked tongue
:-x "my lips are sealed"
:-x kiss kiss
:-x not telling any secrets
:-y said with a smile
:-z yet another smiley
:-z yet another cross smiley
:-{ mustache
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat [David Gundlach]
:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces
:-{) moustache
:-{) normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} heavy lipstick
:-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-| "have an ordinary day"
:-| grim
:-| no expression
:-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| 8( )- pregnant female [David Gundlach]
:-| :-| deja' vu [David J. Rood]
:-|| angry
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-} beard
:-} fiendish grin [James Blustein]
:-} lipstick
:-} normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-} pretty lips
:-} wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-} -oo-: taking matters into hand [David Gundlach]
:-~) has a cold
:/) not funny
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i no smoking
:0 blowjob [David Gundlach]
:3-< dog
:8) pig
::-) wears glasses
::=)) double vision or needs new shocks [David J. Rood]
:< midget unsmiley
:< what pretences!
:<() African tribesman
:<) from an Ivy League School
:<)= for those with beards too
:<= walrus
:<| attends an Ivy League school
:= | baboon
:=) has two noses
:=8) baboon
:> hmm, let me think...
:> midget smiley
:>) big nose
:?) philosopher
:@ what?
:@) pig
:C what?
:D laughter
:I Hmmm, not funny!
:O blowjob [David Gundlach]
:O yelling
:P sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:Q smoking [Bob Peirce]
:Q what?
:Q) John Q. Public
:Ui smoking
:Uj smoking (and smiling)
:V woodpecker
:V) woodpecker
:X lips are sealed [Bob Peirce]
:X) hearing no evil
:[ real downer
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^( has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^) 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose [The Grey Wolf]
:^) broken nose
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D "Great! I like it!"
:^{ for those with moustaches
:^{)> moustache and beard
:_) after a fight where his nose was smashed in [Brian C. White]
:_) nose sliding off face
:b sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:c) big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:c< big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:d stick out your tongue [Andrew R. Millen]
:n) funny-looking right nose
:o) Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy) [Tara Lin Dahlkemper]
:q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"
[Mark Baranowski, ma...@giga.slc.unisys.com]
:u) funny-looking left nose
:v) left-pointing broken nose
:v) left-pointing nose
:{ oh boy, the headmaster!...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:~( nose put out of joint
:~) Peter Ubberoth
:~) needs a nosejob
:~) pointy nose (righty)
:~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~) ugly nose
:~-( crying
:~-) so happy, s/he is crying
:~/ really mixed up
; Cheshire cat with gingivitis [David J. Rood]
;( crying
;) winking [Bob Peirce]
;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your
lights out'
;-( beaten up
;-( crying
;-( sad face gets his lights punched out
;-( sad or mad and got beat up
;-) "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks" [RICHH]
;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-) beaten up
;-) could be pirate smiling face??
;-) crying with happiness
;-) getting fresh
;-) sardonic incredulity
;-) smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-) winking
;-) ===8 circumcised [David Gundlach]
;-) o===8 braggart [David Gundlach]
;-) o=====8 braggart with erection [Crunchy Frog]
;-? wry tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
;-D a friendly, winking, laughing smile [pa...@cs.washington.edu]
;-\ Popeye beaten up
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-| beaten up but silent
;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-| says nothing but still gets beat up
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
;:-) really bad toupee [David J. Rood]
;^? punched out
<&&> message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-( disappointed
<:-( dunce
<:-) Vietnamese peasant
<:-) dumb questions
<:-)<<| in a space rocket
<:-I dunce
<:-O Eeek!
<:>== a turkey emoticon
<:I dunce
<<<<(:-) hat salesman
<= for messages about housing in the Snow Belt [Richard Treitel,
<CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
<@:{(>X mustached chinese man with a toupee (also sporting a goatee and a
bowtie) [Andrew R. Millen]
<I==I) on four wheels
<{:-)} in a bottle
<|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-(= Chinese and doesn't like this article
<|-(= Chinese and unhappy
<|-) Chinese
<|-)= Chinese
=) variation on a theme...
=):-) Uncle Sam
=-O the Enterprise [David J. Rood]
=-O * * * the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes [David J. Rood]
=-O~~~ the Enterprise firing phasers [David J. Rood]
=.'v (profile) has mohawk
=0== Mexican on a railroad!
=8') [Mike Dowell]
=8-> a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself [John Hughes]
=:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
=:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-) hosehead
=:-) punk rocker
=:-H football player
==#== railroad crossings [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
===:[OO']>:=== has been railroaded
=====:} snake
=^) [Axl]
=t== Mexican run over by train
=|:-) Abe Lincoln
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
>%) Wile E. Coyote [David J. Rood]
>- female
>-< absolutely livid!!
>-> china man
>-^);> fish
>8o!... Bugs Bunny with carrot [David J. Rood]
>:) a little devil
>:*) Bozo the Clown
>:-( mad, annoyed
>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-( 8 *>- for disparaging opinions on feminists [Phil Barth,
<ICL.BARTH at SU-SCORE>]
>:-) devil [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-< mad
>:-> devilish
>:-I net.startrek
>:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-) devilish wink [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
>;-> winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< >< about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O-> General Custer
>>>>>:============ an asparagus [David J. Rood]
>>>>>>:=======------ an asparagus [David J. Rood]
>[I Television
>w nose-thumbing gesture [je...@midas.UUCP]
>|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." [Craig P McLaughlin]
>|-> Chinese
?-( about people with a black eye
?-( has black eye
?:) single curl of hair [James Blustein]
@%&$%& N.W.A. fan [RICHH]
@%&$%& You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means...
@-( "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!" [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
@-) Cyclops
@-) Space... The Final Frontier [David J. Rood]
@-) seeing stars [soa...@ac.dal.ca]
@.'v (profile) has curly hair
@:-) Indian (East)
@:-) wavy hair
@:-) wearing a turban
@:I turban
@= "Kafka was a momma's boy" [RICHH]
@= flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud)
[fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
@= pro-nuclear war
@>--->---- a rose
@O=E<= woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater [DJ Delorie]
@l@ too many hours at terminal
B) frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy
countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-) "Holy trichinosis!" [RICHH]
B-) "I pray daily for death" [RICHH]
B-) "Let's do the beach, man!" [The Grey Wolf]
B-) Batman
B-) glasses
B-) horn-rimmed glasses
B-) horn-rims
B-) sunglasses
B-)-[< sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-| cheap sunglasses
B:-) sunglasses on head
B^) hornrimmed glasses
C:# football player
C:-) large brain capacity
C=:-) Galloping Gourmet
C=:-) chef [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*) devilish chef with glasses and a moustache [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
C=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
E-:-) ham radio operator
E-:-I net.ham-radio
EK( Frankenstien
Honk! oo---oo-Bo semi-truck moving right [Michael Cook]
Ic:() pygmy with bone in hair [Andrew R. Millen]
K:P a little kid with a propeller beanie
K;)B seductive woman with bow in her hair [Andrew R. Millen]
L:-) just graduated
M-) sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M.^.M nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter [David J. Rood]
M:-) saluting
O 8-) the angelic halo look [Andrew Williams]
O :-) an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-) net.religion
O+ appropriate for women's messages, surely? [Richard Treitel,
<CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
O-&-< doing nothing
O-(==< chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-) Megaton Man, on patrol! [Matthew P. Wiener,
wee...@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU]
O-) cyclops
O-) scuba diver
O-G-< pointing to self
O-S-< in a hurry
O-Z-< in a big hurry
O:-) acting very innocent (halo)
O:-) with halo
O>-<|= of interest to women
OO headlights on msg
P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-) getting fresh
Q:-) new graduate
R-) broken glasses
X-( just died
X-( net.suicide
[8-{) bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker]
[:-) listening to walkman
[:-) wearing a walkman
[:-] square head
[:] robot
[:|] robot (or other AI project)
[= for messages about housing in Arizona [Richard Treitel,
<CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
[] hugs
\.^./ lotus position, seen from above [David J. Rood]
\/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-) french hat
\:^) gumby smiley
\o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-) The Devil
]:-> The Devil
^(^ happy variation
^)^ ^(^ two people talking
^L^ happy
^v^v^ mountains [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
_:^) American Indian
_\\// Vulcan salute
__! enough for now [David J. Rood]
__. properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__.^.__ spread-eagled [David J. Rood]
__/~`-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__ cat
_______ Wile E. Coyote under rock [David J. Rood]
_______ a He-Ne laser line [David J. Rood]
_______ student EEG on Saturday night [David J. Rood]
`-_-' Have you hugged your wolf today? [Peter da Silva]
`:-) shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
`^J smiley [Carl Pettypiece]
d :-o hats off to your great idea
d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-) baseball player
g-) wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-) Cyclops
o-<:-{{{ santa [ra...@utai.uucp]
o/ raised hand
o= a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|= of interest only to women
o>8<|= messages about interesting women
oF-oo---oo semi-truck moving left [Michael Cook]
oO:-)*** Santa Claus [Ann Finley]
oo "It's cold out" [RICHH]
oo somebody's head-lights are on
oo- puzzled, confused
ouch... O>--< dead driver/passenger on pavement [Michael Cook]
pp# cow
pq`#' bull
q:-) wearing baseball cap backwards
r:-) wearing ponytail [guru]
y:-) bad toupee [David J. Rood]
{ Alfred Hitchcock
{ a psycho [RICHH]
{ :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) [Liron Lightwood]
{(:-) wearing toupee
{0-) Cyclops
{8-} grinning mischievously (or just charmingly) [Jeffrey Deutsch]
{:-) hair parted in the middle
{:-) new hair style
{:-) wearing a toupee
{:-{)} new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{:^=( Adolph Hitler
{= for messages about housing [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
{{-}}} refugee from the '60's
{} 'no comment'
| for bike fleet messages [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at
SU-SCORE>]
|) salamander
|-( asleep with nightmares [ins_...@jhunix.UUCP]
|-( late at night
|-( yawn [RICHH]
|-) Chinese
|-) Same as :-) but poster is Oriental [fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
|-) asleep (boredom)
|-) hee hee
|-<> kissy face
|-D ho ho
|-I sleeping
|-O birth
|-O bored
|-O yawning/snoring
|-P reaction to unusually ugly C code [The Grey Wolf]
|-P yuk
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) heavy eyebrows
|:-O (no explanation given)
|:-| excessively rigid
|:[' Groucho Marx
|I asleep
|^o snoring
|| for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles [Richard
Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
||*( handshake offered
||*) handshake accepted
|~( "Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
}-) a wry grin [Howard Chu]
}:-( bull headed
}:-( toupee in an updraft
}:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-) wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-< cat
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
double-chin
}:~#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
double-chin
}}\/=oo---oo Crash! semi-truck after collision [Michael Cook]
~ :-( particularly angry
~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it." [David J.
Rood]
~'v (profile) has long bangs
~:-( net.flame
~= a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~== flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle)
[fi...@lll-crg.ARpA]
~M`'~ camel
~~:-( net.flame
~~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~c___ beach [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
~~~~8} snake
~~~~~8} snake
~~~~~:> person in a transporter beam [David J. Rood]
~~~~~> photon [David J. Rood]