Girl from Nantucket
Unknown
only heard part of it and I would really like to hear the
complete limerick. Thanx!!
mcvi...@coastalnet.com
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
AndI forget the rest, so ------------!!
Ian McArthur
Sorry but the one I heard was a bloke from Nantuket:-
There was young bloke from Nantuket
Who'se Cock was so big he could Suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping cum from his chin
If my nose was a cunt I could fuck it.
Sorry ladies and gents for the obsenity of it but this bloke did ask!!
Ian.
Ira Graffman
Who kept his money in a Bucket
He had a daughter named Nan
Who Ran off with a man
What happened to the money? Nantucket!
Shawn M. Freeman
There once was a girl from mars,
She ate too many candy bars,
She was so fat,
When she laid on her back,
She would block the view of the stars!
Just Me,
*SF
James Penuel
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
--
Michael L. Maurer
reason, wrote:
There once was a Pirate named Bates,
Who could dance the Fandango on skates;
Till a fall on his cutless
rendered him nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates!
"You keep using that word.
I don't think it means what you think it means."
-Inigo Montoya
Shawn M. Freeman
>James Penuel <penue...@cti4.cntfl.com>, for some unfathomable
>reason, wrote:
>
>>There once was a man from Nantucket
>>Whose dick was so long he could suck it
>>He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
>>If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
>>--
>
>There once was a Pirate named Bates,
>Who could dance the Fandango on skates;
>Till a fall on his cutless
>rendered him nutless,
>And now he's quite useless on dates!
>
Who had a funny feelin',
She laid on her back
tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceilin'.
A bit tasteless I know 8).
Just Me,
*SF
Peter Kohlberger
>James Penuel <penue...@cti4.cntfl.com>, for some unfathomable
>reason, wrote:
>>There once was a man from Nantucket
>>Whose dick was so long he could suck it
>>He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
>>If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
>>--
>There once was a Pirate named Bates,
>Who could dance the Fandango on skates;
>Till a fall on his cutless
>rendered him nutless,
>And now he's quite useless on dates!
>"You keep using that word.
>I don't think it means what you think it means."
>-Inigo Montoya
A masculine girl from Khartoum
Asked a feminine boy to her room
They spent half the night
In a hell of a fight
As to who would do what, and to whom.
Peter Kohlberger
Bobby H
> >Whose dick was so long he could suck it
> >He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
> >If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
> There once was a Pirate named Bates,
> Who could dance the Fandango on skates;
> Till a fall on his cutless
> rendered him nutless,
> And now he's quite useless on dates!
There was a man from Sinclair
Who laid his wife on the stair;
The bannister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in the air.
--
Bob
South Texas
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."
--Mark Twain
Cruella De Ville
Wished to possess an aura of menace
to make people afraid
he wore gloves of grey suede
and white footwear intended for tennis.
-E. Gorey
Cruella DeVille
Her heart was two sizes two small.
Fritz Owens
There was a man from Dundee
Who buggered an ape up a tree.
The result, it was horrid,
Blue ass and no forehead,
Big balls and a purple goatee.
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-------------------------original message below-------------
On 9 Apr 1996, Shawn M. Freeman wrote:
> In article <4kc5aa$7...@vixc.voyager.net> mma...@northland.lib.mi.us writes:
> >James Penuel <penue...@cti4.cntfl.com>, for some unfathomable
> >reason, wrote:
> >
> >>There once was a man from Nantucket
> >>Whose dick was so long he could suck it
> >>He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
> >>If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
> >>--
> >
> >There once was a Pirate named Bates,
> >Who could dance the Fandango on skates;
> >Till a fall on his cutless
> >rendered him nutless,
> >And now he's quite useless on dates!
> >
julia.a...@gmail.com
she crossed the sea in a bucket.
When she got there,
they asked for a fare.
So she pulled up her skirts and said “fuck it”.
