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THE DIARRHEA SONG

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KEVIN KWASNIK

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Oct 7, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/7/95
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WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND YOU DROP A JUICY TURD,
"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CHEVY, AND YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING
HEAVY, "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME, AND YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM,
"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!

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Chris Steenhorst

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Oct 9, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/9/95
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> WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
> BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

> PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS

> ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
> LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!

Some people think it's gross, but it's very good on toast,
"diarrhea, diarrhea."

Fare Thee Well
Christian


--
One Ring to rule them all | In the land of Mordor
One Ring to find them | Where the shadows lie
One Ring to bring them all |
And in the darkness bind them. |

Michael Townsley

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Oct 10, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/10/95
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kevin_...@visionbbs.win.net (KEVIN KWASNIK) wrote:
>
>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
>BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND YOU DROP A JUICY TURD,
>"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CHEVY, AND YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING
>HEAVY, "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME, AND YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM,
>"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
>ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
>LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!

When you're sitting on a cushion and you feel something pushin'
it's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sitting on a seat and there's brown stuff at your feet
it's diarrhea, diarrhea

MT

Steve Edwards

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Oct 10, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/10/95
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When you're thinking about a cat and your pants fill up with
scat, diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're typing on your keyboard, and your butt looks like
a kneeboard, diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you listen to the radio, that ain't no brown potatoe,
diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you open your front door and the brown begins to pour,
diarrhea, diarrhea.

Belt Potter
http://www.king-dino.com/~allez/virtinsa.htm


Gresford A. Thomas

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Oct 11, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/11/95
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In <45cvu0$h...@ocean.silcom.com> Steve Edwards <al...@silcom.com>
writes:
When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall, diarrhea
, diarrhea

Eldon Pierce

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Oct 12, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/12/95
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Some people think it's gross,
but it's REALLY good on toast!
diarrhea, diarrhea


dia...@nando.net

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Oct 12, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/12/95
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dcr...@primenet.com (DCrosby) wrote:

>>When you're thinking about a cat and your pants fill up with
>>scat, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>>When you're typing on your keyboard, and your butt looks like
>>a kneeboard, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>>When you listen to the radio, that ain't no brown potatoe,
>>diarrhea, diarrhea.

>>When you open your front door and the brown begins to pour,
>>diarrhea, diarrhea.

>When your butt has gone hyper and you feel you need a diaper,
>it's DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA!

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something go slatter,
DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA!

When you're typing at your 'puter, and your butt becomes a shooter,
DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA!


Debra Ann Simms

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Oct 12, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/12/95
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Chris Steenhorst (bj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:

: > WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
: > BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

: > PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS

: > ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
: > LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!

: Some people think it's gross, but it's very good on toast,
: "diarrhea, diarrhea."

: Fare Thee Well
: Christian


: --
: One Ring to rule them all | In the land of Mordor
: One Ring to find them | Where the shadows lie
: One Ring to bring them all |
: And in the darkness bind them. |


Well there the version that goes:

Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think it's funny, but's it's really kind of
runny!

Pat Savino

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Oct 12, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/12/95
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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter,
"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall,

"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

Some people say it's gross, but it's really good on toast,
"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

:)

On 10 Oct 1995, Michael Townsley wrote:

> kevin_...@visionbbs.win.net (KEVIN KWASNIK) wrote:
> >
> >WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
> >BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
> >

> >WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND YOU DROP A JUICY TURD,
> >"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
> >
> >WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CHEVY, AND YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING
> >HEAVY, "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
> >
> >WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME, AND YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM,

> >"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
> >
> >PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
> >ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
> >LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
>

Anatoly Delm

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Oct 13, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/13/95
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On Sat, 7 Oct 1995, KEVIN KWASNIK wrote:

>
> WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
> BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
> WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND YOU DROP A JUICY TURD,
> "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
> WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CHEVY, AND YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING
> HEAVY, "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
> WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME, AND YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM,
> "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
> PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
> ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
> LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
>

When you're sliding into Two, and you lay a great big poo,
"D...,D..."


Michael Stutz

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Oct 14, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/14/95
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When you don't know what to do,
'cause you just let out your pooh,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you wake up late for school,
and your bed feels like a pool
Diarrhea, diarrhea

It's not very fun
if you hold it in your bun
Diarrhea, diarrhea


Sean Walsh

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Oct 18, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/18/95
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You don't have to strain, you just sit and let it drain,
DIARRHEA, (SNIFF SNIFF) DIARRHEA


TROUBLE

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Oct 18, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/18/95
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When you're coming up to bat, and you hear a great big splat,
"Diarrhea, Diarrhea"

Michael Vining

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Oct 18, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/18/95
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When your walking down the street,
and feel something not so neat.

When you're climbing up the ladder,
and hear something splatter.

When you're swimming in pool,
and you see brown drool.

00ac...@bsuvc.bsu.edu

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Oct 19, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/19/95
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In article <45j8hh$i...@newstand.syr.edu>, das...@mailbox.syr.edu (Debra Ann Simms) writes:

> Chris Steenhorst (bj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
>
> : > WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
> : > BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
> : > PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
> : > ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
> : > LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
>
> : Some people think it's gross, but it's very good on toast,
> : "diarrhea, diarrhea."
>
> : Fare Thee Well
> : Christian
>
>
> : --
> : One Ring to rule them all | In the land of Mordor
> : One Ring to find them | Where the shadows lie
> : One Ring to bring them all |
> : And in the darkness bind them. |
>
>
>
>
> Well there the version that goes:
>
> Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think it's funny, but's it's really kind of
> runny!
>
>
===============================================================================
It's something you try to hide
When it starts to slip and slide...
Diarrhea, diarrhea...

aaron

Alan Johnson

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Oct 19, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/19/95
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When you've eaten a la mode, then your shorts are filled with a load,
D..., D...

When you're in you favorite shop, and your drawers begin to drop,
D...,D...

When you're playin' with your tool while you're sittin' on the stool,
D...,D...

When you're hackin' on the net and your seat get stinky-wet,
D..., D...

Er,uh-oh...I gotta run! ;^)

Alan


Michael Stutz

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Oct 19, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/19/95
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My girlfriend, after hearing me making up verses all morning:

"It's really sick and wrong,
you must stop singing this song!
ANTI-DIARRHEA, ANTI-DIARRHEA!"


Sam Creecy

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Oct 20, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/20/95
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Max Tocker

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Oct 21, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/21/95
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When you're sitting in your rocket, you can do it in your pocket,
diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walking down the hall, you can do it on the wall
diarrhea, diarrhea.


Steve D.B. Forbes

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Oct 21, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/21/95
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People think its gross
but its really good on toast...

DIARREA, DIARREA


When your running down to first
and you feel something burst

DIARREA, DIARREA

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SAUL N. SILBERT

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Oct 22, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/22/95
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In a previous article, kevin_...@visionbbs.win.net (KEVIN KWASNIK) says:

>
>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
>BURST,"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>

>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND YOU DROP A JUICY TURD,
>"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN YOUR CHEVY, AND YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING
>HEAVY, "DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME, AND YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM,

>"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".
>
>PLEASE KEEP THIS CLASSIC ALIVE BY ADDING YOUR OWN LINES TO THIS
>ONE OF A KIND BEAUTIFUL THREAD, IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY MUSIC
>LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
>

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>
>
>

WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE SO DAMN SMART, AND YOU DROP AND AWFUL FART,
"DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA".

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john8...@gmail.com

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Apr 2, 2019, 7:36:26 AM4/2/19
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Here’s just a few lines, Kenyan Style:

When you go to Sahara and you feel like to hara.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When it’s just right at noon and comes out like a drool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

PS: hara is the Swahili word for diarrhea
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