Guarantees & Disclaimers

[Adam S. Moskowitz]

I found this on the package of a flashlight I just bought:

The Pelican Lifetime Guarantee of Excellence

. . . We will continue to guarantee the MityLite[tm] for
a lifetime against breakage, leakage, or defects in
workmanship. . . The above guatrantee does not cover
shark bite, bear attack, or children under 5.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Well, I thought it was funny.
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