CANONICAL LIST OF BIG JOHNSON SHIRTS

[blo...@cnsvax.uwec.edu]

I SAW A REQUEST FOR A LIST OF BIG JOHNSON SHIRTS. SO HERE ARE A FEW.

BIG JOHNSON MUD TIRES
NO HOLE'S TOO WET AND SLOPPY IF YOU'VE GOT A BIG JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSON BAR AND CASINO
LIQUOR IN THE FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR
BIG JOHNSON GOLF CLUBS
IT'S NOT HOW STRAIGHT YOU HIT YOUR BALLS IT'S THE SIZE OF
JOHNSON THAT COUNTS (FINE PRINT) BIG JOHNSON CLUBS ARE
PREFERRED BY 4 OUT OF 5 LPGA PLAYERS
BIG JOHNSON BOWLING BALLS
NO SPLIT'S TOO WIDE IF YOU'VE GOT A BIG JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSON BASEBALL GLOVES
IT'S EASY TO GET THE TOUGH SNATCH WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BIG
JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSON FOOTBALLS
IT'S EASY TO SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS WITH A BIG JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSON SOFTBALLS
WITH BALLS LIKE THESE YOU DON'T NEED A FAST PITCH
BIG JOHNSON BUNGEE CORDS
THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO EVEN WITH A
BIG JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSON VOLLEYBALLS
IT'S NOT HOW HARD YOU SPIKE YOUR BALLS IT'S THE SIZE
OF YOUR JOHNSON THAT COUNTS

THAT'S WHAT I CAN THINK OF. ENJOY!

[Grant Cibula]

blo...@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

Johnson Pool Ques
It's easy to sink your balls when you gotta big
Johnson

Johnson Erection Company
When we get it up, it stays up!

Johnson Weedwackers
It's easy to trim a little bush, when you gotta
big Johnson

Johnson SCUBA Tanks
Bigger tanks for deeper dives.

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