The Barney Song

[Alfred Joseph Speredelozzi Jr.]

In article <27vbci$m...@news.u.washington.edu>, ho...@aa.washington.edu writes:
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|> my 5 year old cousin introduced me to the proper version
|> of the Barney song. It's sung to the tune of 'This old man':
|>
|> I love you,
|> you love me.
|> Let's get together and kill Barney
|> With a 9 millimeter
|> we'll shoot him in the head.
|> Then you'll find
|> Barney dead.
|>
|>
|> It's comforting to know that the evil purple one has not yet
|> absorbed the souls off all of our young.
|>
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|> Barney is the Anti-Christ

My 10 year old brother came up with this version of the
Barney Song:

I hate you.
You hate me.
We're a dysfunctional
family.
With a kick,
and a punch,
we'll knock him to the floor.
No more purple
Dinosaur.

-Spitz

(Purple is evil.)

[Drew Maxwell]

>|> my 5 year old cousin introduced me to the proper version
>|> of the Barney song. It's sung to the tune of 'This old man':

(Two neatly disgusting Barney-bashing songs follow)

I still personally prefer the "Jurassic Park" version...

I eat you, you feed me.
This is called symbiotry.

With a chomp-smack, whackity-whack, Jurassic Park is on.
And evolution rolls along.

And..aww, what the heck, call this a re-de-lurking.
I have been reading. A.S.Best for ages, but never, well... had anything
to post about, save for a very old story of mine that comes around here
from time to time... :)

--Drew Maxwell, "That furry, kinky cheetah guy
who made the MUCK where furries roam."