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PeeWee Herman Joke ???

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sur...@pathcom.com

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Jul 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/27/96
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Friday July 26 / 96
Today on the radio in Toronto, CHUM-FM DJ Roger Ashby referred
to a joke about PeeWee Herman that had the punch line:

"The guy in front of Pee Wee Herman at the movies"

The DJ could only remember the punch line and not the joke,
so this listener calls in and tells him the joke off the air,
and he comes back on air and says he can't repeat the joke but
says it was really funny etc etc....
Anyone know what the joke was?

Please post here, or e-mail me direct at sur...@pathcom.com
Thanks a bunch!!

James Strub

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Jul 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/28/96
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IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM GETTING BUSTED JACKING OFF IN THE MOVIES

Jeremy Arnold

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Jul 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/28/96
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In article <4teghp$j...@dfw-ixnews7.ix.netcom.com>,
aj...@ix.netcom.com (James Strub ) wrote:

The Joke is:

Name two famous people who got shot in the back of the head:

John F. Kennedy

and

The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman at the movies.

:)

Stephen H. Houchen

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Jul 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/30/96
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>Today on the radio in Toronto, CHUM-FM DJ Roger Ashby referred
>to a joke about PeeWee Herman that had the punch line:
>
>"The guy in front of Pee Wee Herman at the movies"
>
>The DJ could only remember the punch line and not the joke,
>so this listener calls in and tells him the joke off the air,
>and he comes back on air and says he can't repeat the joke but
>says it was really funny etc etc....
>Anyone know what the joke was?

Along the same lines...

Q: What are Pee Wee Herman's two favorite baseball teams?
A: The Expos and the Yanks.

Q: What do Pee Wee Herman and O.J. Simpson have in common?
A: Both have been arrested for abusing their loved ones.

--Steve
shho...@aud.alcatel.com

Ba Phan

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Jul 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/31/96
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What different between O.J. and PEE WEE?

It only takes 12 jerks to get O.J. off!!!


In article <4tjl41$p...@news01.aud.alcatel.com>, shho...@aud.alcatel.com
says...

Michael Mullen

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Aug 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/6/96
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On Wed, 31 Jul 1996 23:11:53 GMT, b...@atl.com (Ba Phan) wrote:

>What different between O.J. and PEE WEE?
>
>It only takes 12 jerks to get O.J. off!!!
>

Thats a good one!

I saw an ambulance outside of the local movie theater, and was
told that PeeWee Herman, just had a massive stroke.


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Gerald L. Edwards

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Aug 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/7/96
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In article <3207976b...@news.3-cities.com>, mmu...@3-cities.com says...


PeeWee Herman -- Coming in a theater near you.


Steve Conover, Sr.

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Aug 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/7/96
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Gerald L. Edwards wrote:
>
> PeeWee Herman -- Coming in a theater near you.

Name 2 people who were shot in the back of the head in a theater.

(A: Abe Lincoln, and the guy who sat in front of Pee Wee Herman.)

Timothy Regler

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Aug 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/8/96
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let he with the free hand cast the first stone!

Michael Mullen

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Aug 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/8/96
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On 8 Aug 1996 03:08:04 GMT, tr...@usa.pipeline.com(Timothy Regler) wrote:

>let he with the free hand cast the first stone!

ah yes that reminds me of an old favorite:

Jesus came upon a women being stoned by a mob. Running up to the
women to protect her he yells, "Let he who is without sin throw the first
stone."
A moment of silence follows.. when out of the crowd a rock is
thrown, and hits Jesus on the side of the head.
Jesus falls to the ground, grabs his head and yells, "Damn it
mother, I wish you'd just stay out of this."


Trax: In the Name of the Dad, The Kid, and The Spook

Gaven Miller

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Aug 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/10/96
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Michael Mullen (mmu...@3-cities.com) wrote:
> I saw an ambulance outside of the local movie theater, and was
> told that PeeWee Herman, just had a massive stroke.

And then the guy beat PeeWee up.

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I believe you meant Abraham Lincoln instead of John F. Kennedy!!!
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