Funny PORNO names!
Ed Slifer
many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
Creamer vs. Creamer
Any other ones?
Ed
susv...@altair.selu.edu
The Bitches of Eastwick
Linda
Adam Darby
hannah and her fisters
Spectre
Ok, Now your into my territory...I work at a video store...
Good Morning Sigon.
Good Morning Tasha Rae.
Crocodile Blondi.
Honey I Blew the Kids.
Out for Blood.
The Anus Family.
There's just a couple off the top of my head...
give me a few days, and I'll have hundreds...
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how about
Backside to the future
Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
Dickman and Throbin
Thats all i can think of right now. And yes I do think those titles are
actually from movies.
John Weatherbie
>In <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
>> Creamer vs. Creamer
>how about
> Backside to the future
> Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
> Dickman and Throbin
Splatman
Caption on tape >> "A lone figure spurts into the night"
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ow
>> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
>>
>> For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
>>
>> Creamer vs. Creamer
>>
>> Any other ones?
>>
>> Ed
>>
>
> Backside to the future
> Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
> Dickman and Throbin
>
>actually from movies.
>
Star Trek: The Sex Generation
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>
> In article <1mbnp2...@lester.appstate.edu>, GRS0...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU (*GR
> S9999102) writes:
> >In <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
> >
> >> Maybe this has been done recently. But, I thought it would be funny to see h
> ow
> >> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
> >>
> >> For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
> >>
> >> Creamer vs. Creamer
> >
> > Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
> > Dickman and Throbin
> >
Romancing the Bone
ALAN WRIGHT VEROSTICK
>
>>In <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
>
>>how about
>> Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
>> Dickman and Throbin
>
>Caption on tape >> "A lone figure spurts into the night"
>
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Jungle Beaver
White Men Can't Hump
On Golden Blonde
The Penetrator
Rambone
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Hobbit
>> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
>>
>> For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
>>
>> Creamer vs. Creamer
>>
>> Any other ones?
>>
>> Ed
>>
>The Bitches of Eastwick
>Linda
Well, I'm not sure that this spoofs a "mainstream" movie title, but I've got
to give the creativity award for all-time warped naming to the "author" of
the film:
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
No @#$%^
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> In article <1mbnp2...@lester.appstate.edu>, GRS0...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU (
> S9999102) writes:
> >In <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
> >
> >> Maybe this has been done recently. But, I thought it would be funny to se
> ow
> >> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
> >>
> >> For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
> >>
> >> Creamer vs. Creamer
> >>
> >> Any other ones?
> >>
> >> Ed
> >>
> >
> >how about
> > Backside to the future
> > Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
> > Dickman and Throbin
> >
> >Thats all i can think of right now. And yes I do think those titles are
> >actually from movies.
> >
> 2069: A Sex Odyssey
> Star Trek: The Sex Generation
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christopher motherway
> In article <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ed Slif
> > Maybe this has been done recently. But, I thought it would be funny to see
> > many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
> >
> > For example (not mine, i heard it in some movie),
> >
> > Creamer vs. Creamer
> >
> > Any other ones?
> >
> > Ed
> >
>
>
> The Bitches of Eastwick
>
> Linda
On Golden Blonde
Sex Trek III: The Search For C_ck
Sperminator
Chris Wolvie
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>> > Creamer vs. Creamer
>> >
>> The Bitches of Eastwick
>>
>On Golden Blonde
>Sex Trek III: The Search For C_ck
>Sperminator
Field Of Wet Dreams- "If you stroke it, it will come."
=)
Daniel B Case
>how's about:
>
>hannah and her fisters
Hannah and her Blisters is the one I heard.
Daniel B Case
>Of course you can't forget:
>
>Rambone!
Or the gay version, Rambutt (costarring Rock Hudson)
Vladimir Zhivov
The Anus Family.
Amitava Biswas
>In article <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ed Slifer) writes:
>> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
>> Creamer vs. Creamer
>The Bitches of Eastwick
Flashpants
Fleshdance
Bimbo: Hot Blood Part II
Romancing the Bone
Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
On Golden Blonde
Crocodile Blondee
Star Whores
Whore of the Worlds
Miami Spice
*All actual titles, from a video store catalogue*
Glory Card!
Gretchen
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11mw...@gallua.gallaudet.edu
> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
Rambone is a porn star known for his *ahem* large anatomy. I did happen to see
a movie once called...
Ramb-ohhhh
...which may be the one you're thinking of. When I get some time, I'll add
more to this thread.
PSYCHO
11MW...@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Jean Michael Beaupre
|> >In article <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ed Slifer) writes:
|> >> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream titles.
|>
|> >> Creamer vs. Creamer
|> >The Bitches of Eastwick
|>
|>
|> Flashpants
|> Fleshdance
|> Bimbo: Hot Blood Part II
|> Romancing the Bone
|> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
|> On Golden Blonde
|> Crocodile Blondee
|> Star Whores
|> Whore of the Worlds
|> Miami Spice
|>
Naked Bun 2 1/2
Dances with Foxes (my personal favorite)
|>
|>
|>
|>
Joel Garry
> In article <1993Feb23....@dragon.acadiau.ca>, 890...@dragon.acadiau.
> (John Weatherbie) writes:
> >GRS0...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU (*GRS9999102) writes:
> >
> >>In <C2u76...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> eds3...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
> >
> >>> Creamer vs. Creamer
> >>how about
> >> Backside to the future
> >> Fatliners -=you figure it out=-
> >> Dickman and Throbin
> >
> >Splatman
> >Caption on tape >> "A lone figure spurts into the night"
> >
> >--
> >----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >John Weatherbie >> 890...@acadiau.ca
> >Acadia University, Wolfville, NS, Canada
> The fastest thing about a Macintosh is the speed at which it is replaced by
> ew model that is exactly the same.
> >----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> How's about:
>
> Jungle Beaver
> White Men Can't Hump
> On Golden Blonde
> The Penetrator
> Rambone
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> "Ambition flies on sliver wings, searching for a crown. King of kings, they
A Boy and His Dog.
Spectre
Rambone was the actor (18 inches I believe) and he had a few movies,
the only title I can remember is.
Rambone the destroyer.
-Spectre
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MIn <1993Feb25...@gallua.gallaudet.edu> 11mw...@gallua.gallaudet.edu writes:
And still more along these lines.
Robocock
- Not sure if thats the movie or the actor.
Objoke: It's in there, just look for it.
-john
Eric W. Mitchell
: Crocodile Blondee
Haven't seen it, but I can imagine the inevitable line delivered by
a suitably well endowed male:
"Penis? That ain't a penis. Now, THIS is a penis..." <WHUD!!!>
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Ed Vorst
>Well, I'm not sure that this spoofs a "mainstream" movie title, but I've got
>to give the creativity award for all-time warped naming to the "author" of
>the film:
> Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Yea but the movie really sucked (no pun intended). Gotta love those
home-made handicam porno flics.
Allyson Kay Ford
Back Door Bandits
;-)
Redhot
Godfrey Degamo
Cumalot
Scott Anderson
On 02-25-93 Jean Beaupre snarled to All...
A > |> >> many funny names for pornos could be made by spoofing mainstream
A > titles.
A > |>
A > |> >> Creamer vs. Creamer
A > |> >The Bitches of Eastwick
A > |>
A > |>
A > |> Flashpants
A > |> Fleshdance
A > |> Bimbo: Hot Blood Part II
A > |> Romancing the Bone
A > |> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
A > |> On Golden Blonde
A > |> Crocodile Blondee
A > |> Star Whores
A > |> Whore of the Worlds
A > |> Miami Spice
A > Naked Bun 2 1/2
A > Dances with Foxes (my personal favorite)
How about "Edward Penishands"?
... OFFLINE 1.41 * He who refuses to listen is lying.
Ed Vorst
>In article <1993Feb25.0...@leland.Stanford.EDU>, a...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Amitava Biswas) writes:
>> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
>Rambone is a porn star known for his *ahem* large anatomy. I did happen to see
>a movie once called...
>Ramb-ohhhh
Interesting when you think of the fact that Stallone started his career in
soft-porn flicks.
Jim Viner
Honey, I spunked the kids
Robin Hood - Prince of Thighs
Big
The Cunt of Red October - presumably some menstrual film
Fuckday the 13th
Jimbo!
Alan Wilson
>How about:
>Back Door Bandits
>;-)
>Redhot
Or how about (and this kills two stones with one bird):-
Redhead October.
sl...@cc.usu.edu
The spermanater
and my favorite Buttman
Mohan R. Ramanathan
this in the adult section and had to leave the store because I was
laughing so hard....
>> Regarding Hiney <<
Ryan Kolter
"Yank My Doodle, it's a dandy"
--Hills
opfe...@jupiter.fnbc.com
> >> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
> >
> >Rambone is a porn star known for his *ahem* large anatomy. I did
happen to see
> >a movie once called...
> >
> >Ramb-ohhhh
> >
> >...which may be the one you're thinking of. When I get some time, I'll
add
> >more to this thread.
> >
> > PSYCHO
> >
11MW...@gallua.gallaudet.edu
> >
>
> Rambone was the actor (18 inches I believe) and he had a few
movies,
> the only title I can remember is.
>
> Rambone the destroyer.
>
> -Spectre
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>> * My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care
>*
>> * if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
>
>Who could forget the classic "BLAZING ZIPPERS"
>
or how about "City Lickers"
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> A > |>
> A > |> Flashpants
> A > |> Fleshdance
> A > |> Bimbo: Hot Blood Part II
> A > |> Romancing the Bone
> A > |> Rambone (I'm not sure if this was a movie or a porn star)
> A > |> On Golden Blonde
> A > |> Crocodile Blondee
> A > |> Star Whores
> A > |> Whore of the Worlds
> A > |> Miami Spice
> A > Naked Bun 2 1/2
> A > Dances with Foxes (my personal favorite)
>
>How about "Edward Penishands"?
>
There's also the cinematic classics:
"Backside to the Future"
"When Larry Ate Sally"
And, some are funny just for their sheer blatancy:
"Shut Up and Fuck Me!"
"Blondes With Big Tits"
"If it Moves, Fuck It"
etc.
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Try these
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The all-time greatest, mother-of-all porno movie titles was on a
XXX-rated flick about a blue space alien who crash lands near a
Hollywood hills home and proceeds to get involved in the, er,
activities, of its residents.
The best scene occurs when one of the girls comes in and finds him
asleep on a couch in the otherwise unoccupied house. In a typical bit
of porno movie plot development, she announces, "God, I'm horny!", and
decides to check out our sleeping hero.
She gingerly tiptoes over to the couch, and quietly lifts up the
blanket covering him. As she peeks underneath at his crotch, her
expression turns to disgust, and she exclaims, "Ewww! Even *I'm* not
*that* horny!"
The name of this masterpiece of the cinema? In spidery lettering, it's:
E-Three: The Extra Testicle
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> Try these
> Kindergarten Cock
>
> RoboCock
Romancing the Bone
Ghostlusters
RamBone
Mario
bleh
Actually, not a name, but a funny line from a porno movie:
[A man is sitting at his desk, pants 'round his ankles. A woman is kneeling
at his feet, obviously about to fellate him]
She: wait... do you love me? do you respect me?
He: Of course I respect you... now suck my dick, bitch!!!
I guess you had to be there...
-Koushik
Steve Zahner
White Men Can't Hump
Joey Buttafuoco
Satisfaction Jackson
Santosh Bungay
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Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm (real title)
starring Capt. Kwark, Boner, Scooter (I think) and of course Mr. Sperm
It was more of a spoof of a couple of old episodes merged into one plot
(? is there ever one? <grin> ).
Then there could always be:
Sex Trek I: The Wrath of Cum
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What about these:
"Sex Trek" series
"Married With Hormones" (with the Undy's, not Bundy's)
"Regarding Hiney"
"Tush" (instead of "Rush")
"Do the White Thing"
"Coming On America"
Pushpak Bapat
Some more:
ET: The Extra Testicle.
Piddler on the roof.
One who blew over the cuckoo's breast.
Shat on a hot tin roof.
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S.E. Rigden
> Try these
> Kindergarten Cock
>
> RoboCock
Come on, now you're just making them up :-)
Jean Michael Beaupre
|>
|> Satisfaction Jackson
F*cker, a man and his cream
W. Jon Shaib
In a previous article, psb...@mtu.edu (Pushpak Bapat) says:
>In article <ubigpig.731708936@mcl>, ubi...@mcl.ucsb.edu (Jeremy Dodd) writes:
>> In <73091481...@tdkt.kksys.com> Scott.A...@f31.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Scott Anderson) writes:
> What about these:
> "Sex Trek" series
> "Married With Hormones" (with the Undy's, not Bundy's)
> "Regarding Hiney"
> "Tush" (instead of "Rush")
> "Do the White Thing"
> "Coming On America"
>
>
>Some more:
>
>ET: The Extra Testicle.
>Piddler on the roof.
>One who blew over the cuckoo's breast.
>Shat on a hot tin roof.
>
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>Pushpak Bapat | If people can't communicate, the
>e-mail: psb...@mtu.edu | least they can do is to shut up!!
>Michigan Technological University | - Tom Lehrer
has anyone mentione those already: (they _do_ exist)
Titty slickers
Beaverly Hills Cop
Hanna Does her sisters (a lesbian flick ;-)
cordially,
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