WANTED: Canonical list of 'Yo momma' + 'Mummy Mummy' (4/12)

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Barry Blaes

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Jun 14, 1995, 3:00:00 AM6/14/95
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Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy...
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat she had a run in her jeans.
Yo mama so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Mama so fat she has 2 area codes...
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo Mama so fat she irons her pants in the driveway...
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air she got stuck...
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free
Willy.
Yo mama so fat she lives in two time zones: supper time and dinner
time.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she runs on diesel...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skiddles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo mama so fat She thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo Mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper...
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she uses the freeways as a slip N slide...
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she won Miss Bessie the Cow 94.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that ever time she farts, you have to re-build your
house.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch
mark.
Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
pictures.
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
jumping.
Yo mama so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
up.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
backing up.
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