K Puns
Tim Bruening
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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K-Monster: A typeface that watches you.
K-Krause: The guy who wrote B-Ryce.
Tim Bruening
nemo
Irish potter: K O'Lynn.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!
Tim Bruening
nemo
K-Pon: Male chicken that's been made in-K-ponble!
Tim Bruening
KC at the batt.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
Do U know anyone name KT?
Tim Bruening
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the batt.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
Do U know anyone name KT?
Tim Bruening
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the batt.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-O.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter.
Tim Bruening
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the bat.
KD.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-O.
KP.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter.
nemo
I know someone called BT. She's very good at making scrambled eggs.
Scramble: Telling a male bovine to bugger off!
nemo
that's two
nemo
three . . .
nemo
FOUR!!!!
You've broken your record! Here. Have some glue!
Tim Bruening
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the bat.
KD.
K-Dence: Musical K.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-Ger, K-Ging: Ks that lock up zoo animals.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
Buy Ks at K-Mart!
K-Ning: K that diciplines criminals in Singapore.
K-O.
KP.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Ser: Knight K.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter: K that serves food.
Do U know anyone named KT?
Have U ever gone K-Ving?
nemo
Yeah! And I found Cannabis growing down there. It was a Pot Hole!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pothole
Tim Bruening
Dupli-K-tion, Indi-K-ting, O-K-sion, Syndi-K-tion, Va-K-tion, and
Vo-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
K-Star: Unfortunately-named singer with a big arse!
nemo
> Ex-K-vation.
That's that rubble!
Tim Bruening
Dedi-K-tion, Defe-K-ting, Defe-K-tion, Invo-K-tion, Lo-K-tion,
Provo-K-ting, Provo-K-tion, Repli-K-tin, Repli-K-tion, Sophisti-K-tion,
Syndi-K-tion, Vindi-K-ting, and Vindi-K-tion.
nemo
I tole dew: Ration K-Puns!
And even word-plays were in short supply in those days and people had to
wait in line for them. Hence Ration Queue Puns!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Any plans for a K Pun eradi-K-tion campaign?
Tim Bruening
Desi-K-ted, Desi-K-ting, Desi-K-tion, Fabri-K-ting, Fabri-K-tion,
Lubri-K-ting, and Lubri-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
Relo-K-ting, Relo-K-tion, Revo-K-ting, Revo-K-tion, Tuni-K-ting,
Tuni-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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K-Tel: Cheap, mail-order rubbish!
nemo
the vases as top priority!
nemo
> Authenti-K-ting, Authenti-K-tion, Communi-K-ting, Communi-K-tion,
> Desi-K-ted, Desi-K-ting, Desi-K-tion, Fabri-K-ting, Fabri-K-tion,
> Lubri-K-ting, and Lubri-K-tion.
I wonder what K Starr's K-ster looked like!
http://members.tripod.com/~Kay_Starr/main.html
Remember 'er?
nemo
> Dislo-K-ting, Dislo-K-tion, Disqualifi-K-tion, Qualifi-K-tion,
> Relo-K-ting, Relo-K-tion, Revo-K-ting, Revo-K-tion, Tuni-K-ting,
> Tuni-K-tion.
Dislo-K-ting: A short, musical Chiropractor.
They used to be called Osteopaths but that was way back when their only form
of transport was four-legged.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Indy Fatty Gobble NUmbo One Punster!
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Invo-K-tion, Pontifi-K-tion.
K-pon: K-strated male chicken.
These damned farmers will lop the balls off anything. What a feeling of
*power* it must give the cruel bustards!
That's why I have nothing to do with animal-derived foods. None of those
those chickens' balls are on my head!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Lets get 2 work eradi-K-ting terrorism!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43F17592...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43EFCA13...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Appli-K-ting, Appli-K-tion, Compli-K-tin, Compli-K-tion, Dedi-K-ting,
> > > > Dedi-K-tion, Defe-K-ting, Defe-K-tion, Invo-K-tion, Lo-K-tion,
> > > > Provo-K-ting, Provo-K-tion, Repli-K-tin, Repli-K-tion,
> Sophisti-K-tion,
> > > > Syndi-K-tion, Vindi-K-ting, and Vindi-K-tion.
> > >
> > > I tole dew: Ration K-Puns!
> > >
> > > And even word-plays were in short supply in those days and people had to
> > > wait in line for them. Hence Ration Queue Puns!
> >
> > Any plans for a K Pun eradi-K-tion campaign?
> >
> Not yet. We're going to concentrate all our K-pabilities on era dick ating
> the vases as top priority!
On K-Bull TV?
nemo
nemo
Canter gue with that!
Priority one: Stop Dubbaya calling it Teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzm!
Tim Bruening
Advo-K-tion
Alter-K-tion.
Appli-K-tion.
Avo-K-tion.
Convo-K-tion.
Dedi-K-tion.
Depre-K-tion.
Impli-K-tion.
Imprea-K-tion.
Invo-K-tion.
K-aoes.
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the bat.
KD.
K-Dence: Musical K.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-Ger, K-Ging: Ks that lock up zoo animals.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
Buy Ks at K-Mart!
K-Ning: K that diciplines criminals in Singapore.
K-O.
KP.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Ser: Knight K.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter: K that serves food.
Do U know anyone named KT?
Have U ever gone K-Ving?
Medi-K-tion.
Pacifi-K-tion.
Pontifi-K-tion.
Specifi-K-tion.
Va-K-tion.
Vindi-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
Masti-K-tion, Specifi-K-ting, SpecifiK-tion.
Tim Bruening
K-Ling, K-Ty.
nemo
> Extra-K-ting, Extra-K-tion, Fabri-K-ting, Fabri-K-tion, Masti-K-ting,
> Masti-K-tion, Specifi-K-ting, SpecifiK-tion.
Special OK-shun?
nemo
> Adjudi-K-ting, Adjudi-K-tion, Extra-K-ting, Extra-K-tion, K-oling,
> K-Ling, K-Ty.
Survival foods supplied by Miss Kay Ration?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
And Mc-K of Atlantis.
nemo
Something very fishy about that plaice!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
KC at the batt.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
Do U know anyone name KT?
Mortifi-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
My dad has 2 K-9s.
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the bat.
KD.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-O.
KP.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43EFCA13...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Appli-K-ting, Appli-K-tion, Compli-K-tin, Compli-K-tion, Dedi-K-ting,
> > Dedi-K-tion, Defe-K-ting, Defe-K-tion, Invo-K-tion, Lo-K-tion,
> > Provo-K-ting, Provo-K-tion, Repli-K-tin, Repli-K-tion, Sophisti-K-tion,
> > Syndi-K-tion, Vindi-K-ting, and Vindi-K-tion.
>
> I tole dew: Ration K-Puns!
>
> And even word-plays were in short supply in those days and people had to
> wait in line for them. Hence Ration Queue Puns!
Any plans for a K Pun eradi-K-tion campaign?
Demar-K-tion, Embar-K-tion.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
And Mc-K of Atlantis.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Ex-K-vation.
XK vation, shurley?
By ancient film-makers? RKO logists?
Owzat?? Cybe and his gang would never have thought of that one in a yillion
mears!
Tim Bruening
My dad has 2 K-9s.
K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.
KC at the bat.
KD.
K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.
K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.
K-O.
KP.
K-Per: Price of the letter K.
K-Pon: To climp upon a K.
K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.
K-Sing: Musical Ks.
K-Ter.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
And Mc-K of Atlantis.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
And Mc-K of Atlantis.
Tim Bruening
K-Per: Price of the letter K.