February 24 Puns
Tim Bruening
Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
Overcast: A play in the sky.
Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4238028A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Cybe is crossing the road when he trips and a rubbish truck's
front
> right
> > > wheel goes over him. A Constabule of Olde England arrives on the
scene
> and
> > > says, inevitably, "Ullo ullo ullo. What's all this then?"
> > >
> > > The driver replies: "It's nothing really, officer. My tyre's just
got a
> > > punster!"
> > >
> > > The cop, a P.C. Lurker, replies, "Look. I know this man, sir.
Would you
> > > kindly re-phrase that statement using the words, 'alleged punster'
or I
> > > shall have to arrest you for Obstructing the Police in the
Execution of
> > > their Victim . . .er, I mean Duty!?"
> > >
> > > The driver *refused* and was taken into custardy, and served up
for
> dessert
> > > in the police canteen next day.
> >
> > Under Toad: Amphibian that drags you under.
> >
> Like if you drown in your Meusli at breakfast because you get dragged
under
> by a very strong currant!
Currant: Electrical insect.
Tim Bruening
Biking: Gay king.
Biking: Farewell to a king.
Hiking: Greeting to a king.
Hiking: Far up king.
Harping: Stringed bell.
Tim Bruening
Adverse: Singing commercials.
Amuse: One poet.
Bemuse: Buzzing insect poet.
Diverse: Swan song.
Reverse: To sing again.
Universe: A song with just one verse.
Tim Bruening
AC: Any very large expanse of water or electricity.
AM: One's location, as in, "Here AM."
AD: Very brave UK lady War Correspondent.
BC: Ocean in the past.
Tim Bruening
headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405810F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
> >
> > Overcast: A play in the sky.
> >
> > Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
> >
> >
> Broadcast: Tossed her into the river.
> Castigate: Threw the entrance into the road.
> Instigate: Threw it very fast.
> Castor oil: Threw out her make-up. (Tammy Fay)
> Lubricate: Getting Cate oiled.
Casting: Tossed the bell into the river.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> still!!)
> > > >
> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > >
> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> >
> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
>
> Subclass: In a school's cellar.
>
> Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
>
> Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!
Substage: Where subplots are played out.
Tim Bruening
ynotssor wrote:
> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:7oDUb.1152$cG4...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com
>
> > ...that someone stopped payment on your sanity check
> > ...when you pass a bank you suffer withdrawal symptoms
> > ...you think bankruptcy is a fate worse than debt!
>
> I've decided to quit Thanksgiving cold turkey.
Crazy: Insane ocean.
Tim Bruening
Subalpine: Sad underwater Presidential candidate from 2000.
Subbass: Underwater metal music.
Subculture: Underwater art.
Subhepatic: Parasite on an underwater snake.
Subvert: Underwater Green Party.
nemo
I thought you grew seaweed in a subplot.
nemo
. . full of noto wry arse East End gangsters!
nemo
. . whose Chairman is Ferdy Gris?
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ynotssor wrote:
Crazy: Insane ocean.
Cra Z: Insane computer or zombie.
Tim Bruening
nemo
>
> Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
>
> Overcast: A play in the sky.
>
> Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
>
Ferric Chloride: A journey where one is carried along by a giant spliked
armoured gauntlet.
nemo
nemo
nemo
BTW. The 1953 film 'Knights of the Round Table' is on Channel 5 at the
moment. Never seen anything so terribly corny in my life!
nemo
Subplot: Where sea weeds grow.
nemo
Have to look dat one up in Dybbuk!
nemo
Underwater greens are no good to me. I'd drown eating them!
What about the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid
Party??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_political_parties#United_Kingdom
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
CFCs: Oceans that deplete the ozone layer.
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nemo wrote:
Fer Rick: Iron man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
What good is a chamber pot made of string?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
How about "Knights of the Roundtable Pizza"?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
And mermaids are buried.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Look up weird Australian parties too.
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nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405810F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
> >
> > Overcast: A play in the sky.
> >
> > Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
> >
> >
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Mad Magazine: Insane periodical.
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Ocean Nick: Merman.
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Day celebrating a prankster (spinning joke): Saint Pat Tricks Day.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:409F2DC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:simwah-156D6A....@netnews.attbi.com...
> > > > > > In article <vecjov4r8et97gk0e...@4ax.com>,
> > > > > > Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hindu-Swiss cheese: Holey Cow!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I get my holey cheese from the Dairy Llama.
> > > > > > --
> > > > > Which cheese to chose probably puts you on the horns of a Dalai
> Lama.
> > > > >
> > > > > (He's Buddhist BTW, not Hindu.)
> > > >
> > > > Emu: Cow on the Internet.
> > >
> > > What's a Hindu?
> > >
> > > It lays iggs!
> >
> > What's Jew with you!
> >
> > Maybe: 5th month apine.
>
> Av bee? Does he drive a Nisan or does he travel Iya, like in a Nellycopter?
Might Bee: A strong bee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42880871...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Dear Marillin Gemalphin of the Black Ajah:
> > > >
> > > > Since you are a cat lover, I am writing to wish you a happy Hug Your
> Cat
> > > > Day today!
> > > >
> > > > Sincerely,
> > > >
> > > > Tim of the Black Ashaman.
> > >
> > > Wasn't an Ashaman the guy with a cart who used to collect the cans of
> fire
> > > remains you used to leave on your doorstep?
> > >
> > > AJAH!!!
> >
> > Have you ever gotten Rand-dy?
> >
> > CA doesn't need Moiraine!
> >
> > Have you ever been Forsaken?
>
> One of my teeth has. It's one that was extracted years ago but I still get a
> phantom pain in it sometimes.
Phan Tom: A support of Tom.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> "drmachler" <drma...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:423ADE19...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Lasting: The final bell.
> > >
> > > Pending: Writing bell.
> > >
> > > Vending: Bells for sale.
> > >
> > > Zipping: Musical pants.
> > >
> > > Shamrock: Fake rock music
> >
> > Shampoo: Fake poo.
> >
> > Champagne: Pyschosomatic illness
> >
> >
> Shambled: Fake injury.
>
> Shambles: Benefiction.
>
> Shammash: Instant potatoes.
>
> Shamming: Fake merciless king of Mungo.
>
> Shamuses: Bogus applications.
Shamble: Fake male bovine.
Shamming: Fake Chinese vase.
Tim Bruening
Baming: Sheep Chinese vase.
Forming: 4 Chinese vases.
Performing: Price of 4 Chinese vases.
Rooming: Kangaroo vase.
Swarming: Group of insect vases.
Worming: Small skinny vase in the ground.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Cocky: Key to male genitals.
> >
> > Coney: Against knees.
> >
> > Coney: Knee company.
> >
> > Copy: Police station toilet.
>
> Copycat: The police station's method of rodent control.
Rat Skis (How rodents get around on the snow).
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3EF285D8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Cuba: A line of sheep.
> >
> > Babylon: Sheep capital of Iraq.
>
> Ortolon: Bunting crap-it-all of Iraq.
> >
> > Yuba: An order to a sheep to talk.
>
> Yorruba: An order to a sheep to use its eraser.
> >
> > Thank Ewe for your attention.:)
>
> Bastard: Sheep who played the lead in a film.
>
> Leather strip: Played the lead in a Lassie film.
Steel Wool: Comes from iron sheep.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45E0B63E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
> >
> > Overcast: A play in the sky.
> >
> > Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
> >
>
> Ferric Chloride: A journey where one is carried along by a giant spliked
> armoured gauntlet.
CFCs: Oceans that deplete the ozone layer.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Fer Rick: Iron man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> >
> > > still!!)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> > > >
> > > > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
> > >
> > > Subclass: In a school's cellar.
> > >
> > > Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
> > >
> > > Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!
> >
> > Substage: Where subplots are played out.
> >
>
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405810F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
> >
> > Overcast: A play in the sky.
> >
> > Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
> >
> >
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nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4271C3E0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Gussie wrote:
>
> > ARRESTING OFFICER Cubicle worker who finds 9 to 5 TUTU tiring
> > CARNIVOROUS ...where I thought I parked it--and it doesn't come
when
> I
> > call
> > WINDOW What we hope to do at a casino
> > STUBBORN Genetically short
> > MONOMANIAC One who finds stereo too confusing
> > NESSELRODE Didn't wear seat belts
> > BUTTERBALL Goats' gala event
> > RUDE Attacked by a kangaroo
> > LOBOTOMY Having an underslung rear
> > SURFBOARD Tired of browsing the Web
> > PITCHMAN A sap collector
> > ACUMEN What space aliens do to blend in with earthlings
> > HUMERUS Actually, it's the one just above the funny bone
> > MOTH Green thtuff often found growing on brickth
> > CASTANET What a lady spider does to ensnare a gentleman
> spider--later she
> > eats him
> > CURRENT The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
> > UNIVERSE One-line poem
> > APPLE POLISHER A neat freak who owns a Mac
> > PUTREFACTION PC users group
> > STILBESTROL A pill ingested to maintain the illusion of
superiority
>
> ARSON: Arson got an A!
>
A firebug once got the petrol all over his rear end and left the
burning
building with his arson fire!
Adkins: To have more children and put them on a diet!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271C478...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 24 May 2004 14:10:15 +0200, "John Smith"
> > <som...@microsoft.com>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >: It's the Psssssssssssssidon Adventure - about a ship that gets
a
> > puncture!
> > > >:
> > > >: BIG technical continuity lapse and the end. They cut a hole in
the
> > > >upturned
> > > >: hull and no air rushed out. There should have been a gale!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Wouldn't it have blown out the torch as soon as they made the
hole?
> > > >
> > > Depends upon whether they were in a single and small compartment
and
> > the
> > > water sealed off the other buoyant areas. There would have been
just a
> >
> > small
> > > release ...
> >
> > What if the girl ant areas are sealed off?
> >
> >
> A gentleman would be girlant enough not to mention that!
Gallantry: Tree that bows and gives a gallon of juice.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271B94A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "MĆ? >" <MŠ <mĆŠMĮ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.ēųm> wrote in message
> > > news:912be.1007654$za2.1...@news.easynews.com...
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > KKK
> > > > >>
> > > > >> AAA
> > > > >
> > > > > BBB.
> > > >
> > > > YYY
> > >
> > > S? Y 3 Ys?
> >
> > 3 Ys men.
> >
> 0 2 Ys men then?
R2D2: Star Wars demon android.
C3PO: Ocean of android urine.
Tim Bruening
Combustible: Burning male cow.
Commerce: Trading computer.
Coming: Computer vase.nsect.
Derby: Bee race.
Electromagnetic: Parasite that produces light and is attractive.
Xmas: An alien chruch service.
Tim Bruening
Gundy: Demon firearms.
Heading: Leader bell.
Heady: Leader of the demons.
Heating, Heeding: Male bell.
Herding: Female bell.
Tim Bruening
Indy 500: Demon car race.
Judo: Martial arts female deer or pastry.
Putty: Golfers' beverage.
Sandy: Demon on the beach.
Toady: Frog demon.
Trendy: Fashionable demon.
Tim Bruening
Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow.
Bubble: A fat male cow.
Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
Gable: Homosexual bull.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:108i6qu...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > A young man walked into an insurance office to purchase
> > > > coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused
> > > > him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
> > > >
> > > > "I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the
> > > > same thing?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > I walked into a motorcycling accessories shop to purchase
> > > coverage for my new motorcycle.
> > >
> > > It was a big green canvas thing with eyelets round the edge to tie it
> > down
> > > round the machine!
> > >
> > > Lien times: When you're so skint you owe money on everything you
> > posses!
> >
> > Icycle: Frozen bike.
>
> Ricycle: Floating pedal-powered vehicle used in the paddy fields.
Paddy: Demon sleeping mat.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:422C3A1D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:422966B6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "The New Mr. Humor" wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Humor fans,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Let's cluck into another weekend with a brand new "Humor of
> > the
> > > Great
> > > > > > > Composers"!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Why did the fisherman take a jar of tartar sauce to listen
> > to a
> > > > > > > recording of the Quintet for Piano, Violin, Violoncello and
> > Double
> > > Bass
> > > > > in
> > > > > > > A Major, Op. posth. 114, D. 667 by the great composer Franz
> > > Schubert?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A: Because he heard there would be trout there!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > HH: trout. Trout. The Quintet for Piano, Violin, Violoncello
> > and
> > > > > Double
> > > > > > > Bass in A Major, Op. posth. 114, D. 667 by the great composer
> > Franz
> > > > > > > Schubert is known as "The Trout". Get it??? Ha Ha Ha!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Quintet: 5th celebration of the Vietnamese New Year.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why would a trout be attracted by tartar sauce?
> > > > >
> > > > > A road mender would be attracted by Tar MacAdam sauce!
> > > >
> > > > Saucer: Knight on a UFO.
> > > >
> > > A sucessful battle against flying saucers which came to Earth to steal
> > some
> > > particularly meaningful and intense lockets and chains made in Asia.
> > >
> > > In Deep Pendants Day.
> >
> > Why Asian made lockets and chains? Why not American made ones?
> >
> Think and interpret:
>
> In Deep Pendants Day becomes Indie Pendants Day!!!
>
> Sorry to broach the subject, but do you need an earring aid whenever the
> band plays the Sparse Bangled Banner?
Indy: Demon car race.
nemo
Clue Row Flew Roe Car Bornes!
I'm glad someone's remembered the ozone layer. The media over here are
ignoring it so hard it must hurt - so you can bet your bottom dollar there's
something even worse wrong with it that they don't want us to know about!
nemo
That's nuttin. I've got too much iron Ferritin around in my liver! What it's
lookin for, the doctors don't know.
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Ferrotin
nemo
It's good as a concept for a pun on Harp Poe Marx' name of course.
nemo
They could sell em in Pizza Palace!
BTW. I keep getting junk mail through my door advertising pizzas and I can
do a better one meself in ten to fifteen minutes with no dead animals in it.
I mix the dough and spread it on a plate and while that's cooking in the my
crow wave, I'm stir-frying the veggies Chinese style very quickly so that
they're done at the same time as the base.
Then I add tomato purée or tinned toms, fry it a little more and onto the
base it goes with Tahini sesame paste for cheese. All done in around 15
minutes! Viola!
(I like a musical accompaniment to my food.)
nemo
Vital statisitics of a mermaid:
38, 24 and 3/6d a pound!
nemo
It's those Copper Fish! I told yoy they'd go green!
nemo
Through the cracks between the floor-boards?
nemo
Or East End thug. (One of em was actually barmy!)
nemo
Like in Unter Z Boot?
Tim Bruening
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > > Biking: Gay king.
> > > >
> > > > Biking: Farewell to a king.
> > > >
> > > > Hiking: Greeting to a king.
> > > >
> > > > Hiking: Far up king.
> > > >
> > > > Harping: Stringed bell.
> > > >
> > > Harpo: A stringed chamber pot that never speaks.
> >
> > What good is a chamber pot made of string?
>
> It's good as a concept for a pun on Harp Poe Marx' name of course.
A Communist harp?
nemo
BCB: Very old apine.
BCB: Two-way radio communication open to all apines.
BCD: A recording of buzzing.
The disc went in the player and it made no sound.
CD-Rom Rom Rom - CD-Rom Rom!
I opened the drawer again it fell on the ground.
CD-Rom Rom Rom - CD-Rom Rom!
Heyyyy! The repair man came round!
Heyyyy! He was a greedy hound!
Heyyyy! He charged me fifty pound!
CD-Rom Rom Rom - CD-Rom Rom!
Owzat!
nemo
Vott could be verse than a song with one verse already?
Poetical section written on a square of floor covering: Versatile.
nemo
Harpo Marx: Red lines left by the strings if you fall against them with your
head!
nemo
>
> Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
>
> Overcast: A play in the sky.
>
> Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
Ironsnides: A very rude and insolent lawyer in a wheel-chair.
nemo
Mine! (pun not arse)
Hard a-port . . . !
BANG!!!! Glug - glug - glug . . . . .
Too late!
>
> Adkins: To have more children and put them on a diet!
What colour you gonna diet?
nemo
Boughs, surely.
And you've got a gallon on both sides of the pun. Eight pints would have
done instead of a repeat and can also cause one . . . . . . . . . . Hic!!
Repeat: More organic debris found in bogs.
nemo
G8OQS: Me when I was a radio hammer chewer.
I stopped because of the enormous dental bills.
I'm surprised those dental birds can get into the air with huge bills like
that!
nemo
Chrutch? A place of worship for one-legged people who walk with the aid of
long wooden devices that they hold under the arm above which the missing leg
wasn't for support?
nemo
Whose ding?
Or is that a town in Texas?
nemo
Bendy: Rubber demon with long ears because he's been Vulcanised by the heat
down there in hell.
nemo
Clerk Gable: He's got an office job!
nemo
Palliasse: A friendly backside.
nemo
A race where the crowds are kept in line by the Indiana Police!
One in a row!! Every one a Maserati!! Anna Regional I think!
And the British team pulled out of the race because they all caught
McLarengitis!
nemo
nowadays, the hysterior that lead to just about everything and everyone who
wasn't an outer nowt fascist being called a Communist had died out!
We'll have Senile Tor MacHalf Fee back next!
Hysterior: An arse that panics easily.
And without that kind of hysterior, the Untitled Slates would be today.
Homeless young lad with a beard: Street hairychin!
On BBC Radio 7 just now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio7/programmes/schedules
You can listen online.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
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> > Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
> >
> > Overcast: A play in the sky.
> >
> > Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
> >
> >
> Broadcast: Tossed her into the river.
> Castigate: Threw the entrance into the road.
> Instigate: Threw it very fast.
> Castor oil: Threw out her make-up. (Tammy Fay)
> Lubricate: Getting Cate oiled.
Casting: Tossed the bell into the river.
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