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Stablemate: Why people horse around.
Papermate: A pen pal.
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>Tim Bruening wrote:
>> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>Checkmate: A Bohemian spouse
Stablemate: Your wife/husband on your 50th anniversary.
Stale, mate? Gorr. Yer should 'av bought some fresh, mate! An' don' eat it
after it's gone mouldy or you'll get terrible belly ache, mate!
>Bobsey wrote:
Fools'mate: Jestess served.
>
>
>Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>
>Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>
Acorn: A husky vegetable.
Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> wrote in message news:3D343C59...@fea.net...
Playmate? Don't forget Big Hearted Arthur, Iythanggyeouwwww!
Primate: Playmate with a crowbar.
Solemate: The bottom of your other shoe, mate
Nemate
Why have only one? Treat yourself. Have a goipl of forks!
Stan Kegel wrote:
Infantile: A newly laid floor.
Stan Kegel wrote:
Prime Rib: What God used to make Eve.
Jokes this corny never cease to a-maize me.
I seed-at you field the same way? Grass the only wheat-o go and get better
is the farmer, see?
Phil.
You can bet your knife on that - spooner or later!
Phil.
>
Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>J. A. Mc. wrote:
Helpmate: Yenta
Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that lumber.
Neml
>J. A. Mc. wrote:
Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
Tijuana Iguana
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
Toiletry: A bathroom tree.
So, are you glad you got that off your chess?
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
Idolatry: to worship a forest.
Forest: in favor of holidays from work.
Holidays: A light sauce.
Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.
Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds", A.H.P.
Original PORG Water Wizard, R.P.
Wize(ned) Wizard, A.P.F-P-Y
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
>
>
>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
>> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>> >>
>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>> >
>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that lumber.
>> >
>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
>
>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
>Forest: in favor of holidays from work.
>Holidays: A light sauce.
Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 01:48:59 -0400, mike wheeler wrote:
>
>> In article <3D364D81...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>> tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:32:38 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net>
>>>> found these unused words floating about:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>> >>
>>>> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>>
>>>> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>
>>>Toiletry: A bathroom tree.
>>>
>> Or a hard working tree..
>
>Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.
>
That's fellatry !
The sun is a better light sauce than the moon.
Sheesh, saw that one coming!
Telemetry: Repeating it three times!
>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:51:29 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 14:53:48 -0400, "Cybe R. Wizard"
>> <cy...@cyberwizardztower.com> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>>>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 01:48:59 -0400, mike wheeler wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <3D364D81...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>>>> tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:32:38 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found
>>>>>> these unused words floating about:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>>>
>>>>>Toiletry: A bathroom tree.
>>>>>
>>>> Or a hard working tree..
>>>
>>>Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.
>>>
>> That's fellatry !
>
>Sheesh, saw that one coming!
Log on, branch out ... when you find your male, then leaf.
John's birch society.
>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:50:24 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 16:44:20 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found these
>> unused words floating about:
>>
>>
>>
>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
>>>> found these unused words floating about:
>>>>
>>>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
>>>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>> >
>>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
>>>> >lumber.
>>>> >
>>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
>>>
>>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
>>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
>> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
>Telemetry: Repeating it three times!
Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
teacher woodenly.
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
birch john society: dedicated to preserving outhouses.
> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> said the teacher woodenly.
Number one ... the Larch ...
(that's what you get for cross-Posting to non-pun groups)
You've ladle your cards down now - you're not going to a better's place...
Phil.
Tree's Son?
> >>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
> >>>> >lumber.
> >>>> >
> >>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
> >>>
> >>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
> >>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
> >> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
> >Telemetry: Repeating it three times!
> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
> teacher woodenly.
Poultry: Wood suitable for polish polish.
Conservatory: Save the rainforests! etc...
Tremendous: Excellent sapling repairers.
Phil.
Phil Hudson wrote:
Lavatory: Wash the rainforests.
Poetry: Rhyming trees.
Poultry: Flying trees.
mike wheeler wrote:
Hot me!
So Christmas is already looming larch in your awareness?
>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
Personally I like my naked women bad.
With good women you get nun!
>J. A. Mc. wrote:
Well, if you're that concerned - why the Elm don't you take it up with
Timmie? (BIG HINT: the ORIGINAL poster of the thread - see the
references list.)
He's reachable at: tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
Trepan: Boring description of an Xmas decoration.
I'd ax him, but it probably wooden help anyway. Trimming headers works,
too; otherwise I just shrub my shoulders and move on - no use pining over
it.
Greg Evans wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
> > Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> > said the teacher woodenly.
>
> Number one ... the Larch ...
Geometry: A forest becoming self-aware.
"When she was good, she was very very good.
But when she was bad she was better!"
(Nursery Rhyme)
Noah Fence, but so could this be . . . after just a very quick look, what's
wrong with:
"When she was good, she was very very good.
But when she was bad she was torrid!"
(Cursory Rhyme)
Another one:
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Why does your garden glow. . .
"Well, lyivink so near to Chernobyl what do you eykspect?" (sposed to be a
Russian accent - and she answered in Stereo from her two heads.)
AND! - Ice hay, ice hay, ice hay!
Whadda ewes say, wadda ewes say, wadda ewes say? (Apart from 'baaaaa,' that
is.)
Why should you not wear Russian underpants?
Ey dewn't knew! Why should you not wear Russian underpants?
(Fanfare)
Because Chernobyl fall out!
Nemo
You associate with naked nuns?
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
Fir ... get it !
>nemo wrote:
>But when she was bad she was poplar"
After the fire dies down, she finds her Ash is ashes.
>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>You associate with naked nuns?
It's just a bad habit.
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>You associate with naked nuns?
I try not to make it a habit.
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get in the habit.
>In article <jibljuco83qccn0qf...@4ax.com>,
>faro...@picknowl.com.au says...
>>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>
>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>
>>>With good women you get nun!
>>
>>You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>Just them two in the bathtub a while ago... cum to think of it...
You lucky devil. I still ended up with nun.
David Simpson wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
> <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>
> You associate with naked nuns?
>
Only those of the Druid faith
Stan Kegel wrote:
Where do they wear their soap?:)
Tree's Son?
> >>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
> >>>> >lumber.
> >>>> >
> >>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
> >>>
> >>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
> >>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
> >> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
> >Telemetry: Repeating it three times!
> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
> teacher woodenly.
Poultry: Wood suitable for polish polish.
>
>
>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
>> <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>> >On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>> ><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>> >>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>> >>
>> >>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>> >>
>> >>With good women you get nun!
>> >
>> >You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>> It's just a bad habit.
>
>It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get in the habit.
>
Was that habituate criminal?
>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
>> <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>
>>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>
>>>>With good women you get nun!
>>>
>>>You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>> It's just a bad habit.
>>
>With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
Where's the habitat? House'd I know, I haven't nun.
>
>
Drew's ID can be pretty intimidating, but I don't Cary lot.
Inflamatory: what a fore wrest ranger did many times over by having a crafty
smoke on a very dry day!
> Conservatory: Save the rainforests! etc...
Conservatory: Iain Duncan Smith in a fridge
--
Robin Johnson
rj at robinjohnson dot f9 dot co dot uk
http://www.robinjohnson.f9.co.uk
>In article <3D3BB6D3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
>says...
>>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>> >>
>>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>> >
>>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>> >
>>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>
>>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>
>I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>
> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
Quit pontifficating.
I'm just trying on the shoes of the fisherman. He fishes for soul.
Intoxicatory: Iain Drunken Smith in a fridge in a pub.
Lavatory: Conservative having a crap on the side of a volcano.
He lost his footing. I'd like to see a fumarole down the side of the volcano
like that!
Nemo
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
... and cures the blind and lame, just for the halibut.
>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>
>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>
>>Quit pontifficating.
>>
>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
the Pont "THEN."
It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
some get in the way..
Why would you put bridges across the street from each other?
>
>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>
>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>
>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>
>>I'm just trying on the shoes of the fisherman. He fishes for soul.
>... and cures the blind and lame, just for the halibut.
He should be ashamed of himself for taking fish from those poor
disabled folks.
>>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>>
>>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>>>
>>>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
>>
>>It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
>>the Pont "THEN."
>
>It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
>Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
>some get in the way..
That's about the LONG and the SHORT of it, IN'T?
>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 15:45:36 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
Some minnow while other pay their debts!
>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 16:07:43 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
Yep ... just something to DO WHILE I await LOOP, eh!
>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 22:48:52 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
In Holland, canally help!
>>>>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
>>>>
>>>>It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
>>>>the Pont "THEN."
>>>
>>>It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
>>>Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
>>>some get in the way..
>>
>>That's about the LONG and the SHORT of it, IN'T?
>
>Yep ... just something to DO WHILE I await LOOP, eh!
I didn't understand at first but I C++ clearly now.
> No, he did it for the love of Cod