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Paul Sears

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Mar 21, 1990, 12:34:33 PM3/21/90

Here are some CANNIBAL jokes:

What do cannibals call unborn babies??

Hors d'oeuvres

A cannibal visited a neighbor to admire his new refigerator.
"What's its storage capacity?" the man asked.
"I'm not exactly sure," the neighbor replied. "But it at least holds the two
men who brought it."

The cannibal tribe caught and ate an American family that had been on safari.
The next day, one of the cannibal boys was rummaging through their belongings
when he found a copy of PLAYBOY. He was tearing out the pictures of naked
women and stuffing them in his mouth when a friend came in.
"Say," the friend asked, "is that dehydrated stuff any good?"

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Ton Brouwer

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Mar 22, 1990, 5:10:16 AM3/22/90

This reminds me of another cannibal joke I know...

Q: What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?

A: His greengrocer.

Ton Brouwer.

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