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yba...@sunset.sedd.trw.com

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Oct 29, 1990, 5:24:48 PM10/29/90
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A few HALLOWEEN Jokes for you all...enjoy :-)

Why did the ghost cry?

Because he had a BOO BOO.
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What lives on the beach, rides a broom and casts spells?

A Sandwitch.
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Because airplanes are too big to sit on.
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What do you get when you throw the wolfman in the washer?

A wash and wear wolf.
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Why did the pirate put a pumpkin on his eye?

Because he wanted a pumpkin patch.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the devil?

Deviled Ham
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What do ghosts ride at amusement parks?

The roller ghoster.
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What did one angry skeleton say to another?

I've got a bone to pick with you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or Tweet.
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Why didn't the skeleton go trick-or-treating?

Because he didn't have any guts.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have any guts.
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Have a nice HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!!
Mary Ann :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Yes, as a Matter of Fact, I *DO* Own This Whole Damned Site

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Oct 30, 1990, 11:50:24 PM10/30/90
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Why did Dracula become a vampire?

Because he failed his blood test.

Richard Barry Shrum

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Nov 1, 1990, 8:38:13 PM11/1/90
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Pity poor Dracula; all he wanted was a little bite,

but instead they gave him a big steak!


***rICK***

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