Last summer a couple of buddies and I were camping. After a bit too much
bourbon, my buddy goes into the woods to shit. He drops his pants and grabs a
tree. One key point- he forgot to lean back and dropped a dooker into is
drawers. We didn't let him back to the campfire circle.
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"That's allz I can standz,
cuz I'z canst standz it no more."
-Popeye the Sailor