The Absolute Best Bumper Sticker!
Gregory L Hammers
"Liquor up front, and poker in the rear."
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There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable
application of high explosives.
JohnnyMak
>"Liquor up front, and poker in the rear."
That's from a T-shirt, Coed naked bartending!
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"Education is our key to the future. For tomorrow belongs to those who
prepare for it today." - Malcolm X
Dave Marulli
My kid beat up your honor student.
Crowley
Will this lot do?
Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks
USE CAUTION!
90% of people are made by accident.
Honk if you are God.
It's a dog eat dog world...and i'm wearing milkbone underwear!!!
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT!
I break for hallucinations
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer
Blondes Are Not Dumb the bumper (sticker was upside-dow)
DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN'T GET OUT!!!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!
HATE MY DRIVING, DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT!!!
Nuck Fewt
I SUPORT PUBLIK SKOOLS
ORGASM DONOR
My child made Student of the Month at Juvenile Hall
No radio. Already stolen.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would
rather be.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
My other wife is beautiful.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
Geez if you believe I'm honkus.
There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
I love animals - They taste great!
Bumpersticker on a truck in Texas:
I'd rather step in shit than smoke it.
Unless you are a haemorrhoid get off my ass
(Back in the dark years of Richard Nixon, when he was being
lambasted daily for his part in and lying about Watergate:)
Lee Harvey Oswald: Where are you, now that we need you?
(On the back of a caterer's truck:) "Nobody beats our meat!"
My child beat up your honor student
Your honor student swallows
My daughter turned down your honor student
My honor student sells the best dope
My honor student can drink yours under the table
Your honor student sells bumper stickers
Previous owner had an honor student
Your honor student never gets laid
NOJUSTICE (with the O and J in black, the rest in Red..)
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Crowley