An example would be:
Here's to heat!
Not the devastating kind that burns down shanties,
but the tantalizing kind that pulls down panties!
Here's one:
Here's to you, here's to me
May we never disagree
But it we do, FUCK YOU
Here's to me.
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>Does anybody know any humorous and, maybe,bawdy
>drinking "toasts"?
How about this one from Anton Jackson (the homeless character on "In Living
Color"):
May yo' whiskey be cold,
An' yo' women be hot,
An' all yo' problems slide right off;
Jes' like snot!
Brent
"Dere it iz!"
Here's to good friends... (pause so all will think about the beer commercial)
...and to you guys too!
Joe Fleming
also
Here's to it ...
Birds do it, Bees do it and die,
Dog's do it and get hung to it
So why don't you and I?
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This of course constitutes no agreement between myself and my employer.
From my fraternity days...
Here's to space!
When God made man, He made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left a little "thing"
When God made woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have quite enough, so He left a little "space"
Here's to space!
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The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care
To the three F's of life:
Fame Fortune and Fast women
Here's to our wives and our girlfriends --
May they never meet!
Maybe we need a PC version, though.
Here's to our spouses and our SO's --
Naah.
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Here's to those who wish us well.
Those who don't can go to blazes.
(or hell, if you prefer).
--
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Here's to you and here's to me,
May we never disagree,
But if we do,
Here's to me.
R. Andracsek
Well, I have a friend who everyone calls Toast. He's kind of humorous
and he does drink occasionally (so he's a drinking Toast)... Does that
count?
:-)
--Paul Karlin
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Carnegie Mellon University -- Pittsburgh, PA -- Undergraduate Class of 1994
I drank to your health at my wedding,
I drank to your health in my home,
I've drank to your health so many damn times,
I've almost ruined my own.
The dew may kiss the morning grass,
The clock may kiss the hours past,
A Knight may kiss a maiden lass,
And you my friends... drink hardy!
If you survive that one...
A toast for a female:
I'm not much of a drinker,
usually two at the most.
Ater one I'm under the table,
after two I'm under the host.
cheers!
I heard this one many years ago:
Here's to you,
And here's to me.
If by chance we disagree,
Screw you,
And here's to me.
*HIC*
Pleash, no mohhh. Ihm ghettim sick of the inkahal. (HIC!)
AB^2
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R. Andracsek
Here's to you and me,
Good friends we shall always be,
But if in the future we should ever disagree,
Well, fuck you, here's to me.
(not original)
J. Dubach
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here are a couple more you might enjoy:
(remeber, gender is interchangeable)
Here's to the men that we love
Here's to the men that love us
Since the men that we love aren't the men that love us
F*** them all and here's to us!!!!!!
also:
Here's to what we want
Here's to what we need
s'long as we don't get what we deserve!!!!!
any more? we are always looking for new credible reasons to drink...not that
we need them!! :*)
~~~~~Peaches
(Lifting pint glass high) Up yours, up everybody's!
Mysti
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>Does anybody know any humorous and, maybe,bawdy
>drinking "toasts"?
>
For those private occasions . . .
Here's to the Virgin Mary, who conceived without sinning;
Here's to you, my dear, may you sin without conceiving !!
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chris
Here's to the hole that never heals,
the more you rub it the better it feels.
And all of the soap and water in hell
can never wash away that fishy smell.
Kevin
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. (Menander)
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