Haiku Headlines Week in Review iss. 47
Michael Sheinbaum
Iss. xlvii. Haiku Headlines Week in Review
October 26- November 1, 1998
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international
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new peace agreement
yassir cracks down on terror
knesset kicks bibi
milosovic looks
like he's really withdrawn.
kosovo holds breath.
schroeder and the greens
now rule germany, good luck,
look at the gestalt
mitch pounds honduras,
50 rivers jump their banks,
storm won't go away.
yeltsin trip cancelled.
he's tired, is it really
'goodnight vienna'?
peace in middle east?
netanyahoo! gets big hits
but fat lady waits
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u.s.
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hillary five-one
president gives her spiffy
"i'm with horny" shirt
abortion doctor
killed in new york by sniper
world nears six billion
clever georgia cops
won't let the klan wear their masks
on halloween night
comdex or condex?
100+ exhibits
unbroken windows
"you've got threat letters!"
aol to testify
against microsoft
rent-a-c.i.a.
newt finds idea as bad
as pollard as pawn.
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sci/tech
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three, two, one lift-off
sends glenn on discovery,
aging, or ageless?
simian maths test
deprives humans of one more
unique faculty.
no for throttle-up
pilots can't take viagra
right before a flight
quantum transporter
replicates identical
photons. beam me up!
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entertainment
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negotiates bar,
moceanu lands on feet.
now she's an adult.
yankees welcomed home
with showers of confetti.
streets littered with praise.
orgazmo one star
guaranteed to offend all,
so sez the critic.
unknown picasso
paintings for sale, saved by his
lover dora maar.
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Material written by: Alexander Alkman, David Franks, Jim Grover, Maggie
Minnesota, Jim Rosenberg, Alice Shafer, Michael Sheinbaum, Nadeen
Thomas, and Richard Vance
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