Funny Oaths to Swear by
Xevioso
Hi! I was wondering if anyone knew about where to go for a
list of funny oaths or curses. I dont mean dirty things, but oaths
like...
Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!
Well, Roll me in batter and bake me for forty minutes!
Zeuses patchookas!
Well, Honk my hooter!
Things like that. I'd like to see if enough people would contribute
to get a list together. They are easy to make up and can be funny as
hell if you try. Does anyone have any suggestions?
---Jeremy
chsw...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
> Hi! I was wondering if anyone knew about where to go for a
>list of funny oaths or curses. I dont mean dirty things, but oaths
>like...
> Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!
> Well, Roll me in batter and bake me for forty minutes!
> Zeuses patchookas!
> Well, Honk my hooter!
Well, screw me sideways and paint me pink.
Ruben Cortez
bobs...@lamar.colostate.edu (Xevioso) wrote:
> Hi! I was wondering if anyone knew about where to go for a
>list of funny oaths or curses. I dont mean dirty things, but oaths
>like...
> Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!
> Well, Roll me in batter and bake me for forty minutes!
> Zeuses patchookas!
> Well, Honk my hooter!
>Things like that. I'd like to see if enough people would contribute
>to get a list together. They are easy to make up and can be funny as
>hell if you try. Does anyone have any suggestions?
>---Jeremy
A friend of mine during college used to say, and you have to insert
the heaviest possible West Texas drawl, "Well, part my hair with a
pork chop!"
Ruben
Wayne Scott
Well, suck me silly.
Well, yankee my doodle!
Brandon Miller
In article <333ACF...@unity.ncsu.edu>,
Ralph Ray Craig <rrc...@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote:
>chsw...@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu wrote:
>>
>> > Hi! I was wondering if anyone knew about where to go for a
>> >list of funny oaths or curses. I dont mean dirty things, but oaths
>> >like...
>> > Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!
>> > Well, Roll me in batter and bake me for forty minutes!
>> > Zeuses patchookas!
>> > Well, Honk my hooter!
>>
>
Well, twick my Tweeter
David Mitchell
In article <3338c572...@news.colostate.edu>, Xevioso
<bobs...@lamar.colostate.edu> writes
>hell if you try. Does anyone have any suggestions?
>
>---Jeremy
Well strap me to a tree and call me Brenda.
(Coined, I think, by a chap called Viv Stanshall (spelling ?))
--
David Mitchell
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Jeffery Chow
: >> > Hi! I was wondering if anyone knew about where to go for a
: >> >list of funny oaths or curses. I dont mean dirty things, but oaths
: >> >like...
: >> > Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!
From an old "In Living Color" episode:
"Well touch me in the morning and just walk away!"
(taken from the 'Men on Books' skit)
Jeff
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Christina M. Scott
Well Blow Me Down !
Tina...
charles
Christina M. Scott wrote:
>
> Well Blow Me Down !
>
> Tina...
AndyS
Christina M. Scott wrote:
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> Well Blow Me Down !
>
> Tina...
Way too tempting to pass up...
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- Andy (Well, set my head on fire and put it out with a rake!) S.
--
A little nonsense now and then
is relished by the wisest men.
- W. Wonka
John Webster
Gaven Miller
> Christina M. Scott wrote:
> > Well Blow Me Down !
Nah. I'd rather blow you up...
KABOOM!
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Shatter me!
If it's really bad
Shatter me dead!
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chas...@gmail.com
Colder den a Witches tit... wearing a brass bra.
....be late to my own funeral!
....day late n and dolla short!
I'll be... That musta cost you a pretty penny.
If I were to get an extra free dolla.. bet ur ass off I'd get you to halla.