karnak jokes ie Johnny Carson Style

[Heinz Schaffner]

I am looking for any Karnak-style jokes that anyone may remember
(Or has come up with on their own).

Please send to :

scha...@trooa.enet.dec.com

Thanks
Heinz Schaffner

[Dave Polakowski]

Heinz Schaffner <he...@the-wire.com> wrote:
>
> I am looking for any Karnak-style jokes that anyone may remember
> (Or has come up with on their own).

And the answer is:

Lorana Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and O. J. Simpson.

Name a butcher, a baker, and a license plate maker.

(Is that OK?)

Dave P.

[troy trimble]

There's some I remember that's worth posting to everyone.

A: Bonzo, Goodyear, and Bush
Q: Name a chimp, a blimp, and a wimp.

A: Piggly Wiggly
Q: Describe Kermit's wedding night.

A: 1941, 2001, 2010
Q: Name two movies and the next time you'll see Jim Baaker.

Later,
TT

[Kass Johns]

My all time favorite:

A: Sis, boom, bah

Q: Describe the noise made by an exploding sheep.

--
-Kass Johns
ka...@wookie.colospgs.co.us

[Scott Reeve]

A: Mount Baldi
Q: What did Yul Brenner's wife do on their wedding night?

[-Coulter,K.J.]

In article <3g5v0j$f...@netnews.alf.dec.com>,

Heinz Schaffner <he...@the-wire.com> wrote:
>I am looking for any Karnak-style jokes that anyone may remember
>(Or has come up with on their own).

A: 20,000 Leagues under the sea
Q: What is the mailing address of the Libyan Navy?

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[Harold Freshour]

A:The Hair Club for Men.
Q:Name an anti-theft device for toupees.

A: FDIC
Q:What were Dan Quayle's grades in his first year in law school?

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====Harold==Freshour=============fm...@cleveland.freenet.edu===================

[John Van Den Heuvel]

On 6 Feb 1995, Harold Freshour wrote:

>
> A:The Hair Club for Men.
> Q:Name an anti-theft device for toupees.
>
> A: FDIC
> Q:What were Dan Quayle's grades in his first year in law school?
>

Very good.

A: OJ, Dr. Ruth, Bill Gates
Q: Name me a drink, a shrink, and a fink.

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In article <3h5tlt$1...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, fm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Harold Freshour) writes:
>
>A:The Hair Club for Men.
>Q:Name an anti-theft device for toupees.
>
>A: FDIC
>Q:What were Dan Quayle's grades in his first year in law school?

Some friends and I wrote a variant of this for an SF convention about 13
years ago. A few that I remember:

A: Fire Phasers.
Q: What would Reagan do if the Phasers went on strike?

A: 42.
Q: What size shoe does an imperial walker wear?

A: Hoth.
Q: What do you put your thaddle on?

A: Buck Rogers.
Q: What was Trigger's last move?

A: Dagobah.
Q: What do da sheep say? (in a Sammy Davis Jr. voice)

-- Mike "wrote them all at 2am the night before the show..." Bartman --

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[Bienvenu Jay]

A: The Grand Canyon, the Liberty Bell, and Sharon Stone.

Q: Name three famous cracks.

-- Jay

[sho...@yahoo.com]

Karnak holds envelope to forehead and says,"Sue Nami."

Karnak opens envelope and reads, "What do you do when a Nami hits your
car?"