old --- never die jokes
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Jesse Flowers
: How 'bout: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
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The Lone Locust Of The Apocalypse
> Date: 25 APR 1995 17:37:46 GMT
> From: Jesse Flowers <jflo...@sparky2.esd.mun.ca>
> Newgroups: rec.humor
> Subject: Re: old --- never die jokes
>
> x93ne...@wmich.edu wrote
> : How 'bout: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>
> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
How bout.....
Old jokes never die they are just recycled three times a week on
rec.humor or alt.tasteless.jokes
Stephen Dailey
>
>> Date: 25 APR 1995 17:37:46 GMT
>> From: Jesse Flowers <jflo...@sparky2.esd.mun.ca>
>> Newgroups: rec.humor
>> Subject: Re: old --- never die jokes
>>
>> x93ne...@wmich.edu wrote
>> : How 'bout: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>>
>> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
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Steve
Wesley F Wright
: : How 'bout: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
Jesse Flowers (jflo...@sparky2.esd.mun.ca) wrote:
: Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
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seb
Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
The Dragon
Old accountants never die, thier pencils just go limp.
The Dragon (MHM 7x9)
"Its only a matter of time."
Kirk Williams
>On 27 Apr 1995, seb wrote:
>>
>> Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>>
>> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
>>
>> Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
>> Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
>> Old accountants never die, thier pencils just go limp.
Old psychiatrist never die, they just lose their minds.
Anders Edlund
>
>
> On 27 Apr 1995, seb wrote:
>
> >
> > Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
> >
> > Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
> >
> > Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
> > old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
Old professors never die, they just smell that way..
>
> Old accountants never die, thier pencils just go limp.
>
> The Dragon (MHM 7x9)
> "Its only a matter of time."
>
>
>
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says...
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>On 27 Apr 1995, seb wrote:
>
>> Old fishermen never die, [snip]
they only smell like it.
[snip]
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| fs...@aurora.alaska.edu| some said it was gold or land; but in the last |
| "Beware the fury of a | analysis it was the West that took them west...|
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| --John Dryden | strong emotion, men who lived with strength and|
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| "Anything rightly done,| Jedediah Smith, Crockett could have stormed the|
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Iain P. Grier
Annoying Redneck <fs...@aurora.alaska.edu> wrote:
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>| Del Rawlins | "Some said it was fur that took them west, and |
>| fs...@aurora.alaska.edu| some said it was gold or land; but in the last |
>| "Beware the fury of a | analysis it was the West that took them west...|
>| patient man." | They were men of violence all, strong men of |
>| --John Dryden | strong emotion, men who lived with strength and|
>| | skill. Ulysses could have marched beside |
>| "Anything rightly done,| Jedediah Smith, Crockett could have stormed the|
>| however humble, is | walls of Troy. Either would have been at home |
>| noble." | among the crews of Drake, Hawkins, or |
>| --Sir H.F. Royce | Frobisher." --Louis L'Amour |
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>| NRA NMLRA AFI AIP BAMF | I hunt, therefore I am. --Metallica |
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You misspelt NAMBLA.
Bruce Tomlin
>You misspelt NAMBLA.
Looks more like NAHPLA.
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>
> Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>
> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
>
> Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
>old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.
Annoying Redneck
>
>Iain P. Grier (ipg...@sail.uwaterloo.ca) wrote in alt.fan.warlord:
>>In article <3ns8qj$q...@news.alaska.edu>,
>>Annoying Redneck <fs...@aurora.alaska.edu> wrote:
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>>>| Del Rawlins | "Some said it was fur that took them west, and
[snip]
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>>>| NRA NMLRA AFI AIP BAMF | I hunt, therefore I am. --Metallica
|
[snip]
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>>You misspelt NAMBLA.
>
>Looks more like NAHPLA.
[snip]
Sorry, but it is NMLRA, and it is spelled correctly. It stands for National
Muzzle Loading Rifle Association. 8)
ObJoke:
Basically the NMLRA is a bunch of guys who go dress up in buckskins and furs
and stuff and carry old obsolete blackpowder weapons around and get together
to play mountain man on weekends. It is actually a lot of fun, and even
funnier to watch.
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| Del Rawlins | "Some said it was fur that took them west, and |
| fs...@aurora.alaska.edu| some said it was gold or land; but in the last |
| "Beware the fury of a | analysis it was the West that took them west...|
| patient man." | They were men of violence all, strong men of |
| --John Dryden | strong emotion, men who lived with strength and|
| | skill. Ulysses could have marched beside |
| "Anything rightly done,| Jedediah Smith, Crockett could have stormed the|
| however humble, is | walls of Troy. Either would have been at home |
| noble." | among the crews of Drake, Hawkins, or |
| --Sir H.F. Royce | Frobisher." --Louis L'Amour |
|------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
| NRA NMLRA AFI AIP BAMF | I hunt, therefore I am. --Metallica | Don't |
|---------------------------------------------------------------| Tread |
| http://camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu/~fsdcr/ for Alaska CCW info | On Me. |
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Hairy Little Frog
>>On 25 Apr 1995, Jesse Flowers wrote:
>>
>>> Date: 25 APR 1995 17:37:46 GMT
>>> From: Jesse Flowers <jflo...@sparky2.esd.mun.ca>
>>> Newgroups: rec.humor
>>> Subject: Re: old --- never die jokes
>>>
>>> x93ne...@wmich.edu wrote
>>> : How 'bout: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>>>
>>> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
Or..
Old fishermen never die, they just smell like it...
>Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
>-----
>Steve
Jago..
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>In article <3nnndc$8...@hippo.shef.ac.uk>, seb <S.C....@shef.ac.uk> says:
>>
>>
>>
>> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
>>
>
>Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.
>
Old guitarist never die, they just lost the tension in their G string.
Stephen Dailey
>In article <3nnndc$8...@hippo.shef.ac.uk>, seb <S.C....@shef.ac.uk> says:
>>
>>
>> Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
>>
>> Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
>>
>> Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
>>old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
>
>Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.
Old gamblers never die, they just crap out.
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Steve
clovis lark
Old musicians never die, they just tune out
Old politicians never die, they just sell out
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>Steve
David K. Wall
[many other "old ___ never die..." jokes deleted...]
Old statisticians never die, they just approach it asymptotically.
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DISCLAIMER: They told me to put a disclaimer here....
KRod
:
: Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
:
: Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
: old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
old mathematicians never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
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In article <3pdmi6$a...@pumpelly.monad.net>, km...@keene.edu ( KRod) writes:
|>: Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
|>:
|>: Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
|>:
|>: Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
|>: old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
|>
|>old mathematicians never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
old mathematicians never die, they just can't multiply.
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|>:
|>: Old fishermen never die, they just can't raise their rods...
|>:
|>: Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt...
|>: old professors never die, they just lose their faculties
|>
|>old mathematicians never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
>old mathematicians never die, they just can't multiply.
Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
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Joao Mendes
> Old chemists never die, they just quit reacting.
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away...
Joao Mendes
Smile when you say that, stranger...