grosser than gross jokes
Navdeep S. Gill
Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
What's grosser than gross?
Finding a pubic hair at the bottom of your bloody mary.
or
A naked woman sliding down a razor.
Scott Christopher Baeder
: I need some grosser than gross jokes.
: or
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The naked woman sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.
Falling off the Empire State Building onto a bike... with no seat.
Paul
2 vampires fighting over a used tampon
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James Victor Baber
What's grosser than gross?
What's grosser than that?
The one who gets it.
What's GTG?
Your screwing a pregnate chick and the fetus gives you a blow job.
What's grosser than that?
Your eating her out and she breaks water.
Anyone got any better?
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Jon Steinhart
What's even grosser that that?
One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
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Tom Mealey
>Navdeep S. Gill (nav...@post.its.mcw.edu) wrote:
>: I need some grosser than gross jokes.
>
>
>
>: Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
>
>: What's grosser than gross?
>
>: Finding a pubic hair at the bottom of your bloody mary.
>
>: or
>
>: A naked woman sliding down a razor.
>
>--
>
>The naked woman sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.
>
Sitting on your grandfathers lap and feeling him get a hard-on.
Opening the refrig. and having the rump roast fart in your fast.
NETBITCH
> Navdeep S. Gill (nav...@post.its.mcw.edu) wrote:
> : I need some grosser than gross jokes.
>
>
>
> : Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
>
> : What's grosser than gross?
>
> : Finding a pubic hair at the bottom of your bloody mary.
>
> : or
>
> : A naked woman sliding down a razor.
>
> --
>
> The naked woman sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.
>
>
>
What's grosser then grose...
When a cheerleader does the splits and a class ring falls out from between
her legs...
What's grosser then that...
When it's her class ring!!!!
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Stacey Monet' Sparks
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Smile a lot....It costs nothing and is beyond price
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Sivakumar Ravada
NETBITCH <sms...@tntech.edu> wrote:
>In article <3n0i2f$9...@cronkite.seas.gwu.edu>, sc...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Scott Christopher Baeder) writes:
>> Navdeep S. Gill (nav...@post.its.mcw.edu) wrote:
>> : I need some grosser than gross jokes.
>>
>>
>> : or
>>
>> : A naked woman sliding down a razor.
or a man for that matter!
What I liked (on a similar line of razor sliding ) are these heights:
Height of pain: a monkey sliding down a razor blade using his balls as
brakes (Now if you flame me, you sure ought to be a
monkey :-)
and related:
Height of fashion: baggy condoms, cunts with zipper and balls with
sidelocks
-- skj
Josh Danziger
to fall off and land on a bycicle with no seat.
Grosser than Gross: THrowing underwear against a wall and having it stick
Grosser than that: coming back two hours later and finding a foot and a half
higher on the wall.
David C. Wright
sms...@tntech.edu (NETBITCH) wrote:
> In article <3n0i2f$9...@cronkite.seas.gwu.edu>, sc...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Scott Christopher Baeder) writes:
> > Navdeep S. Gill (nav...@post.its.mcw.edu) wrote:
> > : I need some grosser than gross jokes.
> >
Ask, and it shall be delivered unto you:
You kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Biting into a weiner and finding a vein.
Pulling out a tampon and finding a root growing on it.
(courtesy of McLean and McLean, Bitter Reality)
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Michel Rottmann
>>
>>
>>
>>: Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
>>
>>: What's grosser than gross?
>>
>>
>>: or
>>
>>: A naked woman sliding down a razor.
>>
>>
>>The naked woman sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.
>>
TU>Sitting on your grandfathers lap and feeling him get a hard-on.
TU>Opening the refrig. and having the rump roast fart in your fast.
TU>>
>>Falling off the Empire State Building onto a bike... with no seat.
Kissing your grandmother good-bye and she slips you the tongue.
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Dave Clark
>From: nav...@post.its.mcw.edu (Navdeep S. Gill)
>Subject: grosser than gross jokes
>Date: 14 Apr 1995 17:29:28 -0500
>I need some grosser than gross jokes.
>Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
>What's grosser than gross?
>Finding a pubic hair at the bottom of your bloody mary.
>or
>A naked woman sliding down a razor.
Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.
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Darlene Wingrove
SR>In article <1995Apr25.1...@atlas.tntech.edu>,
SR>NETBITCH <sms...@tntech.edu> wrote:
SR>>In article <3n0i2f$9...@cronkite.seas.gwu.edu>, sc...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu (Sc
SR> Christopher Baeder) writes:
SR>>> Navdeep S. Gill (nav...@post.its.mcw.edu) wrote:
SR>>> : I need some grosser than gross jokes.
Here's some old ones...
Giving your grandmother a kiss goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Finding a tampon string in your Bloody Mary.
Or one that my husband did to me...
Giving your wife a kiss and slipping her the half-chewed food that's
still in your mouth (Still gagging from that one).
Darlene
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Yeo Meow Im Karen
On 28 Apr 1995, Heather Aston wrote:
> jste...@pitt.edu (Jon Steinhart) writes:
> >What's grosser than gross?
> >Ten dead babies in one garbage can.
> >What's even grosser that that?
> >One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
> What's grosser than that?
> Ten dead babies in one garbage can, and one live one eating its way out.
What's grosser than that?
The live baby enjoying eating his way out.
Ken Appell
} In article <3mmt08$d...@post.its.mcw.edu> nav...@post.its.mcw.edu (Navdeep S. Gill) writes:
} >From: nav...@post.its.mcw.edu (Navdeep S. Gill)
} >Subject: grosser than gross jokes
} >Date: 14 Apr 1995 17:29:28 -0500
} >I need some grosser than gross jokes.
} >Here's are a couple that I've heard ...
} >What's grosser than gross?
} >Finding a pubic hair at the bottom of your bloody mary.
} >or
} >A naked woman sliding down a razor.
} Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.
Fiding a condom at the bottom of a jar of mayo.
Jeff Wilson
Yeo Meow Im Karen <sciy...@leonis.nus.sg> wrote:
>
>On 28 Apr 1995, Heather Aston wrote:
>> jste...@pitt.edu (Jon Steinhart) writes:
>
>
>> >What's even grosser that that?
>> >One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
>
>> What's grosser than that?
>> Ten dead babies in one garbage can, and one live one eating its way out.
>
>What's grosser than that?
>The live baby enjoying eating his way out.
What's grosser than that?
He makes it!
What's grosser then that?
He goes back for seconds!
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sticks.
What's grosser than that?
Coming back two hours later and it has moved up 3 inches.
--
Song
: >> >What's grosser than gross?
: >> >Ten dead babies in one garbage can.
: >
: >> >What's even grosser that that?
: >> >One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
: >
: >> What's grosser than that?
: >> Ten dead babies in one garbage can, and one live one eating its way out.
: >
: >What's grosser than that?
: >The live baby enjoying eating his way out.
: What's grosser than that?
: He makes it!
: What's grosser then that?
: He goes back for seconds!
What's grosser than that?
He pukes all over you after you pull him out.
What's grosser than that?
You dip your finger to taste it.
What's grosser than that?
YOu like it and lick everything off.
What's grosser than that?
Not a hell of a whole lot really.
Andre Dos Santos
: sticks.
: What's grosser than that?
: Coming back two hours later and it has moved up 3 inches.
: --
How about:
What's grosser than gross?
Having a dream you're eating pudding and waking up with a spoon in your ass.
The Extremist
|> : >
|> : >> >What's even grosser that that?
|> : >> >One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
|> : >
|> : >
|>
|>
|> : What's grosser then that?
|> : He goes back for seconds!
|>
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How about skullfucking the infant?
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>
> On 28 Apr 1995, Heather Aston wrote:
>> jste...@pitt.edu (Jon Steinhart) writes:
>
>> >Ten dead babies in one garbage can.
>
>> >What's even grosser that that?
>> >One dead baby in ten garbage cans.
>
>> What's grosser than that?
>> Ten dead babies in one garbage can, and one live one eating its way out.
>
> What's grosser than that?
> The live baby enjoying eating his way out.
What's grosser than that?
It goes back for a live mate.
What's grosser than that?
He eats his live mate by mistake.
Cheers,
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Prisoner No. 73242318A
On 11 May 1995, Andre Dos Santos wrote:
> ross...@utdallas.edu wrote:
> : What's grosser than gross?
> : Throwing your dirty underwear up against the wall and it
> : sticks.
>
> : What's grosser than that?
> : Coming back two hours later and it has moved up 3 inches.
>
> : --
>
> How about:
> What's grosser than gross?
> Having a dream you're eating pudding and waking up with a spoon in your ass.
>
>
Whats Gross
Pile of dead babyies
Whats grosser than gross
Live baby on the inside.... eating its way out
Whats grosser than grosser than gross
Same baby going back fro seconds
Michele A. Cleveland
> : Throwing your dirty underwear up against the wall and it
> : sticks.
>
> : What's grosser than that?
> : Coming back two hours later and it has moved up 3 inches.
> What's grosser than gross?
> Having a dream you're eating pudding and waking up with a spoon in your ass.
What about going to kiss your granny goodbye and she sticks her toungue in!
jane meggers
WHEN YOU'RE SCREWING A PREGNANT LADY AND SOMETHING GRABS YOUR DICK
On Wed, 24 May 1995, Prisoner No. 73242318A wrote:
>
>
> On 11 May 1995, Andre Dos Santos wrote:
>
> > ross...@utdallas.edu wrote:
> > : What's grosser than gross?
> > : Throwing your dirty underwear up against the wall and it
> > : sticks.
> >
> > : What's grosser than that?
> > : Coming back two hours later and it has moved up 3 inches.
> >
> > : --
> >
> > How about:
> > What's grosser than gross?
> > Having a dream you're eating pudding and waking up with a spoon in your ass.
> >
> >
Bill Keesing
jmeg...@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu says...
Try these.
What's grosser than gross
Siamese twins koined at the mouth when one is throwing up.
Whats grosser than gross
Getting a hard on and running out of skin.
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Auckland, New Zealand. The home of the America's Cup
Don't take life too seriously ... It's only a temporary situation :-)
See ya later
Kevin Burkett
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How about when you open up the fridge and the rump roast farts!!
Kevin Burkett
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How about when you open up the fridge and the rump roast farts!!
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How about waking up next to your girlfriend in the morning and you have a
lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth ? ];(
