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a0de...@ulkyvx.bitnet

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Jun 30, 1991, 8:34:12 PM6/30/91

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Heya, bud!

My brother and I always refer to Taco Bell as "Taco Hell' despite the
fact that we kinda like it. I fully intend to start using 'Toxic Hell',
though, now that you mention it.

Others we use are "Macbarfs", "Micky Dee's", "McDoogal's" for Mcdonald's

For White Castle, "WC Lounge" is pretty common.

Jason Edward Floyd

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Jun 30, 1991, 10:52:05 PM6/30/91

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How about McDeath for McDonald's and Pizza Slut for Pizza Hut.

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Roger Lee

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Jun 30, 1991, 11:06:37 PM6/30/91

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a0de...@ulkyvx.bitnet writes:

>Heya, bud!

My personal favorite for McDonalds has got to be McDeathWish.
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Jul 1, 1991, 11:32:27 AM7/1/91

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Don't forget Burger Fling and Pizza slut. (burger king and pizza hut)
or KFC (kant fudging cook) (kentucky fried chicken)
Spendy's (Wendy's)
Stop and Rob (stop and shop- they always seem to get held up)
Fairy Queen (dairy queen)

And of course you all remember the songs:
McDonalds is my kind of place
hamburger in your face
french fries between your toes,
dill pickles up your nose...

Or for the Burger King fans:
Smash the pickles burn the Lettuce
Shut up lady you upset us
all we ask is that you let us
throw it away.
Have it my way at burger king...

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or for the

Robert Moore

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Jul 3, 1991, 4:45:35 PM7/3/91

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I used to work for ol' Ray crock. We called his fine eating
establishments :

Mcminumun-wage....

Funny to those who have ever worked there.

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Why?

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Marisa SorBello

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Jul 3, 1991, 12:47:42 PM7/3/91

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In article <1991Jun30....@ulkyvx.bitnet> a0de...@ulkyvx.bitnet writes:
>

> Others we use are "Macbarfs", "Micky Dee's", "McDoogal's" for Mcdonald's
>
> For White Castle, "WC Lounge" is pretty common.

I always liked Gag in the Bag (for Jack in the Box)

Steve Wilson

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Jul 4, 1991, 5:39:33 PM7/4/91

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In article <1991Jun30....@ulkyvx.bitnet> a0de...@ulkyvx.bitnet writes:

Mc Donalds ---> Mc Dogfood, Micky Dee's
Burger King --> Burger Krap
Taco Bell ----> Taco Hell

A local bar is called:
Hutley's ---> Slutley's

All pretty standard, as far as I know...

Steven Wilson
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Mike Miskulin

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Jul 4, 1991, 8:33:15 PM7/4/91

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In article <1991Jun30....@ulkyvx.bitnet> a0de...@ulkyvx.bitnet writes:

>Heya, bud!

>
>
> Others we use are "Macbarfs", "Micky Dee's", "McDoogal's" for Mcdonald's
>

McRoach is my favorite (first hand experince with an Egg McRoach)

Ted Morris

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Jul 5, 1991, 4:06:33 PM7/5/91

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also Whitey Cassel's; the Aluminum Room; etc.

Grand Master T

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Jul 7, 1991, 5:12:22 PM7/7/91

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A mate of mine works at Pizza Hutt, and we call it "Jabba's"... :-)

(Think about it)

RT.

charles bridgeland

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Jul 7, 1991, 9:14:17 PM7/7/91

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tu...@st1.vuw.ac.nz (Grand Master T) writes:

>A mate of mine works at Pizza Hutt, and we call it "Jabba's"... :-)

>(Think about it)

Pizza Hut

Pizza Rut

Pizza Butt

Pizza Slut

free association time

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Jeremy Gaffney

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Jul 8, 1991, 7:54:26 AM7/8/91

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Ah, and don't forget to order your Pigeon McNuggets...

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Jul 8, 1991, 8:38:19 PM7/8/91

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Hardee's --> Hardley's
as in hardly edible

McDonalds --> House of Ronald

pH

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Jul 8, 1991, 6:18:52 PM7/8/91

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Pizza the Hutt Looks like something HE'd eat.
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John Lee

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Jul 10, 1991, 9:23:53 PM7/10/91

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White Castles were always serving "sliders" and "rectum rockets" as I remember.

Oooo. Gives me the morning greenies just thinking about it!

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Kristin Kapsner

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Jul 12, 1991, 6:08:08 PM7/12/91

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We always refer to it as:

"Mac & Don's Supper Club" or "Mac & Don's" for short.