Internet Oracularities Digest #1097
Ed Chauvin IV
1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
Ed Chauvin IV
--
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the Beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Ed Chauvin IV
<3751070f...@enews.newsguy.com>, edc...@newsguy.com (Ed Chauvin
IV) wrote:
>1097
>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
>Ed Chauvin IV
Oops. That didn't work out the way I planned.
I will now assume the position and await my beating.
Paul L. Kelly
>At precisely Wed, 26 May 1999 14:40:32 GMT, in
><3751070f...@enews.newsguy.com>, edc...@newsguy.com (Ed Chauvin
>IV) wrote:
>
>>1097
>>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
>>Ed Chauvin IV
>
>Oops. That didn't work out the way I planned.
>
>I will now assume the position and await my beating.
YM "bleating." HTH. HAND.
--
Paul L. Kelly, whose world famous bright red Siamese fighting fish was,
milligram for milligram, the fiercest creature on the planet.
bright...@mindspring.com
Put periods in-between the words to send me e-mail. Or if you know
my real address you can use that.
Al Sharka
> (Ed Chauvin IV) attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> >
> >>1097
> >>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
> >
> >I will now assume the position and await my beating.
>
> YM "bleating." HTH. HAND.
Ovis-ly this has removed the last ruminant of his self-woolth.
He hasn't herd the last of it.
Zar
> edc...@newsguy.com (Ed Chauvin IV) attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>
> >At precisely Wed, 26 May 1999 14:40:32 GMT, in
> ><3751070f...@enews.newsguy.com>, edc...@newsguy.com (Ed Chauvin
> >IV) wrote:
> >
> >>1097
> >>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
> >>Ed Chauvin IV
> >
> >Oops. That didn't work out the way I planned.
> >
> >I will now assume the position and await my beating.
>
> YM "bleating." HTH. HAND.
That depends on which position he's talking about...
--Zarrrrr
Paul L. Kelly
>Paul L. Kelly wrote:
>> (Ed Chauvin IV) attempted to infuriate me by saying:
>> >(Ed ChauvinIV) wrote:
>> >
>> >>1097
>> >>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
>> >
>> >Oops. That didn't work out the way I planned.
>> >I will now assume the position and await my beating.
>>
>> YM "bleating." HTH. HAND.
>
>Ovis-ly this has removed the last ruminant of his self-woolth.
>He hasn't herd the last of it.
Sign commonly seen in business offices in Australia:
"The bleatings will continue until morale improves."
Al Sharka
> Al Sharka attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> >Paul L. Kelly wrote:
> >> (Ed Chauvin IV) attempted to infuriate me by saying:
> >> >(Ed ChauvinIV) wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>1097
> >> >>1 3 4 5 3 3 2 3 4 2
> >> >
> >> >Oops. That didn't work out the way I planned.
> >> >I will now assume the position and await my beating.
> >> YM "bleating." HTH. HAND.
> >Ovis-ly this has removed the last ruminant of his self-woolth.
> >He hasn't herd the last of it.
> Sign commonly seen in business offices in Australia:
> "The bleatings will continue until morale improves."
Do you think we got his goat yet?
Malcolm Pcak
Massage: <374EBB...@my-dejanews.com>
Froom: Al Sharka <ash...@my-dejanews.com>
On: Fri, 28 May 1999 10:52:44 -0500
______________________________
> Do you think we got his goat yet?
GUSSET!
--
Malc, Southend-on-Sea, UK (not Europe, or the World)
Pope-in-waiting and owner of Cananadian-seeking anti-pique missiles
Oregano-fundamentalist, and proud!
Paid-up member, Monotreme Anti-Defamation League
Ed Chauvin IV
<7io6ri$bjv$3...@news1.cableinet.co.uk>,
m.p...@NOSPAMPLEASEWEREBRITISHcableinet.co.uk (Malcolm Pcak) wrote:
>Also Sprach Al Sharka:
>
>Massage: <374EBB...@my-dejanews.com>
>Froom: Al Sharka <ash...@my-dejanews.com>
>On: Fri, 28 May 1999 10:52:44 -0500
>______________________________
>
>> Do you think we got his goat yet?
>
>GUSSET!
Um... Sprocket?
Lars Clausen
> At precisely Sat, 29 May 1999 08:58:45 +0100, in
> <7io6ri$bjv$3...@news1.cableinet.co.uk>,
> m.p...@NOSPAMPLEASEWEREBRITISHcableinet.co.uk (Malcolm Pcak) wrote:
>
>>Also Sprach Al Sharka:
>>
>>Massage: <374EBB...@my-dejanews.com>
>>Froom: Al Sharka <ash...@my-dejanews.com>
>>On: Fri, 28 May 1999 10:52:44 -0500
>>______________________________
>>
>>> Do you think we got his goat yet?
>>
>>GUSSET!
>
> Um... Sprocket?
Casket!
--
Lars R. Clausen (http://shasta.cs.uiuc.edu/~lrclause) Hårdgrim of Westfield
"I do not agree with a word that you say, but I will defend to the death your
right to say it." -- Voltaire (?)
Daniel Glick
[excise]
>>>GUSSET!
>> Um... Sprocket?
>Casket!
Brisket?!?!
------------
Perform an appendectomy to e-mail me
Daniel Glick - http://pages.nyu.edu/~dg371/
"Milton once said, 'They also serve who only stand and wait.' Of course, he
was reknowned for leaving small tips." - The Internet Oracle
Lars Clausen
> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> [excise]
>>>>GUSSET!
>>> Um... Sprocket?
>>Casket!
>
> Brisket?!?!
Biscuit???
Malcolm Pcak
Massage: <3755f294...@enews.newsguy.com>
Froom: edc...@newsguy.com (Ed Chauvin IV)
On: Sat, 29 May 1999 13:58:56 GMT
______________________________
> >GUSSET!
> Um... Sprocket?
Toad the Wet?
Nathan Sullivan
> On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
> > Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> >>>>GUSSET!
> >>> Um... Sprocket?
> >>Casket!
> > Brisket?!?!
> Biscuit???
Alright, people, you know the rules here. No cascading. Don't make
me come over there.
--Nathan "Cascade Cop, just waiting for the snide remarks" Sullivan
--
Nathan Sullivan alf...@pants.nu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes so.
Andrew Comeau
Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
>
>> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>>>>GUSSET!
>>>> Um... Sprocket?
>>>Casket!
>>
>> Brisket?!?!
>
>Biscuit???
Triscuit??
Andrew
Jim Evans
On Sun, 30 May 1999, Andrew Comeau wrote:
> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> >On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
> >> Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
> >> [excise]
> >>>>>GUSSET!
> >>>> Um... Sprocket?
> >>>Casket!
> >> Brisket?!?!
> >Biscuit???
> Triscuit??
Quadriscuit!
JIM, from the Latin, meaning "Cheezie Poofs"
Lars Clausen
> Lars Clausen <lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu.STOPSPAM> writes:
>
>> On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
>> > Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>> >>>>GUSSET!
>> >>> Um... Sprocket?
>> >>Casket!
>> > Brisket?!?!
>> Biscuit???
>
> Alright, people, you know the rules here. No cascading. Don't make
> me come over there.
As long as you don't come over here...
Anyways:
Cricket...
Andrew Comeau
Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>On 30 May 1999, alf...@pants.nu wrote:
>
>> Lars Clausen <lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu.STOPSPAM> writes:
>>
>>> On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
>>> > Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>> >>>>GUSSET!
>>> >>> Um... Sprocket?
>>> >>Casket!
>>> > Brisket?!?!
>>> Biscuit???
>>
>> Alright, people, you know the rules here. No cascading. Don't make
>> me come over there.
>
>As long as you don't come over here...
>
>Anyways:
>
>Cricket...
>
Ah, there's the ticket ....
Andrew "switching streams mid-cascade" Comeau
Al Sharka
> Also Sprach Al Sharka:
>
>
> GUSSET!
You know, it's times like these that it seems as though there's an
ocean and half a continent separating our cultural backgrounds.
Henriette Kress
wrote in rec.humor.oracle.d:
>On 30 May 1999, alf...@pants.nu wrote:
>> Lars Clausen <lrcl...@cs.uiuc.edu.STOPSPAM> writes:
>>> On Sat, 29 May 1999, dg...@appendix.is9.nyu.edu wrote:
>>> > Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
>>> >>>>GUSSET!
>>> >>> Um... Sprocket?
>>> >>Casket!
>>> > Brisket?!?!
>>> Biscuit???
>> Alright, people, you know the rules here. No cascading. Don't make
>> me come over there.
>As long as you don't come over here...
>Anyways:
>Cricket...
A ticket in a wicked basket.
--
he...@saunalahti.fi Helsinki, Finland http://metalab.unc.edu/herbmed
Cici in Texas
What, you've never heard the expression, 'I laughed so hard, I
nearly busted a gusset'? Wow, I must be better educated than I
thought I was.
Cici <or maybe I just hang out with a lot of hillbillies> in
Texas
Paul L. Kelly
>On Sun, 30 May 1999 22:50:03 -0500, Al Sharka tapped out:
>
>>Malcolm Pcak wrote:
>>> Also Sprach Al Sharka:
>>>
>>> > Do you think we got his goat yet?
>>>
>>> GUSSET!
>>
>>You know, it's times like these that it seems as though there's an
>>ocean and half a continent separating our cultural backgrounds.
>
>What, you've never heard the expression, 'I laughed so hard, I
>nearly busted a gusset'? Wow, I must be better educated than I
>thought I was.
I always heard it as "I laughed so hard, I almost busted my
phase-pulsed electrometric induction antihistomometer."
Malcolm Pcak
Massage: <375b0eba....@news.gte.net>
Froom: ccl...@gtenospam.net (Cici in Texas)
On: Mon, 31 May 1999 09:25:55 GMT
______________________________
> >> > Do you think we got his goat yet?
> >> GUSSET!
> >You know, it's times like these that it seems as though there's an
> >ocean and half a continent separating our cultural backgrounds.
> What, you've never heard the expression, 'I laughed so hard, I
> nearly busted a gusset'? Wow, I must be better educated than I
> thought I was.
Not the connotation I had in mind, Cici. I'll leave it to those of a
squickier mindset and longer memories to make the connection.
Daniel E. Macks
: On Sun, 30 May 1999, Andrew Comeau wrote:
: > Lars Clausen wrote in message ...
: > >>>>>GUSSET!
: > >>>> Um... Sprocket?
: > >>>Casket!
: > >> Brisket?!?!
: > >Biscuit???
:
: Quadriscuit!
: JIM, from the Latin, meaning "Cheezie Poofs"
That's when a biscuit grows another pair of asses?
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies always wondered what
"iscuit" meant
--
Daniel Macks
dma...@a.chem.upenn.edu
dma...@netspace.org
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks
Kimberly Chapman
Ed Chauvin IV wrote in message <3755f294...@enews.newsguy.com>...
>Um... Sprocket?
Eez now ze time in RHOD ven ve dahnce?
-- Kimberly "as happy as a leetle girrrrl" Chapman