Nun in a blender.
What's black and write-and-read all over?
--> My hard drive.
What's black and amber and RHOD all over?
--> The vt-220 I'm using right now.
dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are red all over
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Daniel Macks
dma...@a.chem.upenn.edu
dma...@netspace.org
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks
ROTF,LMAO!!!
Thank you Daniel.
Ben
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For you are Crunchy | speak for Intel.
And taste good with Catsup | Yet.
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dma...@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Daniel E. Macks) attempted to infuriate me
by saying:
>Clark Magnuson <cmag...@home.com> said:
>: What's black and white and red all over?
>: 1)The newspaper
>: 2) a sun burned zebra
>
>Nun in a blender.
>
>What's black and write-and-read all over?
>--> My hard drive.
>
>What's black and amber and RHOD all over?
>--> The vt-220 I'm using right now.
>
>dan, whose bright red Siamese fighting fishies are red all over
Q: Wots black and white and red all over and cannot fit through a
revolving door?
A: A nun with a javelin through her head.
bright...@mindspring.com (needs dots)
Paul L. Kelly, whose bright red Siamese fighting fish is,
milligram for milligram, the fiercest creature on the planet.
I always heard it as a skunk in a blender, but the nun is funnier, yesh.
:)
Q: What's black and has one leg?
A: A black man with one leg
Q: What's black and has two legs?
A: Two black men with one leg each.
Q: What's black and has three legs?
A: A grand piano.
Nils "Sorry to break your nun cascade" Desle