Mr & Mrs perfect

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Sep 1, 2010, 9:41:00 AM9/1/10
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Perfect? The story of Moshe and Hette Cohen - Mr & Mrs perfect
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the London Hilton.
Their life together in Golders Green was, of course, perfect. One
snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Lexus) along a winding road in Hendon, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. To their surprise, there stood Santa
Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Although Jewish, they did not want
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, no matter what
their religion. So the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their car and soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had a bad accident. Only one of them survived
the accident.

The mind-numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
no such thing as a perfect man.

Women: stop reading here. This is the end of the joke.
Men: keep on scrolling...
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car
accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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