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The dinner date
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gaal
Nov 23, 2009, 11:49:31 AM11/23/09
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Shlomo and Yetta were getting ready to go out to dinner.
Yetta comes out of the bedroom and says to Shlomo, �Darling, do you
want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?�
�What do I care?� Shlomo replies.
Yetta then asks, �Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?�
�Who gives a damn?� says Shlomo.
Yetta then says to Shlomo �Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my
6 carat round diamond?�
To which Shlomo responds �Hey, if you don�t get your act together, and
soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special!�
Yetta comes out of the bedroom and says to Shlomo, �Darling, do you
want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?�
�What do I care?� Shlomo replies.
Yetta then asks, �Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?�
�Who gives a damn?� says Shlomo.
Yetta then says to Shlomo �Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my
6 carat round diamond?�
To which Shlomo responds �Hey, if you don�t get your act together, and
soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special!�
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