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maxine in ri

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Mar 23, 2010, 8:56:47 PM3/23/10
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So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
reply, "It's ok, we're staph."

So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is
it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Did you hear about the neutrino that walked into the bar? The
bartender said, "We don't serve neutrino's in here." The neutrino
replied, "That's ok, I'm just passing through."

Did you hear about the time Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar......
And didn't?

DAS

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Mar 24, 2010, 9:40:55 PM3/24/10
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Not bad, but I shall have to report you to the SPCA, the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes...

see's
neutrino's

;-)
DAS

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Bob Holtzman

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Mar 25, 2010, 10:53:18 AM3/25/10
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On 2010-03-24, maxine in ri <wee...@gmail.com> wrote:
> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>
> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is
> it hot in here, or is it just me?"

There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.

>
> Did you hear about the neutrino that walked into the bar? The
> bartender said, "We don't serve neutrino's in here." The neutrino
> replied, "That's ok, I'm just passing through."
>
> Did you hear about the time Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar......
> And didn't?
>


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Bob Holtzman
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"If you think you're getting free lunch,
check the price of the beer"

maxine in ri

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Mar 25, 2010, 9:13:25 PM3/25/10
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On Mar 24, 9:40 pm, "DAS" <nob...@spam.co.uk> wrote:
> Not bad, but I shall have to report you to the SPCA, the Society for the
> Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes...
>
> see's
> neutrino's
>
> ;-)
> DAS

Oh NO! And i got this from a non-military English major!

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maxine in ri

Juan M

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Mar 26, 2010, 12:08:42 AM3/26/10
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Thi's i's not the right way punctuate.

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Lofty Goat

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Aug 8, 2010, 6:55:52 PM8/8/10
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On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:53:18 -0400, Bob Holtzman wrote:

> On 2010-03-24, maxine in ri <wee...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
>> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
>> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>>
>> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is it
>> hot in here, or is it just me?"
>
> There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.

> <snip>

Alright, already. A one-micron photon walks into a bar...

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't server food
here."

Cyberbilly

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Aug 9, 2010, 12:13:14 PM8/9/10
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On Aug 8, 6:55 pm, Lofty Goat <rlwatk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:53:18 -0400, Bob Holtzman wrote:
> > On 2010-03-24, maxine in ri <weed...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar.  The bartender see's them and
> >> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here."  The bacteria
> >> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>
> >> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is it
> >> hot in here, or is it just me?"
>
> > There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.
> > <snip>
>
> Alright, already.  A one-micron photon walks into a bar...
>
> A sandwich walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "We don't server food
> here."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your
kind
here."

The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)"

-CB

Lofty Goat

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Aug 11, 2010, 6:17:00 PM8/11/10
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A string walks into a bar; the bartender says, "We don't serve string
here."

The string walks out, ties itself into a sloppy bow, walks back in.

The bartender says, "Aren't you that string I just threw out?" The
string replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

-- RLW

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