Particlarly funny
maxine in ri
says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is
it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Did you hear about the neutrino that walked into the bar? The
bartender said, "We don't serve neutrino's in here." The neutrino
replied, "That's ok, I'm just passing through."
Did you hear about the time Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar......
And didn't?
DAS
Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes...
see's
neutrino's
;-)
DAS
To reply directly replace 'nospam' with 'schmetterling'
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"maxine in ri" <wee...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Bob Holtzman
> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>
> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is
> it hot in here, or is it just me?"
There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.
>
> Did you hear about the neutrino that walked into the bar? The
> bartender said, "We don't serve neutrino's in here." The neutrino
> replied, "That's ok, I'm just passing through."
>
> Did you hear about the time Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar......
> And didn't?
>
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Bob Holtzman
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"If you think you're getting free lunch,
check the price of the beer"
maxine in ri
> Not bad, but I shall have to report you to the SPCA, the Society for the
> Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes...
>
> see's
> neutrino's
>
> ;-)
> DAS
Oh NO! And i got this from a non-military English major!
best
maxine in ri
Juan M
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Lofty Goat
> On 2010-03-24, maxine in ri <wee...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
>> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
>> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>>
>> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is it
>> hot in here, or is it just me?"
>
> There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.
> <snip>
Alright, already. A one-micron photon walks into a bar...
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't server food
here."
Cyberbilly
> On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:53:18 -0400, Bob Holtzman wrote:
> >> So a couple of bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender see's them and
> >> says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria
> >> reply, "It's ok, we're staph."
>
> >> So an infrared particle walks into a bar, looks around and says, "Is it
> >> hot in here, or is it just me?"
>
> > There's an infrared particle? Strange, no doubt.
> > <snip>
>
> Alright, already. A one-micron photon walks into a bar...
>
> A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't server food
> here."
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your
kind
here."
The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)"
-CB
Lofty Goat
A string walks into a bar; the bartender says, "We don't serve string
here."
The string walks out, ties itself into a sloppy bow, walks back in.
The bartender says, "Aren't you that string I just threw out?" The
string replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
-- RLW