The Rabbi's Advice.

[gaal]

Abe goes to see his Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong, Abe?"
Abe replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi was very surprised by this and asks, "How can that be?"
Abe then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,
what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls Abe and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my
advice?"
Abe anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.

[kolexy]

good one