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Don't you realize you've had it?

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Aug 27, 2010, 8:16:36 AM8/27/10
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Moishe, an elderly man, goes to a brothel and tells the madam that he
would like a beautiful, young lady for the night. The madam gives him
a quick look-over and is rather puzzled. So she asks him, "How old are
you?"
"Why," replies Moishe, "I'm 98 years old today."
"Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh," he says, "in that case, how much do I owe you?"

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