The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two
sets of teeth. What about the other three?"
"Very religious Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but, I am so Orthodox
have separate teeth for Passover meat and for Passover dairy food...."
The customs official shook his head and said, "You must be a man of very
strong faith to have separate teeth for meat and dairy products and likewise
for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What about the fifth
Morris looked around and spoke softly. "To tell you the truth," he said,
"once in a while I like a ham sandwich."